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  #11  
Old July 2nd 03, 07:17 AM
Seanette Blaylock
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Arlene Knop had some very interesting things to
say about JUNE PIKNIK STARTING RITE AWAY:
My Mom has a growlmonster like that, too. Now she even has a funny
object she can hang from her shoulder that spits steam all over!
Felix, baffled by human notions of housekeeping
Ize nefur herd of that!! Duz ;thuh steem cum out of her eerz? Cud yew
cook hotdawgs in it?
GM, also baffled

The steam comes out of the end of a hose attached to the thing hanging
from her shoulder [Dad uses it too, especially on my box or that
stupid bird's cage]. I guess you could cook with it if you tried.

Wot duz she do wif thuh steem after it cumz out? Duz it make pritty
clowds? Ize seen steem cum out of thuh shower, but Meowmie duzn't do
anyfing wif it.
GM, amazed that sumbuddy wud ware a shoulder purse that makes steem


She points the hose thing at something she wants to clean, makes
steam, then wipes what she was cleaning.

Felix, who wishes his Mom would at least not use cleaning things that
hiss

--
Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom
  #12  
Old July 3rd 03, 01:46 PM
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I like that, Miss Violette, thinking the coat closet would hide one for a
long time, snickers to self and takes a nap to consider further, Misss
Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Espeshuully if it takes awile to find it. I left meowmie a hayrball
thuh other day and she hasn't found it yet.

GM, wif a misterius grin

Miss Violette wrote:

pocket, hhhmmm that bears consideration, Miss Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Hmmmm. Can yew jump up on thuh shelf and get behind them and push

them
off? That way yew could hav thuh shelf fur yerownself after yew do

what
yew want to thuh shooz. OR yew cud leev a deposit in a pocket

sumware.

GM, always thinking

Miss Violette wrote:

you got the picture exactly, it is just not right. and no they are

keeping
all of the shoes up now, soft said one of the boys ruined a favorite

pair of
shoes she left out once and so all of them are in boxes. Miss

Violette,
currently considering how to get the boxes OFF of HER shelf...
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
So-o-o-o...if yew don't go in thuh good hidey hole yew are unhappy

and
if yew DO go ther and are attacked by thuh jails, yew will be

REEELY
unhappy. Are there any shooz left out so yew cud leev a "deposit"

in
them as a protest?

GM, who can see her jail up on thuh shelf and it beddere stay

there

Miss Violette wrote:

she even gave her shoes to some clear boxes that ate them all

up,
and I
overheard her tell furry that the best hidey place in the whole

closet
is
now gonna be the home for the kitty jails, Miss Violette, not

liking
this
one little bit!!!
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Don't beleev it! Meowmie keeps telling me that we are "making
purrogress" but efurryfing looks werse to me. And she fixed

it so
I
can't find any hidey places in thuh kloset anymore.

GM, looking fur a tiny place to skweez throo

Miss Violette wrote:

I wonder if part of the virus is that the closet hurks, ours

has
hurked
a
couple of times recently. soft says it is almost better,

Miss
Violette
Seanette Blaylock

wrote in
message
...
Arlene Knop had some very interesting

things
to
say about JUNE PIKNIK STARTING RITE AWAY:

My Mom's been rearranging lately, too, and I don't like

it!
Felix, who does NOT approve of changes
Gosh, maybe its sum awful virus thuh hoomin meowmies

have. I
think
there's a coonspirasee to keep things away frum us so we

can't
bat
them
around.
Gretchen Marie, who is not allowed in thuh kloset to

investigayt
thuh
dark korners

I think it's called "spring cleaning". Today was horrible!

The
closet
in the bedroom hurked all over the place and Mom spent

*hours*
sorting
it all out and putting stuff back [some did go out in the

trash,
some
got put in a box on *my* patio. Mom says it's temporary,

but I
don't
know, knowing her]. Dad's tuna place apparently moved,

too, so
he
was
at home all day, but Mom said he was earning tunas for us.

I'm
now
confused about my life. Is it calmer over there, or is

your
Mom
doing
this stuff too?

Felix the bewildered

--
Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom



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Old July 3rd 03, 01:51 PM
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Everybody in our house is sewing challenged but I never thought of the
horror of m's or S's that would really be a problem, except it would make
more room in OUR bed, Miss Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Hmpf. Numbers aren't a fun to snuggle wif as X's and L's. I hope she
duzn't get anyfing wif M's or S's. They'ze not even werth kneeding wif
yer paw. Cud yew sew together a 14 and 16?

GM, hoping meowmie duzn't get any ideers

Miss Violette wrote:

we preferred that sweater but it is gone now, all she has now have real
numbers like 14 and 16 and we have told her to quit taking out our stuff

but
she will not stop, Miss Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Besides, fluffy klothes are better to snuggle on. They are bigger and
make a bedder nest. She cud at leest leev sum at home fur yew to nap
on.

GM, who likes thuh 2X size

Miss Violette wrote:

Thank you, OEJ, somewhat consoled
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Te;; OEJ not to werry. Hoomin wimmen do this all thuh time.

Trust
me,
thuh fluffy stuff will come back and whatefur she haz left will

turn
fluffy too.

GM, looking at her meowmie who iz thuh purrfekt eggzampul of her

theery

Miss Violette wrote:

That is the difference this time, she never threw stuff out of

MY
closet
before. She always kept her clothes hanging up she just moved

them
around.
Now she is actually having furry take them to the metal monster

and
they
are
going away, Miss Violette who is trying to console OEJ beclaws

there
aren't
as many fluffy parts on soft to make happy paws
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Oh, yeah, I know that eggscuse too. They just wanna go buy

more
stuff
and thuh kloset just gets all filled up again. Then when she

gets
anuther fluffy attak, we do it ofur and ofur and ofur.

Gretchen Marie, who thinks thuh kloset shud be emptee just fur

her

Miss Violette wrote:

It could be a virus, I thought she was doing it beclaws she

was
getting
less
fluffy but that could be part of the virus, Miss Violette,
considering
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Seanette Blaylock wrote:

"Miss Violette" had some very
interesting
things to say about JUNE PIKNIK STARTING RITE AWAY:

Don't you just HATE when they do that, soft has been

cleaning
out
the
waterbed room and it is quite disgruntling to have MY

stuff
moved
around,
Miss Violette, not liking the emptiness of the closet

My Mom's been rearranging lately, too, and I don't like

it!

Felix, who does NOT approve of changes

--
Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom

Gosh, maybe its sum awful virus thuh hoomin meowmies have.

I
think
there's a coonspirasee to keep things away frum us so we

can't
bat
them
around.

Gretchen Marie, who is not allowed in thuh kloset to

investigayt
thuh
dark korners



  #14  
Old July 3rd 03, 08:10 PM
dsh-diva@dawn'sofficesupply.com
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On Thu, 03 Jul 2003 12:46:13 GMT, "Miss Violette"
wrote:

I like that, Miss Violette, thinking the coat closet would hide one for a
long time, snickers to self and takes a nap to consider further, Misss
Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Espeshuully if it takes awile to find it. I left meowmie a hayrball
thuh other day and she hasn't found it yet.

GM, wif a misterius grin

Miss Violette wrote:

pocket, hhhmmm that bears consideration, Miss Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message



Ize just frew up my firstest hareball effur. Butted I dint no dat I
wuz suppost to do it in a pokett. I just did it on da bafroom floor.
Callisto
  #15  
Old July 4th 03, 01:30 AM
Adam
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Poor Argotta! So much to keep trak of in that houze that yew hav furgot
who lives ther and who yew are!

Gretchen Marie, hedbutting Argeesa and offering sum pouncees


I think I wud be a kitty except Ize not da uzual kitty size. Wut duz dat
meen?

argellA


  #16  
Old July 4th 03, 01:32 AM
Adam
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"Arlene Knop" wrote in message
...
Duz that rooin thu sound? I bet it makes thuh stringz stikky.

GM, thinkinging Samantha mite want to read this ridulus part of thuh
thred so she knows wot iz cello and wot is jello

Beverly Orel wrote:

wen duh liddul hoomin kittens cum tu bisit, Meowmie puts wippd creem on

top
uv duh jello. yum...

Samantha


I du not lyke da idea uv putting wippt creem on a cello, it ruins da tayste
uv da wippt creem.

argellA


  #17  
Old July 4th 03, 01:40 AM
Adam
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Wat is da song C-E-L-L-O? I have a seedee by a groop called Cello. Dey
kin
play Elennor Rigbee on fowr cellos at wuns! Dat haz since bekum da

standard
vershun uv dat tune.

It wud be nyce if yu wud use yur bell, just don't hit it ON da cello.

Wun
uv da stoodents in my cello class rooind a gud cello by using it tu play

da
cymbals with.

argellA


I'll bet thuh cellow skwished all ofur! Wuz it red or green or yello?
C-E-L-L-O used to be a comershul jingul bak in thuh olden dayz. Meowmie
only haz Elener Rifby by thuh Beeetulz. She haz sum stuff by lynn harel
and yoyoma tho.

GM, who thinks these guyz are thuh wunz who cook thuh cello


Da furrshun uv Elennor Rigbee played on fowr cellos is now da definitive
furrshun uv dat toon, at leest among cello players.

argellA


  #18  
Old July 4th 03, 01:42 AM
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Does any kitty know Classical Gas by Mason Williams?

Fatcat had Classical Gas.

Did it stink?

Capt. Midnight
[snickering...]


PhewDidItEver!!!

L.


Cleerly, yew 2 don't hav any appreeshyashun fur thuh finer moosik. That
wuz probly L's bad breth fur talking so much.

GM, defending her frend Archilla


Louise gets carsik at both endz! Datz not furry ladylyke.

argellA


  #19  
Old July 4th 03, 02:14 PM
Miss Violette
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the bathroom is a good place as your hooman will step in it before they wake
up, good for you, Miss Violette
wrote in message
s.com...
On Thu, 03 Jul 2003 12:46:13 GMT, "Miss Violette"
wrote:

I like that, Miss Violette, thinking the coat closet would hide one for a
long time, snickers to self and takes a nap to consider further, Misss
Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Espeshuully if it takes awile to find it. I left meowmie a hayrball
thuh other day and she hasn't found it yet.

GM, wif a misterius grin

Miss Violette wrote:

pocket, hhhmmm that bears consideration, Miss Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message


Ize just frew up my firstest hareball effur. Butted I dint no dat I
wuz suppost to do it in a pokett. I just did it on da bafroom floor.
Callisto



  #20  
Old July 10th 03, 02:07 AM
Arlene Knop
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I just take all thuh room I need on thuh bed. Meowmie is used to
hanging ofur thuh edge or sleeping like a pretzle around me.

GM, aka Bed Hog

Miss Violette wrote:

Everybody in our house is sewing challenged but I never thought of the
horror of m's or S's that would really be a problem, except it would make
more room in OUR bed, Miss Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Hmpf. Numbers aren't a fun to snuggle wif as X's and L's. I hope she
duzn't get anyfing wif M's or S's. They'ze not even werth kneeding wif
yer paw. Cud yew sew together a 14 and 16?

GM, hoping meowmie duzn't get any ideers

Miss Violette wrote:

we preferred that sweater but it is gone now, all she has now have real
numbers like 14 and 16 and we have told her to quit taking out our stuff

but
she will not stop, Miss Violette
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Besides, fluffy klothes are better to snuggle on. They are bigger and
make a bedder nest. She cud at leest leev sum at home fur yew to nap
on.

GM, who likes thuh 2X size

Miss Violette wrote:

Thank you, OEJ, somewhat consoled
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Te;; OEJ not to werry. Hoomin wimmen do this all thuh time.

Trust
me,
thuh fluffy stuff will come back and whatefur she haz left will

turn
fluffy too.

GM, looking at her meowmie who iz thuh purrfekt eggzampul of her
theery

Miss Violette wrote:

That is the difference this time, she never threw stuff out of

MY
closet
before. She always kept her clothes hanging up she just moved

them
around.
Now she is actually having furry take them to the metal monster

and
they
are
going away, Miss Violette who is trying to console OEJ beclaws

there
aren't
as many fluffy parts on soft to make happy paws
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Oh, yeah, I know that eggscuse too. They just wanna go buy

more
stuff
and thuh kloset just gets all filled up again. Then when she

gets
anuther fluffy attak, we do it ofur and ofur and ofur.

Gretchen Marie, who thinks thuh kloset shud be emptee just fur

her

Miss Violette wrote:

It could be a virus, I thought she was doing it beclaws she

was
getting
less
fluffy but that could be part of the virus, Miss Violette,
considering
Arlene Knop wrote in message
...
Seanette Blaylock wrote:

"Miss Violette" had some very
interesting
things to say about JUNE PIKNIK STARTING RITE AWAY:

Don't you just HATE when they do that, soft has been
cleaning
out
the
waterbed room and it is quite disgruntling to have MY

stuff
moved
around,
Miss Violette, not liking the emptiness of the closet

My Mom's been rearranging lately, too, and I don't like

it!

Felix, who does NOT approve of changes

--
Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom

Gosh, maybe its sum awful virus thuh hoomin meowmies have.

I
think
there's a coonspirasee to keep things away frum us so we

can't
bat
them
around.

Gretchen Marie, who is not allowed in thuh kloset to
investigayt
thuh
dark korners

 




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