(OT) My Toilet Overfloweth

"Jack Campin - bogus address" wrote in message
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I had a problem with the toilet in my master bathroom last week. [...]
I should have known better. Suddenly this morning I heard the sound of
rushing water. I went into the bedroom and looked at the master
bathroom...
oh crap! Water (clean water) was rushing out of the toilet, flooding the
bathroom floor!

Based on what we read on this group, it seems that having a cat makes
you the prime target for the wrath of a particularly ****ed-off god.

After all the job hassles, diseases, partners' diseases, relatives
dying, weather catastrophes and the like, my heart trouble fitted
right in, but to follow that up with an exploding toilet...!!

Anybody been smitten with boils or looked out the window to see it
raining toads yet?


I have no idea what the **** you're talking about. I haven't had any job
hassels; I haven't worked since 2004. I haven't had any diseases or
partners with diseases. No weather catastrophies, either. Goodbye!

I had a problem with the toilet in my master bathroom last week. [...]
I should have known better. Suddenly this morning I heard the sound of
rushing water. I went into the bedroom and looked at the master
bathroom...
oh crap! Water (clean water) was rushing out of the toilet, flooding the
bathroom floor!
Based on what we read on this group, it seems that having a cat makes
you the prime target for the wrath of a particularly ****ed-off god.
After all the job hassles, diseases, partners' diseases, relatives
dying, weather catastrophes and the like, my heart trouble fitted
right in, but to follow that up with an exploding toilet...!!
Anybody been smitten with boils or looked out the window to see it
raining toads yet?
I have no idea what the **** you're talking about. I haven't had any job
hassels; I haven't worked since 2004. I haven't had any diseases or
partners with diseases. No weather catastrophies, either. Goodbye!

I was talking about the group as a whole.

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