sumkatz agen!

der waza incidint atta gramby's yezterday wif deze sumcats... it seemz dat
dey breaked into da gramby's kitchen anna opined canned fudz, den willow
anna ot getted blamed, i iz sure willow will tellz bowt it when da pooter
returnz, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2011-01-19 9:02 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
sumtimez i think da sumcatz wurkz fur da TEDZ, OEJ
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On 2011-01-18 5:51 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See?Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez

Da sumkats iz a konstant purroblum. Hoomins iz alla tyme blamin innosent
kats fur wat thu sumkats duz. Lyke hurkin onna karpit or kinda nokkin
ovur
thu salad (meomie kalls it flowrz) wile nibblin onnit.

Az fur starvin kats, I blamez TEDs tu. Theyz alla tyme sayin katz is fat
wen they iz jus fluffy or that they needz tu eet less wen they haz a
normul helfy appitite. That sorta fing gives hoomins bad idees.

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Sam


Thiz is furry lykely. It iz a konspirassy betwene thu sumkats anna TED tu
make lifr hard fur reel kats!!

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Sam