Uncl Bill is a Idjit

Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too
humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,
beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.

Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and
fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute
piggy?

An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.
But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR
you tookd of diss cute piggy?

An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had
da gud sens to shutted up.

Watta ijit.

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WooToo, for her Hous