Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

yeUP, n weh iz hungri sez Mosey fur hiz famli


serfz hizsef rite, now himz kan be serfed, OEJ


as if on cue all of the kittes knowin dat anti m is deaf alla kitties
join furnt paws, they make a circle around her and a kitt on each
side of dasy puts their paws on daisy, daisy jumps up and wraps
herown paws arownd anti m, alla kitte rumbles viberate through the
kittes to daisy and anti m can feel all the lofe anna 'proval fur diz
wunner pooch, ...

Aunti Mabel stands there in amazement as all the love flows. She's
never been purred for other than by Daisy-chan when she came back from
the TED with 5 teeth removed. Overwhelmed for a moment, she lays down
and lets her tail get happy. Cash in the background is whisking his in
a merry jingle as well.

Suddenly a weight falls on her back. EEK! She'd backed up to the
cooler and a bold crabbie climbed out! Whipping around it slides down
her tail and she whacks it on the laundry room door. Stunned it falls
on it's back.

Daisy-chan is so ****ed off at the moment being interupted, she forgets
she's scared of crabbies and stomps one foot on it's chest holding it
on it's back then grabs the big claw just behind it and with a heave,
rips it off! Then stepping off it's belly, she grabs it's smaller claw
and whips her body around flinging it 15 feet away. Well, most of it.
The 2 claws are still trapped in a death grip in her mouth.

Chest heaving, she drops the claws and tries to roar. She's not very
good at it and starts giggling as she survey's the mayhem. Peeking
into the chest, she sees the rest are wisely hiding.



"cshenk" wrote in message



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cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See,
Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a
biggie birdie!

Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest
dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we
has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time
she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as
dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots).
Ding Ding! Daisy-chan sets a spoon down she used on a glass.

'Kittahs anna Kittah friends, I would like make our official
announcement of appreciation for you all arriving and more still to
come probably fur the celebration of Aunti Mabel's 15th birfday
best we kin count it. She was disadvantaged inna her life by not
getting to meet a kittah until me at age 14 but she tooked right to
us as is proper.

We'z got a title now fur her soz wif a purr count, wez calling her a
'VP' (Venerable Pooch)'. Daisy-chan stands by for purrs throating
her's as loud as she can and watching Aunti Mabel's glistening eyes
and hearing Cash's tail get happy and a soft wuff.


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ai heer dat Mosey sez as hym *burpz* ...awl diz fud iz sew gud. YeUMMY
Da uthurz awl nid yes in ugreemunt n fank Auntie Mabel nise wurdz. hur sed.
Fank yu fur gibbing et tu us awl n inbiting usses awl tu Mabel'z Birfday
Bash , Auntie Carol
n da uther 2foots hu fyxed awl diz fud. Weh r awl habing uf grate tyme. yeUP


i kant hardlee wate ta finish da fudz so ursef kan opindeze prezziez, OEJ

Chester, well i guezz i hasta amire anee creashure dat kan eat more dan
mineownself,...

As everyone stuffs themselves silly, chatter happens all across the
table.

Pit2nya asks Cash 'How do you get at dat crabbie meats?' and Cash with
a chomp, demonstrates and laughs 'Dats why dey put'em inna front of me.
I'm the crabbie opener'. Cash opens all the crabbies and passes them
down the table. In return, a huge slice of birdie-cake comes back his
way. Even Chester the injester is in awe of how much Cash can engulf!

OEJ passes bits of salmon all about as Chester the injester passes
kittah sized bowls of mousie gravy/soup.

BobQat tries to figure out how to serve Flounder in cream and Barbi
comes over to help him out. Trudi meantime is staring in awe at the
duckie and filling her plate then passing it along.

2foots scamper about it the background adding more little dishes.
Little appetizers and small tureens of buttermilk, whole cream, mashed
pumpkin and mashed butternut, plates of bacon and even green beans.

Daisy-chan eyes the green beans with a sigh. She knows that one is for
the doggies. She's eaten a bite or so in curiousity and doesn't
understand the charm but she dips one in melted butter and passes it
down the table for others to sniff. Meowy sniffs and passes. Most do
the same but Cash neatly bites off half when it gets to him. As it
gets around to Chester the injester, he sniffs and takes a small lick.
He nips off a small bit and puts it on his plate. When it gets back to
Daisy-chan, she takes a bitty bite then gives it to Aunti Mabel who
eats the rest.

In the other direction little bowls of the Catnip soup are passing. As
Cash gets them, he sneezes carefully to the side. 'Ah' says Aunti
Mabel, 'We all loves foodz but not always tha same ones! Dats ok! Wez
got all types here!'. Sneeking a peek to the kitchen, she shudders as
she sees her 2foots eating steamed broccoli.

A 2foot drifts in to check the proceedings then gets Cash to move for a
moment and removes 4 very lively crabbies to a bag of ice and takes the
rest off to the kitchen. Another arrives with a small table loaded
with gaily wrapped packages brought by the guests. Aunti Mabel seeing
it all in one spot, forgets to breathe for a few moments!




efurione digz in enjoyin da wunnerful fudz, anna wunnerful komapanee,
OEJ "

With a big grin, a 2foot clears a little table space at the picnic
table and another one walks in carrying a huge cake with 15 little
candles. The cake wiggles and jiggles a bit and is topped with a
swirl of creamed butternut squash.

Along side the servant 2foots bring out many fixings.

One is a tureen of delectable gravy made of mousie soup and
thickened with rice (one of the few grains allowed at Chez Shenk's
by all). It just happens to land right in from of Chester the
injester.

In the space front of Trudi: a whole duckie cooked the day before
and now slivered and chilled down then drizzled with hot duckie fat.

OEJ is distracted at the cake then a delicate scent hits and
notices a 2foot has placed a whole salmon cleaned and sliced
longwise then baked to perfect right under nose. Smells show it is
liberally laced with pure butter.

Pushing the lid back on the cooler full of crabbies and dragging it
over to the end of the table, Cash makes a seat. As he climbs up to
sit, he has to laugh because he landed infront of a tureen of cream
of catnip and mousie soup. He sneezes (politely to the side) and
it gets moved to infront of Barbi. In it's place land 5 steamed
and chilled crabbies, 2 of which are missing legs.

Pit2Nya finds her view almost blocked by a large bowl of whole
steamed shrimp while Pipps and BobQat find their eyes engulfed by
whole baked flounder fishies floating in cream.

Mosey and PookyCat end up next to Daisy-chan and Aunti Mabel
staring at a whole turkey ground raw and with added chicken hearts,
livers and gizzards then made into a cake. It's topped lightly
with an icing look of mashed butternut squash. Tygur almost swoons
and other kittahs all about look at the spread with baited breath.

A young 2foot lights the candles and Daisy-chan whispers, 'thank you
Charlotte' while Aunti Mabel at the head of the table ascends her
ottoman seat from the fishing box step.

Eyeing all her friends gathered, Aunti Mabel flaps her ears in glee.
'Thank you my friends! I wish you all the best joy in life. For
each time that you are sad, remember a time when you were glad.
When you are hungry, remember a feast and that you will be fed.
Wez the lucky ones and we thanks Bast and her companion Sirius.'
With a silent moment of bowed heads, her's rises and with a happy
smile she blows out all the candles. 'Lets Eat' she exclaims!




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Waow, dat iz jest bootiful sez Mosey..da rezt uff hiz famli nodz in
ugreemunt.

alla kittees lean furwurd ta see a wunnerful sozt afganin juzt doggie
sized, the card sayz furn piglette, OT willow anna lizzie... it haza aminal
kulurz offa howze anna derown grambe nadeitsef

Daisy-chan sees Cash sjifting in his seat nd Aunti Mabel hopps down
too. Aunti goes to the door to 'THE OUT' and flipps her ears but the
2foots are all laughing inside. Cash saunters down and shortly there
is a sound of flapping ears from inside and a 2foot comes out to open
the door.

Catching on, several kittahs either run outside to the grass or line up
for the 2 kittah litter boxes. Barbi gives Tygur a lift.

Shortly all reassemble and piles of gifts land at Aunti Mabel's feet.

Daisy-chan steps down as she knows Aunti Mabel's non-retractable claws
and arthritis means she needs a little help with the wrapping.

Aunti selects a box. She nuzzles it back and forth and something soft
inside rattles.... She gets the ribbon and paper off then Daisy-chan
slits the tape seam to reveal....


i kant hardlee wate ta finish da fudz so ursef kan opindeze prezziez,
OEJ

Chester, well i guezz i hasta amire anee creashure dat kan eat more
dan mineownself,... "cshenk" wrote in message
...
As everyone stuffs themselves silly, chatter happens all across the
table.

Pit2nya asks Cash 'How do you get at dat crabbie meats?' and Cash
with a chomp, demonstrates and laughs 'Dats why dey put'em inna
front of me. I'm the crabbie opener'. Cash opens all the crabbies
and passes them down the table. In return, a huge slice of
birdie-cake comes back his way. Even Chester the injester is in
awe of how much Cash can engulf!

OEJ passes bits of salmon all about as Chester the injester passes
kittah sized bowls of mousie gravy/soup.

BobQat tries to figure out how to serve Flounder in cream and Barbi
comes over to help him out. Trudi meantime is staring in awe at the
duckie and filling her plate then passing it along.

2foots scamper about it the background adding more little dishes.
Little appetizers and small tureens of buttermilk, whole cream,
mashed pumpkin and mashed butternut, plates of bacon and even green
beans.

Daisy-chan eyes the green beans with a sigh. She knows that one is
for the doggies. She's eaten a bite or so in curiousity and doesn't
understand the charm but she dips one in melted butter and passes it
down the table for others to sniff. Meowy sniffs and passes. Most
do the same but Cash neatly bites off half when it gets to him. As
it gets around to Chester the injester, he sniffs and takes a small
lick. He nips off a small bit and puts it on his plate. When it
gets back to Daisy-chan, she takes a bitty bite then gives it to
Aunti Mabel who eats the rest.

In the other direction little bowls of the Catnip soup are passing.
As Cash gets them, he sneezes carefully to the side. 'Ah' says
Aunti Mabel, 'We all loves foodz but not always tha same ones!
Dats ok! Wez got all types here!'. Sneeking a peek to the
kitchen, she shudders as she sees her 2foots eating steamed
broccoli.

A 2foot drifts in to check the proceedings then gets Cash to move
for a moment and removes 4 very lively crabbies to a bag of ice and
takes the rest off to the kitchen. Another arrives with a small
table loaded with gaily wrapped packages brought by the guests.
Aunti Mabel seeing it all in one spot, forgets to breathe for a few
moments!




efurione digz in enjoyin da wunnerful fudz, anna wunnerful
komapanee,
OEJ "cshenk" wrote in message
...
cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

With a big grin, a 2foot clears a little table space at the picnic
table and another one walks in carrying a huge cake with 15 little
candles. The cake wiggles and jiggles a bit and is topped with a
swirl of creamed butternut squash.

Along side the servant 2foots bring out many fixings.

One is a tureen of delectable gravy made of mousie soup and
thickened with rice (one of the few grains allowed at Chez Shenk's
by all). It just happens to land right in from of Chester the
injester.

In the space front of Trudi: a whole duckie cooked the day before
and now slivered and chilled down then drizzled with hot duckie
fat.

OEJ is distracted at the cake then a delicate scent hits and
notices a 2foot has placed a whole salmon cleaned and sliced
longwise then baked to perfect right under nose. Smells show it
is liberally laced with pure butter.

Pushing the lid back on the cooler full of crabbies and dragging
it over to the end of the table, Cash makes a seat. As he climbs
up to sit, he has to laugh because he landed infront of a tureen
of cream of catnip and mousie soup. He sneezes (politely to the
side) and it gets moved to infront of Barbi. In it's place land
5 steamed and chilled crabbies, 2 of which are missing legs.

Pit2Nya finds her view almost blocked by a large bowl of whole
steamed shrimp while Pipps and BobQat find their eyes engulfed by
whole baked flounder fishies floating in cream.

Mosey and PookyCat end up next to Daisy-chan and Aunti Mabel
staring at a whole turkey ground raw and with added chicken
hearts, livers and gizzards then made into a cake. It's topped
lightly with an icing look of mashed butternut squash. Tygur
almost swoons and other kittahs all about look at the spread with
baited breath.

A young 2foot lights the candles and Daisy-chan whispers, 'thank
you Charlotte' while Aunti Mabel at the head of the table ascends
her ottoman seat from the fishing box step.

Eyeing all her friends gathered, Aunti Mabel flaps her ears in
glee. 'Thank you my friends! I wish you all the best joy in
life. For each time that you are sad, remember a time when you
were glad. When you are hungry, remember a feast and that you
will be fed. Wez the lucky ones and we thanks Bast and her
companion Sirius.' With a silent moment of bowed heads, her's
rises and with a happy smile she blows out all the candles. 'Lets
Eat' she exclaims!




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Mosey =^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

yeUP, n weh iz hungri sez Mosey fur hiz famli

Cash helps crunch them open for Mosey and leaves them for Mosey to
distribute with a happy doggie version of a nose poink.



serfz hizsef rite, now himz kan be serfed, OEJ


as if on cue all of the kittes knowin dat anti m is deaf alla
kitties join furnt paws, they make a circle around her and a kitt
on each side of dasy puts their paws on daisy, daisy jumps up and
wraps herown paws arownd anti m, alla kitte rumbles viberate
through the kittes to daisy and anti m can feel all the lofe anna
'proval fur diz wunner pooch, ...

Aunti Mabel stands there in amazement as all the love flows. She's
never been purred for other than by Daisy-chan when she came back
from the TED with 5 teeth removed. Overwhelmed for a moment, she
lays down and lets her tail get happy. Cash in the background is
whisking his in a merry jingle as well.

Suddenly a weight falls on her back. EEK! She'd backed up to the
cooler and a bold crabbie climbed out! Whipping around it slides
down her tail and she whacks it on the laundry room door. Stunned
it falls on it's back.

Daisy-chan is so ****ed off at the moment being interupted, she
forgets she's scared of crabbies and stomps one foot on it's chest
holding it on it's back then grabs the big claw just behind it and
with a heave, rips it off! Then stepping off it's belly, she grabs
it's smaller claw and whips her body around flinging it 15 feet
away. Well, most of it. The 2 claws are still trapped in a death
grip in her mouth.

Chest heaving, she drops the claws and tries to roar. She's not
very good at it and starts giggling as she survey's the mayhem.
Peeking into the chest, she sees the rest are wisely hiding.



"cshenk" wrote in message



...
cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See,
Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a
biggie birdie!

Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest
dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna
we has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis
time she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud
gud as dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots).
Ding Ding! Daisy-chan sets a spoon down she used on a glass.

'Kittahs anna Kittah friends, I would like make our official
announcement of appreciation for you all arriving and more still
to come probably fur the celebration of Aunti Mabel's 15th birfday
best we kin count it. She was disadvantaged inna her life by not
getting to meet a kittah until me at age 14 but she tooked right
to us as is proper.

We'z got a title now fur her soz wif a purr count, wez calling
her a 'VP' (Venerable Pooch)'. Daisy-chan stands by for purrs
throating her's as loud as she can and watching Aunti Mabel's
glistening eyes and hearing Cash's tail get happy and a soft wuff.


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Mosey =^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Mosey n he n Meowy, da Bitties, Tygur n Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps
BobQat n Mimzy joyn da circle uff luffs fur Auntie Mabel.
Weh hoap yu wike da da prezzie weh gotted yu Auntie Mabel

Aunti Mabel looks with delight at all the little bitties and tries to
doggie kiss all of them but Sqweex hides behind Meowy. Peeking from
behind, a wink is passed then Sqweex fits up in the circle between
Barbi and PookyKat.



as if on cue all of the kittes knowin dat anti m is deaf alla
kitties join furnt paws, they make a circle around her and a kitt
on each side of dasy puts their paws on daisy, daisy jumps up and
wraps herown paws arownd anti m, alla kitte rumbles viberate
through the kittes to daisy and anti m can feel all the lofe anna
'proval fur diz wunner pooch, ...


Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See,
Meowmie cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a
biggie birdie!

Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest
dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we
has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time
she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as
dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots).
Ding Ding! Daisy-chan sets a spoon down she used on a glass.

'Kittahs anna Kittah friends, I would like make our official
announcement of appreciation for you all arriving and more still to
come probably fur the celebration of Aunti Mabel's 15th birfday
best we kin count it. She was disadvantaged inna her life by not
getting to meet a kittah until me at age 14 but she tooked right to
us as is proper.

We'z got a title now fur her soz wif a purr count, wez calling her a
'VP' (Venerable Pooch)'. Daisy-chan stands by for purrs throating
her's as loud as she can and watching Aunti Mabel's glistening eyes
and hearing Cash's tail get happy and a soft wuff.


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Storrmmee wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

alla kittees lean furwurd ta see a wunnerful sozt afganin juzt doggie
sized, the card sayz furn piglette, OT willow anna lizzie... it haza
aminal kulurz offa howze anna derown grambe nadeitsef

Aunti Mabel manages an almost *sqweee!' sound of glee and wraps herself
in her house colors. She forgets her self for a second and starts
licking kittahs but then recovers and just does her best rendition of a
purr. She's pretty bad at it but they all understand she's trying.
Pipps laughingly gives her a nose poink. 'You sound funny Aunti!' says
Pipps.



"cshenk"
wrote in message
...
Daisy-chan sees Cash sjifting in his seat nd Aunti Mabel hopps down
too. Aunti goes to the door to 'THE OUT' and flipps her ears but
the 2foots are all laughing inside. Cash saunters down and shortly
there is a sound of flapping ears from inside and a 2foot comes out
to open the door.

Catching on, several kittahs either run outside to the grass or
line up for the 2 kittah litter boxes. Barbi gives Tygur a lift.

Shortly all reassemble and piles of gifts land at Aunti Mabel's
feet.

Daisy-chan steps down as she knows Aunti Mabel's non-retractable
claws and arthritis means she needs a little help with the wrapping.

Aunti selects a box. She nuzzles it back and forth and something
soft inside rattles.... She gets the ribbon and paper off then
Daisy-chan slits the tape seam to reveal....


i kant hardlee wate ta finish da fudz so ursef kan opindeze
prezziez, OEJ

Chester, well i guezz i hasta amire anee creashure dat kan eat
more
dan mineownself,... "cshenk" wrote in message
...
As everyone stuffs themselves silly, chatter happens all across
the table.

Pit2nya asks Cash 'How do you get at dat crabbie meats?' and Cash
with a chomp, demonstrates and laughs 'Dats why dey put'em inna
front of me. I'm the crabbie opener'. Cash opens all the
crabbies and passes them down the table. In return, a huge slice
of birdie-cake comes back his way. Even Chester the injester is
in awe of how much Cash can engulf!

OEJ passes bits of salmon all about as Chester the injester passes
kittah sized bowls of mousie gravy/soup.

BobQat tries to figure out how to serve Flounder in cream and
Barbi comes over to help him out. Trudi meantime is staring in
awe at the duckie and filling her plate then passing it along.

2foots scamper about it the background adding more little dishes.
Little appetizers and small tureens of buttermilk, whole cream,
mashed pumpkin and mashed butternut, plates of bacon and even
green beans.

Daisy-chan eyes the green beans with a sigh. She knows that one
is for the doggies. She's eaten a bite or so in curiousity and
doesn't understand the charm but she dips one in melted butter
and passes it down the table for others to sniff. Meowy sniffs
and passes. Most do the same but Cash neatly bites off half when
it gets to him. As it gets around to Chester the injester, he
sniffs and takes a small lick. He nips off a small bit and puts
it on his plate. When it gets back to Daisy-chan, she takes a
bitty bite then gives it to Aunti Mabel who eats the rest.

In the other direction little bowls of the Catnip soup are
passing. As Cash gets them, he sneezes carefully to the side.
'Ah' says Aunti Mabel, 'We all loves foodz but not always tha
same ones! Dats ok! Wez got all types here!'. Sneeking a peek
to the kitchen, she shudders as she sees her 2foots eating steamed
broccoli.

A 2foot drifts in to check the proceedings then gets Cash to move
for a moment and removes 4 very lively crabbies to a bag of ice
and takes the rest off to the kitchen. Another arrives with a
small table loaded with gaily wrapped packages brought by the
guests. Aunti Mabel seeing it all in one spot, forgets to
breathe for a few moments!




efurione digz in enjoyin da wunnerful fudz, anna wunnerful
komapanee,
OEJ "cshenk" wrote in message
...
cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

With a big grin, a 2foot clears a little table space at the
picnic table and another one walks in carrying a huge cake with
15 little candles. The cake wiggles and jiggles a bit and is
topped with a swirl of creamed butternut squash.

Along side the servant 2foots bring out many fixings.

One is a tureen of delectable gravy made of mousie soup and
thickened with rice (one of the few grains allowed at Chez
Shenk's by all). It just happens to land right in from of
Chester the injester.

In the space front of Trudi: a whole duckie cooked the day
before and now slivered and chilled down then drizzled with hot
duckie
fat.

OEJ is distracted at the cake then a delicate scent hits and
notices a 2foot has placed a whole salmon cleaned and sliced
longwise then baked to perfect right under nose. Smells show it
is liberally laced with pure butter.

Pushing the lid back on the cooler full of crabbies and dragging
it over to the end of the table, Cash makes a seat. As he
climbs up to sit, he has to laugh because he landed infront of
a tureen of cream of catnip and mousie soup. He sneezes
(politely to the side) and it gets moved to infront of Barbi.
In it's place land 5 steamed and chilled crabbies, 2 of which
are missing legs.
Pit2Nya finds her view almost blocked by a large bowl of whole
steamed shrimp while Pipps and BobQat find their eyes engulfed
by whole baked flounder fishies floating in cream.

Mosey and PookyCat end up next to Daisy-chan and Aunti Mabel
staring at a whole turkey ground raw and with added chicken
hearts, livers and gizzards then made into a cake. It's topped
lightly with an icing look of mashed butternut squash. Tygur
almost swoons and other kittahs all about look at the spread
with
baited breath.

A young 2foot lights the candles and Daisy-chan whispers, 'thank
you Charlotte' while Aunti Mabel at the head of the table
ascends her ottoman seat from the fishing box step.

Eyeing all her friends gathered, Aunti Mabel flaps her ears in
glee. 'Thank you my friends! I wish you all the best joy in
life. For each time that you are sad, remember a time when you
were glad. When you are hungry, remember a feast and that you
will be fed. Wez the lucky ones and we thanks Bast and her
companion Sirius.' With a silent moment of bowed heads, her's
rises and with a happy smile she blows out all the candles.
'Lets
Eat' she exclaims!




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Mosey =^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:


ai heer dat Mosey sez as hym burpz ...awl diz fud iz sew gud. YeUMMY
Da uthurz awl nid yes in ugreemunt n fank Auntie Mabel nise wurdz.
hur sed. Fank yu fur gibbing et tu us awl n inbiting usses awl tu
Mabel'z Birfday Bash , Auntie Carol n da uther 2foots hu fyxed awl
diz fud. Weh r awl habing uf grate tyme. yeUP

Aunti Mabel says 'Thank YOU so much! I never hadda parti befur!'.

Daisy-chan has difficulty lifting the next gift down so Cash helps.
They are all now on the floor gathered about as lovely items one after
another get unwrapped. Aunti Mabel's eyes almost pop out as she
realizes she's been gifted with so many bones, she cant count them on a
paw! Her favorite besides the blankie are little rice crackers (she is
allowed rice) with kittah paw prints in them. Sniffing them, she can
tell every cat here made one.

She also finds loads of tail ribbons and ties one excatly the color or
Daisy-chan's eyes to her tail and adds one the same color as Cash's
eyes to it. Settling back with a gleam in her eye she says 'I'd be sexy
now if I wern't so old!' as she slowly waggs her tail.

Walking along the perimeter, a 2foot brings a bag of ice with the last
4 crabbies and dumps it in the lawn. They start to wake up and notice
one another. 3 square off and one tries to run away. Barbi alerts on
the action and the kittahs scramble for seats along the porch to watch
as Cash and Aunti wander to the yard since they can't jump like cats on
the perches. 2 bitties carefully go out in the yard but peer from
behind their bigger new friends.



i kant hardlee wate ta finish da fudz so ursef kan opindeze
prezziez, OEJ

Chester, well i guezz i hasta amire anee creashure dat kan eat more
dan mineownself,...

As everyone stuffs themselves silly, chatter happens all across the
table.

Pit2nya asks Cash 'How do you get at dat crabbie meats?' and Cash
with a chomp, demonstrates and laughs 'Dats why dey put'em inna
front of me. I'm the crabbie opener'. Cash opens all the crabbies
and passes them down the table. In return, a huge slice of
birdie-cake comes back his way. Even Chester the injester is in
awe of how much Cash can engulf!

OEJ passes bits of salmon all about as Chester the injester passes
kittah sized bowls of mousie gravy/soup.

BobQat tries to figure out how to serve Flounder in cream and Barbi
comes over to help him out. Trudi meantime is staring in awe at the
duckie and filling her plate then passing it along.

2foots scamper about it the background adding more little dishes.
Little appetizers and small tureens of buttermilk, whole cream,
mashed pumpkin and mashed butternut, plates of bacon and even green
beans.

Daisy-chan eyes the green beans with a sigh. She knows that one is
for the doggies. She's eaten a bite or so in curiousity and doesn't
understand the charm but she dips one in melted butter and passes it
down the table for others to sniff. Meowy sniffs and passes. Most
do the same but Cash neatly bites off half when it gets to him. As
it gets around to Chester the injester, he sniffs and takes a small
lick. He nips off a small bit and puts it on his plate. When it
gets back to Daisy-chan, she takes a bitty bite then gives it to
Aunti Mabel who eats the rest.

In the other direction little bowls of the Catnip soup are passing.
As Cash gets them, he sneezes carefully to the side. 'Ah' says
Aunti Mabel, 'We all loves foodz but not always tha same ones!
Dats ok! Wez got all types here!'. Sneeking a peek to the
kitchen, she shudders as she sees her 2foots eating steamed
broccoli.

A 2foot drifts in to check the proceedings then gets Cash to move
for a moment and removes 4 very lively crabbies to a bag of ice and
takes the rest off to the kitchen. Another arrives with a small
table loaded with gaily wrapped packages brought by the guests.
Aunti Mabel seeing it all in one spot, forgets to breathe for a few
moments!




efurione digz in enjoyin da wunnerful fudz, anna wunnerful
komapanee, OEJ "

With a big grin, a 2foot clears a little table space at the picnic
table and another one walks in carrying a huge cake with 15 little
candles. The cake wiggles and jiggles a bit and is topped with a
swirl of creamed butternut squash.

Along side the servant 2foots bring out many fixings.

One is a tureen of delectable gravy made of mousie soup and
thickened with rice (one of the few grains allowed at Chez Shenk's
by all). It just happens to land right in from of Chester the
injester.

In the space front of Trudi: a whole duckie cooked the day before
and now slivered and chilled down then drizzled with hot duckie
fat.

OEJ is distracted at the cake then a delicate scent hits and
notices a 2foot has placed a whole salmon cleaned and sliced
longwise then baked to perfect right under nose. Smells show it
is liberally laced with pure butter.

Pushing the lid back on the cooler full of crabbies and dragging
it over to the end of the table, Cash makes a seat. As he climbs
up to sit, he has to laugh because he landed infront of a tureen
of cream of catnip and mousie soup. He sneezes (politely to the
side) and it gets moved to infront of Barbi. In it's place land
5 steamed and chilled crabbies, 2 of which are missing legs.

Pit2Nya finds her view almost blocked by a large bowl of whole
steamed shrimp while Pipps and BobQat find their eyes engulfed by
whole baked flounder fishies floating in cream.

Mosey and PookyCat end up next to Daisy-chan and Aunti Mabel
staring at a whole turkey ground raw and with added chicken
hearts, livers and gizzards then made into a cake. It's topped
lightly with an icing look of mashed butternut squash. Tygur
almost swoons and other kittahs all about look at the spread with
baited breath.

A young 2foot lights the candles and Daisy-chan whispers, 'thank
you Charlotte' while Aunti Mabel at the head of the table ascends
her ottoman seat from the fishing box step.

Eyeing all her friends gathered, Aunti Mabel flaps her ears in
glee. 'Thank you my friends! I wish you all the best joy in
life. For each time that you are sad, remember a time when you
were glad. When you are hungry, remember a feast and that you
will be fed. Wez the lucky ones and we thanks Bast and her
companion Sirius.' With a silent moment of bowed heads, her's
rises and with a happy smile she blows out all the candles. 'Lets
Eat' she exclaims!




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" 'I'd be sexy now if I wern't so old!' as she slowly waggs her tail
Piglett sidles up to Auntie Mable. "Da hoomanz haza sayink dat da older da
biolin da sweeter da musik." She blushes then turns back to watching
presents being opened..


"cshenk" wrote in message
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Mosey =^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:


ai heer dat Mosey sez as hym burpz ...awl diz fud iz sew gud. YeUMMY
Da uthurz awl nid yes in ugreemunt n fank Auntie Mabel nise wurdz.
hur sed. Fank yu fur gibbing et tu us awl n inbiting usses awl tu
Mabel'z Birfday Bash , Auntie Carol n da uther 2foots hu fyxed awl
diz fud. Weh r awl habing uf grate tyme. yeUP

Aunti Mabel says 'Thank YOU so much! I never hadda parti befur!'.

Daisy-chan has difficulty lifting the next gift down so Cash helps.
They are all now on the floor gathered about as lovely items one after
another get unwrapped. Aunti Mabel's eyes almost pop out as she
realizes she's been gifted with so many bones, she cant count them on a
paw! Her favorite besides the blankie are little rice crackers (she is
allowed rice) with kittah paw prints in them. Sniffing them, she can
tell every cat here made one.

She also finds loads of tail ribbons and ties one excatly the color or
Daisy-chan's eyes to her tail and adds one the same color as Cash's
eyes to it. Settling back with a gleam in her eye she says 'I'd be sexy
now if I wern't so old!' as she slowly waggs her tail.

Walking along the perimeter, a 2foot brings a bag of ice with the last
4 crabbies and dumps it in the lawn. They start to wake up and notice
one another. 3 square off and one tries to run away. Barbi alerts on
the action and the kittahs scramble for seats along the porch to watch
as Cash and Aunti wander to the yard since they can't jump like cats on
the perches. 2 bitties carefully go out in the yard but peer from
behind their bigger new friends.



i kant hardlee wate ta finish da fudz so ursef kan opindeze
prezziez, OEJ

Chester, well i guezz i hasta amire anee creashure dat kan eat more
dan mineownself,...

As everyone stuffs themselves silly, chatter happens all across the
table.

Pit2nya asks Cash 'How do you get at dat crabbie meats?' and Cash
with a chomp, demonstrates and laughs 'Dats why dey put'em inna
front of me. I'm the crabbie opener'. Cash opens all the crabbies
and passes them down the table. In return, a huge slice of
birdie-cake comes back his way. Even Chester the injester is in
awe of how much Cash can engulf!

OEJ passes bits of salmon all about as Chester the injester passes
kittah sized bowls of mousie gravy/soup.

BobQat tries to figure out how to serve Flounder in cream and Barbi
comes over to help him out. Trudi meantime is staring in awe at the
duckie and filling her plate then passing it along.

2foots scamper about it the background adding more little dishes.
Little appetizers and small tureens of buttermilk, whole cream,
mashed pumpkin and mashed butternut, plates of bacon and even green
beans.

Daisy-chan eyes the green beans with a sigh. She knows that one is
for the doggies. She's eaten a bite or so in curiousity and doesn't
understand the charm but she dips one in melted butter and passes it
down the table for others to sniff. Meowy sniffs and passes. Most
do the same but Cash neatly bites off half when it gets to him. As
it gets around to Chester the injester, he sniffs and takes a small
lick. He nips off a small bit and puts it on his plate. When it
gets back to Daisy-chan, she takes a bitty bite then gives it to
Aunti Mabel who eats the rest.

In the other direction little bowls of the Catnip soup are passing.
As Cash gets them, he sneezes carefully to the side. 'Ah' says
Aunti Mabel, 'We all loves foodz but not always tha same ones!
Dats ok! Wez got all types here!'. Sneeking a peek to the
kitchen, she shudders as she sees her 2foots eating steamed
broccoli.

A 2foot drifts in to check the proceedings then gets Cash to move
for a moment and removes 4 very lively crabbies to a bag of ice and
takes the rest off to the kitchen. Another arrives with a small
table loaded with gaily wrapped packages brought by the guests.
Aunti Mabel seeing it all in one spot, forgets to breathe for a few
moments!




efurione digz in enjoyin da wunnerful fudz, anna wunnerful
komapanee, OEJ "

With a big grin, a 2foot clears a little table space at the picnic
table and another one walks in carrying a huge cake with 15 little
candles. The cake wiggles and jiggles a bit and is topped with a
swirl of creamed butternut squash.

Along side the servant 2foots bring out many fixings.

One is a tureen of delectable gravy made of mousie soup and
thickened with rice (one of the few grains allowed at Chez Shenk's
by all). It just happens to land right in from of Chester the
injester.

In the space front of Trudi: a whole duckie cooked the day before
and now slivered and chilled down then drizzled with hot duckie
fat.

OEJ is distracted at the cake then a delicate scent hits and
notices a 2foot has placed a whole salmon cleaned and sliced
longwise then baked to perfect right under nose. Smells show it
is liberally laced with pure butter.

Pushing the lid back on the cooler full of crabbies and dragging
it over to the end of the table, Cash makes a seat. As he climbs
up to sit, he has to laugh because he landed infront of a tureen
of cream of catnip and mousie soup. He sneezes (politely to the
side) and it gets moved to infront of Barbi. In it's place land
5 steamed and chilled crabbies, 2 of which are missing legs.

Pit2Nya finds her view almost blocked by a large bowl of whole
steamed shrimp while Pipps and BobQat find their eyes engulfed by
whole baked flounder fishies floating in cream.

Mosey and PookyCat end up next to Daisy-chan and Aunti Mabel
staring at a whole turkey ground raw and with added chicken
hearts, livers and gizzards then made into a cake. It's topped
lightly with an icing look of mashed butternut squash. Tygur
almost swoons and other kittahs all about look at the spread with
baited breath.

A young 2foot lights the candles and Daisy-chan whispers, 'thank
you Charlotte' while Aunti Mabel at the head of the table ascends
her ottoman seat from the fishing box step.

Eyeing all her friends gathered, Aunti Mabel flaps her ears in
glee. 'Thank you my friends! I wish you all the best joy in
life. For each time that you are sad, remember a time when you
were glad. When you are hungry, remember a feast and that you
will be fed. Wez the lucky ones and we thanks Bast and her
companion Sirius.' With a silent moment of bowed heads, her's
rises and with a happy smile she blows out all the candles. 'Lets
Eat' she exclaims!




--



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--

way kule, oej
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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I yam! I yam uh "smoked" kittee!
I yam uh smoked mourning coat tuxeedo domeztic medium hayer
kittee....I gotta rezt neow, dat wuz uh mouwfful.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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Az uh 'sperimint I mite let hur du dat wunzt.

Pit2nya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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tellz urmomta brush itsef bakwurdz, ifin hersef kan see da grey ursef
mite be a "smoked" kittee, mizz violette wuz, when hersef hadda plaze
remofed furm herown side, da furz kamed in white furzt den turned bwak
az dey growed, OEJ, remfurin how upset mizz biolette wuz wif diz white
furz on herown bwack,
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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I gotz lotz ov blak wiff gray rootz, an sum wite furrz tuu.
Dey ar medym lonk.

Pi2ôôñya





"Gramby" wrote in message
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Lizzy sits in the middle of foour colors or yarn. I kan be done.

"cshenk" wrote in message
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Glorious! Wez want just a little blck too fur Aunti Mabel since shes
got 4 colors iffin you kin do it?



Gramby wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Lizzy dige through all the yarn, Hee iz Tan. anna diz iz kalled off
whitez, dat iz kind ofv kreme, anna hee iz blak. Ohh anna here iz
sum grey. We iz all setz.

"cshenk" wrote in message
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Gramby wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Toonya we kan git da gamby to nitt u an afgan, what kolor duz u
wantz. Lizzy rummaging thru the yarn.

Kin you do a tricolor? Tan, black, cream? Dat represents all the
colors of usuns 3 here. If you add more, add sum grey fur Aunti
Mabel?

I'm all white. Cash is tan and white. Aunti Mabel is white, tan,
black and now a bit grey inna sum spots. Next to maiself's kittah
perfect fur, her's is almost as soft. Snicker, softer den some
kittahs fur to be honest. Cash though, he got doggie hair eben if a
rather pretty tan color.

Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!



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cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Aunti Mabel looks back at all the fun she has had with her friends and
thanks them as they drift off to home. The last few watching the last
4 crabbies battle in the yard are laughing. Chester the injester and
Trudi have accepted Cash's challange to try out the pooch maze and had
fun jumping over low logs and finding duckie treats.

Piglett laughs as 2 doggie 'nose poinks' catch her (especially as Cash
has to crawl on the ground to get to her level).

But, the bitties are yawning and so is Aunti Mabel..... She drops down
on a comfy cushion to dream of her first and only birthday parti.