Uncl Bill Iz Stubbern

Wee had a LOTT ub funder and LITNING an I wenn unna da bed, wike enny
sensibl purrsun. An den Uncl Bill cam hom frum wurk.

An I kalld too him frum unner da bed. I tokd too himself an tole him
itted iz muchmuch safer unner da bed. Butted hee didn' lissun. Den I
ORDERD him to come unner da bed. I Beepd at him in mine owen cummand
voyce an hee GNU wut I mented. An hee talk furry nise an soff too
mineself butted he staid up dere, in DANJUR.

FOURchoonatly, da funner an da LITNING iz gon four neow. So YELL at
Uncl Bill so dat NESS tim he will lissun to mineseff.

Piglett, hit him on hisown head.

--
WooToo

On Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:04:20 -0700 (PDT), Will in
New Haven's nimble, little paws typed:

Wee had a LOTT ub funder and LITNING an I wenn unna da bed, wike enny
sensibl purrsun.

Well, ob cawze! I hid unner a chayr wen dem
tunderboomerz started. Hoomanz jus duzzent haff
gud prioritiez!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/26/2009 10:50:42 PM

I wud be glad ta do dat but what dem kalls virturalz smackz don do much gud.
U all hazta ang up on himselfz and give him a hit on hizown head.

O T reading this, mine izn virturalz, dem hurtz. But den, I iz in da same
rum wif herselfz.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Wee had a LOTT ub funder and LITNING an I wenn unna da bed, wike enny
sensibl purrsun. An den Uncl Bill cam hom frum wurk.

An I kalld too him frum unner da bed. I tokd too himself an tole him
itted iz muchmuch safer unner da bed. Butted hee didn' lissun. Den I
ORDERD him to come unner da bed. I Beepd at him in mine owen cummand
voyce an hee GNU wut I mented. An hee talk furry nise an soff too
mineself butted he staid up dere, in DANJUR.

FOURchoonatly, da funner an da LITNING iz gon four neow. So YELL at
Uncl Bill so dat NESS tim he will lissun to mineseff.

Piglett, hit him on hisown head.

--
WooToo

at owrz hoze itz safezt inna hall klozet butted da hoominz here duzint
lizten efur, TigerWill in New Haven" wrote
in message
...
Wee had a LOTT ub funder and LITNING an I wenn unna da bed, wike enny
sensibl purrsun. An den Uncl Bill cam hom frum wurk.

An I kalld too him frum unner da bed. I tokd too himself an tole him
itted iz muchmuch safer unner da bed. Butted hee didn' lissun. Den I
ORDERD him to come unner da bed. I Beepd at him in mine owen cummand
voyce an hee GNU wut I mented. An hee talk furry nise an soff too
mineself butted he staid up dere, in DANJUR.

FOURchoonatly, da funner an da LITNING iz gon four neow. So YELL at
Uncl Bill so dat NESS tim he will lissun to mineseff.

Piglett, hit him on hisown head.

--
WooToo

Durink a bigbig stormz at ourown houze we goes in da big doggie kage in da
hall. Iffin der iz a lodda lite gramby putz a blanket ofver it and we duzin
haff ta see it flashink. It iz gud it iz big kauze Sadie now getz in der
wiff uz, we don mind. If da thunner iz bad, her barkz at itself and makez
it go weigh;
"Stormmmee" wrote in message
...
at owrz hoze itz safezt inna hall klozet butted da hoominz here duzint
lizten efur, TigerWill in New Haven"
wrote in message
...
Wee had a LOTT ub funder and LITNING an I wenn unna da bed, wike enny
sensibl purrsun. An den Uncl Bill cam hom frum wurk.

An I kalld too him frum unner da bed. I tokd too himself an tole him
itted iz muchmuch safer unner da bed. Butted hee didn' lissun. Den I
ORDERD him to come unner da bed. I Beepd at him in mine owen cummand
voyce an hee GNU wut I mented. An hee talk furry nise an soff too
mineself butted he staid up dere, in DANJUR.

FOURchoonatly, da funner an da LITNING iz gon four neow. So YELL at
Uncl Bill so dat NESS tim he will lissun to mineseff.

Piglett, hit him on hisown head.

--
WooToo