A new kitty club is proposed

diz iz great, mine love, you can come to deze meetingz wif minesef, Tiger,
very pleased
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message
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dsh-diva wrote:
Me anna Xena want to joyn too! Weze also eat our fuds tutu fast and den
hurk, Butted we take turns. Neffer bof at wunc. We also vote fur
Louise fur pizident. Callisto, for herownself and Xena

Excellent! Welcome aboard, Callisto and Xena.

Well, it looks like Loveable Louise is the President of the Hurky Kitty
Club by unanimous vote. Concatulations, Madam President Louise! Here,
this is for you - a handmade cherrywood gavel. Louise, since you are not
a very talkative kitty I will be glad to serve you as Speaker until the
club can elect a regular Speaker.

[Tabitha squeaks up] Cleocatra? I haz a idea. I fink we ought to let
non-hurking kitties, just not let dem vote. But dey ought to be able to
'ttend our meetings and dinners and fings.

[Samuel squeaks next] I fink dats a good idearment!

[Cleo] Ok, there is a motion and it has been seconded. All those who
vote yes? No, Tabitha, that won't help - rolling over onto your back and
sticking all your paws and your tail in the air won't get you extra
votes, you still only get to vote once. All those who vote no? I don't
see any. It looks like we will allow non-hurking kitties to join as
associate members.

[Amelia pokes her nose in] Associate members? Dinners? Will the meetings
be catered? Ah, I see that Tabitha brought some FluffyKitz stuff along -
yes, I'd like to join as an associate member.

[Cleo] Ok, we have our first associate member. Mlle. Anais, would you
care to join us as well?

[Cleo turns to Louise] Well, Madam President, if you don't object, I'd
like to propse that since the TEC is currently meeting and some of our
members are also in TEC we might want to take a break until the TEC
meeting is over. We could maybe munch on the snacks that Tabitha
brought. Then after the TEC meeting is over you could gavel the HKC
meeting to order? Does that sound ok to you?


Rebecca wrote:

I fingk I kwallyfy fur dis klub. I haz bin known to hurk hareballz.
I leebs dem eedur in placez whare itz hard fur hoomins to git to, or
in placez whare I know Mewomie wawks. I mosely duz dat when I wantzta
let Meowmie know she haznt bin brushin me enuf.

I wud also vote fur Louise fur Prezzydent. I fingk shez emmynently
kwallyfied.

Rebecca

"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat"
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I haven't heard of a club like this one before, so I'd like to
propose a new club - the Hurky Kitty Club. Membership would be
intended for those of us who make a fine art of placing kitty hurk in
creative and inventive places. However, I think we would limit
membership to those kitties who hurk for reasons other than illness.

From what I recall of recent posts, I believe that charter members
would include myself, Loveable Louise, and my little brofur Samuel.
Would any other kitties be interesting in joining?

And I would at the same time like to propose that our initial
President should be Louise.

Cleopatra

cuuld we juz haf vanillia flafur anna make itself look like hurke? Tiger
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Rebecca wrote:
Well, since a sertin kittee hoo will remane nameless haz bin known to
eet
whut he hurked, maybe it shud be hurk flaber, but I fingk we kan
fingk uv
sumfing bedder.

Rebecca, disgusted at the memory

If you think that's disgusting, there's a certain nameless cat here who
eats another kitty's hurk!!!!!

Clarence, bringing a pizza

I agree, Miss Violette, considering if she wants to be an associate memfur
or not
Rebecca wrote in message
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Rebecca wrote:
Well, since a sertin kittee hoo will remane nameless haz bin known to
eet
whut he hurked, maybe it shud be hurk flaber, but I fingk we kan
fingk uv
sumfing bedder.

Rebecca, disgusted at the memory

If you think that's disgusting, there's a certain nameless cat here who
eats another kitty's hurk!!!!!

Clarence, bringing a pizza

Eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!! Datz gonna gib me nitemarez!

Rebecca

violette high-pawz her friend, good one, Miss Violette
Ayeshalan wrote in message
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I had also signed up for the club. Is there any pizza left?

Lilith,
who also hurked up on the very top platform of the 7 foot high cat tree
last week.

Sylvia M. wrote:
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Sylvia M. wrote:
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Rebecca wrote:
Well, since a sertin kittee hoo will remane
nameless
haz bin known to
eet
whut he hurked, maybe it shud be hurk flaber, but I
fingk we kan
fingk uv
sumfing bedder.

Rebecca, disgusted at the memory

If you think that's disgusting, there's a certain
nameless cat here who
eats another kitty's hurk!!!!!

Clarence, bringing a pizza

Eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!! Datz gonna gib me nitemarez!

Rebecca

UUUUrrrrrp!
Pitoonya, grossed out

Do you want some pizza to get it off your mind?

Clarence

Yaz purleeze! Whuteffur kynd iz handee!

Pitoonya

OK. Here's a piece of your favorite! Let me know if you want more.

Clarence

Mlle. Ana=EFs ^..^ wrote:
On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 02:38:24 GMT, Rebecca wrote:

Eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!! Datz gonna gib me nitemarez!

Rebecca

Dubble nitemarz! Eeting hurk - uggggggggh!

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Purrs,

Mlle. Ana=EFs
4/19/2005 12:13:57 AM
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That's what I think too. Do you want pizza so you can forget about it?

Clarence

Ayeshalan wrote:
I had also signed up for the club. Is there any pizza left?

Lilith,
who also hurked up on the very top platform of the 7 foot high cat
tree
last week.

Of course there is. Here's some of your favorite.

Clarence

Miss Violette wrote:
I agree, Miss Violette, considering if she wants to be an associate
memfur
or not

Do you want some pizza too?

Clarence

that would be nice thank you cheese is my favorite, Miss Violette
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Miss Violette wrote:
I agree, Miss Violette, considering if she wants to be an associate
memfur
or not

Do you want some pizza too?

Clarence

On 19 Apr 2005 20:30:44 -0700, ClowderCat wrote:

Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:


That's what I think too. Do you want pizza so you can forget about it?

Clarence

Yes, fangu. Dat souns a lot better den hurk!
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Mlle. Anaïs
4/20/2005 10:25:48 AM
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