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Dis iz turrible, turrible nooz! Iznt dere a catamerika police force -
dis souns like kittie abuse anna I'ze wood report dis to da authoritiez at wonse! We kittiez haff da rite to gro soft anna fluffie! There used to be, before you started meowing here. It was run by Patches (RB) and Britches (??), who own Auntie Barber. Last I heard, I'm still a detective in the Catmerica Police Department. Is there anything I can do to help? Anna da nekst time yourownself hasta see dis TED, wait till he's squeezink your tummy anna pee all ober hisself! Meanwhile just mew pitifully wheneffer you see your hoomanz! If this turns out to be serious, we could always get Justicat Gretchen Marie involved. Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat 2nd Detective & Lieutenant Catmerica Police Department |
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I memfur finking it was oberkill when dey blew up a vet in filly,
'till Onyx told me it was really a building. Still, TEDS are mean. hmmmfff.. There's one in the paper saying Lillies is dangerous for cats, hmm, my aunt the manx is named Lilly and I say TEDS is much more dangerous... Snickers dsh-diva wrote in message ws.com... Mewomie got owt owr Karree bokkses and we nu dat we were in trouble. She took uss tu TED!!! Dat meen old *%#^$ shinnded a lite in owr iz and skweezed owr tummies, lukked in owr eers and den ...... she sed dat we wuz FAT!!! We hates her!!! Xena skratched Meowmie just to sho her hooz da boss and den we sulked alla da way home. Now der is less fuds in owr dishes, and we don't get powncees ennymore!! How kan we stop dis turriful treetment? Callisto |
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ChildFree23 wrote:
Dis iz turrible, turrible nooz! Iznt dere a catamerika police force - dis souns like kittie abuse anna I'ze wood report dis to da authoritiez at wonse! We kittiez haff da rite to gro soft anna fluffie! There used to be, before you started meowing here. It was run by Patches (RB) and Britches (??), who own Auntie Barber. Last I heard, I'm still a detective in the Catmerica Police Department. Is there anything I can do to help? Yes, dere iz, Lootenenat Detektiff! Xena anna Callisto haz been deprifed of fud by a mean anna efil TED who haz confinsed dere meowmie to giff dem less fuds. Dis souns illegal to myownself. Do you haff a SWAT team? I'z wuz tinkin dat maybe yourownself could organize a kitty-ninja-swat team to gather intelligence about dis TED anna wait fur dis TED to eat hiz dinner. Wen hez haff-way thru eatin, da kitty-ninja-swat-team burstz in, anna takez all ov da fuds from his table anna disappear quick, so dat hez hungry anna lukin atta empty plate! Den he'zl no what a terrible ting dis iz! If this turns out to be serious, we could always get Justicat Gretchen Marie involved. Youze may needz to! Don we'ze haff a konstitutional rite to grow soft anna fluffie? Fangu furry much, Capyain! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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'fuse ta eat, Trudi, sympathizin
dsh-diva wrote in message s.com... Mewomie got owt owr Karree bokkses and we nu dat we were in trouble. She took uss tu TED!!! Dat meen old *%#^$ shinnded a lite in owr iz and skweezed owr tummies, lukked in owr eers and den ...... she sed dat we wuz FAT!!! We hates her!!! Xena skratched Meowmie just to sho her hooz da boss and den we sulked alla da way home. Now der is less fuds in owr dishes, and we don't get powncees ennymore!! How kan we stop dis turriful treetment? Callisto |
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excellent plan, Miss Violette, taking notes
Amelia T Cat wrote in message ... Mewomie got owt owr Karree bokkses and we nu dat we were in trouble. She took uss tu TED!!! Dat meen old *%#^$ shinnded a lite in owr iz and skweezed owr tummies, lukked in owr eers and den ...... she sed dat we wuz FAT!!! We hates her!!! Xena skratched Meowmie just to sho her hooz da boss and den we sulked alla da way home. Now der is less fuds in owr dishes, and we don't get powncees ennymore!! How kan we stop dis turriful treetment? Callisto Here's what I would advise - empty your food dishes, then wait for your hoomins to be somewhere close to your dishes. When are in the general vicinity, sit in front of your dish, meow your saddest meow, and when they look your way paw at your empty dish. Then, when they refuse to give you more, roll your eyes up in your head and fall down as if you just don't have the strength to go on. We HAVE to find a way to spoil the plans of misguided hoomins who think we need to eat less! Amelia T Cat Who is fluffy, not fat! (even though she is a short-hair) |
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Hey, Allegra cuuld trainz some of uscats dat wantsa be restlerz ta do dis
her swatz teamz, Tiger, thinkin ahead Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message ... ChildFree23 wrote: Dis iz turrible, turrible nooz! Iznt dere a catamerika police force - dis souns like kittie abuse anna I'ze wood report dis to da authoritiez at wonse! We kittiez haff da rite to gro soft anna fluffie! There used to be, before you started meowing here. It was run by Patches (RB) and Britches (??), who own Auntie Barber. Last I heard, I'm still a detective in the Catmerica Police Department. Is there anything I can do to help? Yes, dere iz, Lootenenat Detektiff! Xena anna Callisto haz been deprifed of fud by a mean anna efil TED who haz confinsed dere meowmie to giff dem less fuds. Dis souns illegal to myownself. Do you haff a SWAT team? I'z wuz tinkin dat maybe yourownself could organize a kitty-ninja-swat team to gather intelligence about dis TED anna wait fur dis TED to eat hiz dinner. Wen hez haff-way thru eatin, da kitty-ninja-swat-team burstz in, anna takez all ov da fuds from his table anna disappear quick, so dat hez hungry anna lukin atta empty plate! Den he'zl no what a terrible ting dis iz! If this turns out to be serious, we could always get Justicat Gretchen Marie involved. Youze may needz to! Don we'ze haff a konstitutional rite to grow soft anna fluffie? Fangu furry much, Capyain! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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Yes, dere iz, Lootenenat Detektiff! Xena anna Callisto haz been deprifed of fud by a mean anna efil TED who haz confinsed dere meowmie to giff dem less fuds. Dis souns illegal to myownself. Do you haff a SWAT team? I'z wuz tinkin dat maybe yourownself could organize a kitty-ninja-swat team to gather intelligence about dis TED anna wait fur dis TED to eat hiz dinner. Wen hez haff-way thru eatin, da kitty-ninja-swat-team burstz in, anna takez all ov da fuds from his table anna disappear quick, so dat hez hungry anna lukin atta empty plate! Den he'zl no what a terrible ting dis iz! If this turns out to be serious, we could always get Justicat Gretchen Marie involved. Youze may needz to! Don we'ze haff a konstitutional rite to grow soft anna fluffie? Fangu furry much, Capyain! Fangu all for da furry fine support! I wuld like to joyn da Catamerika SWAT team. Ize gudgud at swatting fings. When duz da trayning start? Xena |
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Dis iz turrible, turrible nooz! Iznt dere a catamerika police
force - dis souns like kittie abuse anna I'ze wood report dis to da authoritiez at wonse! We kittiez haff da rite to gro soft anna fluffie! There used to be, before you started meowing here. It was run by Patches (RB) and Britches (??), who own Auntie Barber. Last I heard, I'm still a detective in the Catmerica Police Department. Is there anything I can do to help? Yes, dere iz, Lootenenat Detektiff! Xena anna Callisto haz been deprifed of fud by a mean anna efil TED who haz confinsed dere meowmie to giff dem less fuds. Dis souns illegal to myownself. Going on any kind of diet without kitty permission is most certainly against the law. Fangu for reporting this, Anais. Do you haff a SWAT team? I'z wuz tinkin dat maybe yourownself could organize a kitty-ninja-swat team to gather intelligence about dis TED anna wait fur dis TED to eat hiz dinner. Wen hez haff-way thru eatin, da kitty-ninja-swat-team burstz in, anna takez all ov da fuds from his table anna disappear quick, so dat hez hungry anna lukin atta empty plate! Den he'zl no what a terrible ting dis iz! I think so, but I don't rememfur. Does anykitty from the CPD rememfur is Patches (RB) and Britches put together a swat team? If this turns out to be serious, we could always get Justicat Gretchen Marie involved. Youze may needz to! Don we'ze haff a konstitutional rite to grow soft anna fluffie? That's for Justicat Gretchen Marie to decide. I'ze just an officer on the local level. Capt. Midnight DOC |
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