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#1
January 18th 11, 09:21 PM
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sumkatz agen!
Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez 
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#2
January 18th 11, 11:10 PM
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sumkatz agen!
On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat
wrote: *Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez I wil hewp yoo. I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees. Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre. Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door. Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me. Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez. MeOwy
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#3
January 19th 11, 08:54 AM
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sumkatz agen!
On Jan 18, 11:10*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat wrote: *Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat.
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#4
January 19th 11, 11:21 AM
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sumkatz agen!
itz wunnerful akordinta chester anna storrmmee, i mineslf onleetsa
kibbles...Trudi wif mh and barbi noddin... I liksa fancee feetz butted ifin i eatsa beef i getsa hurke it up agin... butta chikum iz wunnerful, OEJ "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Jan 18, 11:10 pm, MeOwy wrote: On Jan 18, 5:21 pm, rafflescat wrote: Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez I wil hewp yoo. I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees. Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre. Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door. Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me. Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez. MeOwy Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest? Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)
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#5
January 20th 11, 07:45 PM
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sumkatz agen!
On Jan 19, 4:54*am, rafflescat
wrote: On Jan 18, 11:10*pm, MeOwy wrote: On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat wrote: *Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez I wil hewp yoo. I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees. Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre. Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door. Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me. Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez. MeOwy Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest? Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Deer Gordon Kittiez. Fansy Feets iz a furry taystee fewyne fud inna widdl tin can wich is da rite amownt fur 3 kitteez. Butted neowadayz ai dine by mynone as da 2 uvver memfurz ob ar cwowder wentted tu da Brij. In cays dey show up, ai awways leev dere shayre ob da fud in da dish. snf. Snif. egsyooz me pweez, i gonna getta tishoo (sob).. Heer we go, da tishoo boks gotta wotta tishooz (snf snf) I wil gwab wun ob dem an..den anuffur wun..mite as well get dem awl outta da boks as wong as Im heer doing dis....... Meowy..furiously bizzy...
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#6
January 20th 11, 08:06 PM
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sumkatz agen!
da soft alwayz sqweelz wif deelite when one of uses getz da tissues owt fur
da hoominz, OEJ "MeOwy" wrote in message ... On Jan 19, 4:54 am, rafflescat wrote: On Jan 18, 11:10 pm, MeOwy wrote: On Jan 18, 5:21 pm, rafflescat wrote: Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez I wil hewp yoo. I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees. Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre. Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door. Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me. Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez. MeOwy Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest? Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Deer Gordon Kittiez. Fansy Feets iz a furry taystee fewyne fud inna widdl tin can wich is da rite amownt fur 3 kitteez. Butted neowadayz ai dine by mynone as da 2 uvver memfurz ob ar cwowder wentted tu da Brij. In cays dey show up, ai awways leev dere shayre ob da fud in da dish. snf. Snif. egsyooz me pweez, i gonna getta tishoo (sob).. Heer we go, da tishoo boks gotta wotta tishooz (snf snf) I wil gwab wun ob dem an..den anuffur wun..mite as well get dem awl outta da boks as wong as Im heer doing dis....... Meowy..furiously bizzy...
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#7
January 21st 11, 09:48 PM
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sumkatz agen!
On Jan 20, 7:45*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On Jan 19, 4:54*am, rafflescat wrote: On Jan 18, 11:10*pm, MeOwy wrote: On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat wrote: *Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez I wil hewp yoo. I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees. Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre. Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door. Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me. Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez. MeOwy Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest? Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Deer Gordon Kittiez. *Fansy Feets iz a furry taystee fewyne fud inna widdl tin can wich is da rite amownt fur 3 kitteez. Butted neowadayz ai dine by mynone as da 2 uvver memfurz ob ar cwowder wentted tu da Brij. *In cays dey show up, ai awways leev dere shayre ob da fud in da dish. snf. Snif. egsyooz me pweez, i gonna getta tishoo (sob).. Heer we go, da tishoo boks gotta wotta tishooz (snf snf) I wil gwab wun ob dem an..den anuffur wun..mite as well get dem awl outta da boks as wong as Im heer doing dis....... Meowy..furiously bizzy... MeOwy! Purrlease furgiff myneself fur askin an makin yureownself sadsad! Me knows how yu feel, more of Meomiez kittiez ar atta Bridje dan ar heer! She gets dem sadsad eyes a wot jist weesentlee n we getz dem wiff hur.....sniff...sniff.... Jack, sortin owt his own tisshew bocks....sniff.
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#8
January 22nd 11, 03:37 AM
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sumkatz agen!
On Jan 21, 5:48*pm, rafflescat
wrote: On Jan 20, 7:45*pm, MeOwy wrote: On Jan 19, 4:54*am, rafflescat wrote: On Jan 18, 11:10*pm, MeOwy wrote: On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat wrote: *Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez I wil hewp yoo. I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees. Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre. Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door. Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me. Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez. MeOwy Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest? Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Deer Gordon Kittiez. *Fansy Feets iz a furry taystee fewyne fud inna widdl tin can wich is da rite amownt fur 3 kitteez. Butted neowadayz ai dine by mynone as da 2 uvver memfurz ob ar cwowder wentted tu da Brij. *In cays dey show up, ai awways leev dere shayre ob da fud in da dish. snf. Snif. egsyooz me pweez, i gonna getta tishoo (sob).. Heer we go, da tishoo boks gotta wotta tishooz (snf snf) I wil gwab wun ob dem an..den anuffur wun..mite as well get dem awl outta da boks as wong as Im heer doing dis....... Meowy..furiously bizzy... MeOwy! Purrlease furgiff myneself fur askin an makin yureownself sadsad! Me knows how yu feel, more of Meomiez kittiez ar atta Bridje dan ar heer! She gets dem sadsad eyes a wot jist weesentlee n we getz dem wiff hur.....sniff...sniff.... Jack, sortin owt his own tisshew bocks....sniff.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Datz awl rite Jack...i hadded a mowmint ob sowwow butted it wuz awl tew da gudgud as i gotted awl da tishooz outta da bokx. Itted wuznt eezy, so i wil pawbly be getting sum pwayze fwum da meowmie furry soon. MeOwy pee ess: gud lukk sortin yoor tishooz, sumtymez dey juts wil gnot kum out ware usses cud mayk yoos ob dem.
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#9
January 19th 11, 02:46 AM
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sumkatz agen!
diz iz unaceptable... sorta like sumcats sneakz into owrz penthowzes anna
eatsa fancee feetz den soft aktz like me anna storrmmee eatz it so we nefur getz anee, chester, the starfin ingester "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez
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#10
January 19th 11, 08:57 AM
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sumkatz agen!
On Jan 19, 2:46*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
diz iz unaceptable... sorta like sumcats sneakz into owrz penthowzes anna eatsa fancee feetz den soft aktz like me anna storrmmee eatz it so we nefur getz anee, chester, the starfin ingester"rafflescat" wrote in message Yus! dats egzaktlee it! Wees starfin tu. Dem sumkatz needs a biff-biff-biff! We needs tu organize a Sumkatz hunt in effury kitchie! Gordon Kittiez
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