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Six Things That Are NOT FAIR!
1) Two-legs go out to dinner and come back smelling of fish, but Don't
Share. 2) Two-legs who order out on Game Sundays, get sashimi, and Don't Share. 3) Two-legs who have decreed that certain parts of what is really My House, like the garage and the back porch, are Off Limits - and enforce the prohibition using the elitist and entirely unfair argument, "Because I'm bigger than you are!!" This is especially unfair because I just *know* there are Things out there, living in the nooks and crannies among all those trunks and boxes that really should be stored somewhere else but aren't, that need to be hunted. [1] 4) Two-legs who decide they have to get up to do something else just when a Cat has gotten herself a nice comfortable Lap. 5) And, speaking of Laps, Two-legs who would rather play with stupid machines like computers when a Cat wants a Lap - again using the elitist and unfair argument that he's bigger than I am. 6) Two-legs who do not believe that a food dish is truly empty when a Cat can see even the smallest bit of the bottom of the bowl. 7) Two-legs who won't even let a Cat poke her nose out the front door on the entirely specious excuse that she has been declawed - and enforce it with that detestable "Because I'm bigger than you are!" I still have my fangs, don't I? And I'm related to lions, tigers and panthers? Why should I be afraid? [2] Leila [1] In my own defense on this one, the Things that need to be hunted about which Leila complains are geckos, anoles native to both Cuba and Florida, and blue-tailed skinks. The tails of the last named come off easily, twitch in a very satisfying manner when detached, are very tasty, and carry an hallucinogen at least as potent as LSD that might do permanent damage to the feline brain (or might not - the chance seems to be about 50-50 - but *I* am not going to take those odds!). [2] Because of rattle snakes, coral snakes, water moccasins, and the pair of red-shouldered hawks that have been nesting in the neighborhood for years and are easily large enough to carry way a house cat, that's why! Baird -- You can fool some of the people all of the time, and in a divided country that's enough to win elections. -Bill Steele |
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Six Things That Are NOT FAIR!
"Baird Stafford" wrote in message ... 1) Two-legs go out to dinner and come back smelling of fish, but Don't Share. 2) Two-legs who order out on Game Sundays, get sashimi, and Don't Share. 3) Two-legs who have decreed that certain parts of what is really My House, like the garage and the back porch, are Off Limits - and enforce the prohibition using the elitist and entirely unfair argument, "Because I'm bigger than you are!!" This is especially unfair because I just *know* there are Things out there, living in the nooks and crannies among all those trunks and boxes that really should be stored somewhere else but aren't, that need to be hunted. [1] 4) Two-legs who decide they have to get up to do something else just when a Cat has gotten herself a nice comfortable Lap. 5) And, speaking of Laps, Two-legs who would rather play with stupid machines like computers when a Cat wants a Lap - again using the elitist and unfair argument that he's bigger than I am. 6) Two-legs who do not believe that a food dish is truly empty when a Cat can see even the smallest bit of the bottom of the bowl. 7) Two-legs who won't even let a Cat poke her nose out the front door on the entirely specious excuse that she has been declawed - and enforce it with that detestable "Because I'm bigger than you are!" I still have my fangs, don't I? And I'm related to lions, tigers and panthers? Why should I be afraid? [2] Leila [1] In my own defense on this one, the Things that need to be hunted about which Leila complains are geckos, anoles native to both Cuba and Florida, and blue-tailed skinks. The tails of the last named come off easily, twitch in a very satisfying manner when detached, are very tasty, and carry an hallucinogen at least as potent as LSD that might do permanent damage to the feline brain (or might not - the chance seems to be about 50-50 - but *I* am not going to take those odds!). [2] Because of rattle snakes, coral snakes, water moccasins, and the pair of red-shouldered hawks that have been nesting in the neighborhood for years and are easily large enough to carry way a house cat, that's why! Baird OK on the rest, but mine insist that sashimi is fair game. Or they will explain by one of the special means cats seem to have at their disposal. Jo |
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Jofirey wrote:
"Baird Stafford" wrote in message ... 1) Two-legs go out to dinner and come back smelling of fish, but Don't Share. 2) Two-legs who order out on Game Sundays, get sashimi, and Don't Share. 3) Two-legs who have decreed that certain parts of what is really My House, like the garage and the back porch, are Off Limits - and enforce the prohibition using the elitist and entirely unfair argument, "Because I'm bigger than you are!!" This is especially unfair because I just *know* there are Things out there, living in the nooks and crannies among all those trunks and boxes that really should be stored somewhere else but aren't, that need to be hunted. [1] 4) Two-legs who decide they have to get up to do something else just when a Cat has gotten herself a nice comfortable Lap. 5) And, speaking of Laps, Two-legs who would rather play with stupid machines like computers when a Cat wants a Lap - again using the elitist and unfair argument that he's bigger than I am. 6) Two-legs who do not believe that a food dish is truly empty when a Cat can see even the smallest bit of the bottom of the bowl. 7) Two-legs who won't even let a Cat poke her nose out the front door on the entirely specious excuse that she has been declawed - and enforce it with that detestable "Because I'm bigger than you are!" I still have my fangs, don't I? And I'm related to lions, tigers and panthers? Why should I be afraid? [2] Leila [1] In my own defense on this one, the Things that need to be hunted about which Leila complains are geckos, anoles native to both Cuba and Florida, and blue-tailed skinks. The tails of the last named come off easily, twitch in a very satisfying manner when detached, are very tasty, and carry an hallucinogen at least as potent as LSD that might do permanent damage to the feline brain (or might not - the chance seems to be about 50-50 - but *I* am not going to take those odds!). [2] Because of rattle snakes, coral snakes, water moccasins, and the pair of red-shouldered hawks that have been nesting in the neighborhood for years and are easily large enough to carry way a house cat, that's why! Baird OK on the rest, but mine insist that sashimi is fair game. Or they will explain by one of the special means cats seem to have at their disposal. Jo I have never heard of sashimi. What is it? MLB |
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Baird Stafford wrote:
7) Two-legs who won't even let a Cat poke her nose out the front door Leila seems to have a bit of trouble with numbers. [1] In my own defense on this one, the Things that need to be hunted about which Leila complains are geckos, anoles native to both Cuba and Florida, and blue-tailed skinks. The tails of the last named come off easily, twitch in a very satisfying manner when detached, are very tasty, and carry an hallucinogen at least as potent as LSD that might do permanent damage to the feline brain (or might not - the chance seems to be about 50-50 - but *I* am not going to take those odds!). Yikes, you certainly don't want her eating that!! Where do you live, btw? -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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the Things that need to be hunted about which Leila complains are
geckos, anoles native to both Cuba and Florida, and blue-tailed skinks. The tails of the last named come off easily, twitch in a very satisfying manner when detached, are very tasty, and carry an hallucinogen at least as potent as LSD that might do permanent damage to the feline brain (or might not - the chance seems to be about 50-50 - but *I* am not going to take those odds!). I think that's the most amazing biological defence strategy I've ever heard of. "Okay, predator, have an appetizer"... "MMM!... hey WOW man LOOK AT aLL tHe BrIgHt LiGHtS!!!!!". ==== j a c k at c a m p i n . m e . u k === http://www.campin.me.uk ==== Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739 557 CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic fonts |
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Jack Campin - bogus address wrote:
the Things that need to be hunted about which Leila complains are geckos, anoles native to both Cuba and Florida, and blue-tailed skinks. The tails of the last named come off easily, twitch in a very satisfying manner when detached, are very tasty, and carry an hallucinogen at least as potent as LSD that might do permanent damage to the feline brain (or might not - the chance seems to be about 50-50 - but *I* am not going to take those odds!). I think that's the most amazing biological defence strategy I've ever heard of. "Okay, predator, have an appetizer"... "MMM!... hey WOW man LOOK AT aLL tHe BrIgHt LiGHtS!!!!!". The only thing is, hallucinogens usually take a little while to take effect when eaten. (Yes, I do know from experience.) By that point, the prey animal has already been eaten. Although I suppose the prey's coloring could become a warning to stay away, as happens with many poisonous animals. Other animals have hallucinogenic secretions, too - there's a frog (or is it a toad?) that lives in the US southwest that has some sort of hallucinogenic substance on its skin. Some people are known to lick the toad to get high. I'm sure someone here remembers the name of that animal. (Which would be good because I can't even remember which species it is!) -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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Other animals have hallucinogenic secretions, too - there's a frog
(or is it a toad?) that lives in the US southwest that has some sort of hallucinogenic substance on its skin. Some people are known to lick the toad to get high. I'm sure someone here remembers the name of that animal. (Which would be good because I can't even remember which species it is!) Bufo marinus, the cane toad. See the Wikipedia entry and do try to see the film, you won't regret it. ==== j a c k at c a m p i n . m e . u k === http://www.campin.me.uk ==== Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739 557 CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic fonts |
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On Oct 11, 1:45*pm, Baird Stafford wrote:
1) *Two-legs go out to dinner and come back smelling of fish, but Don't Share. 2) *Two-legs who order out on Game Sundays, get sashimi, and Don't Share. 3) *Two-legs who have decreed that certain parts of what is really My House, like the garage and the back porch, are Off Limits - and enforce the prohibition using the elitist and entirely unfair argument, "Because I'm bigger than you are!!" *This is especially unfair because I just *know* there are Things out there, living in the nooks and crannies among all those trunks and boxes that really should be stored somewhere else but aren't, that need to be hunted. [1] 4) *Two-legs who decide they have to get up to do something else just when a Cat has gotten herself a nice comfortable Lap. 5) *And, speaking of Laps, Two-legs who would rather play with stupid machines like computers when a Cat wants a Lap - again using the elitist and unfair argument that he's bigger than I am. 6) *Two-legs who do not believe that a food dish is truly empty when a Cat can see even the smallest bit of the bottom of the bowl. 7) *Two-legs who won't even let a Cat poke her nose out the front door on the entirely specious excuse that she has been declawed - and enforce it with that detestable "Because I'm bigger than you are!" *I still have my fangs, don't I? *And I'm related to lions, tigers and panthers? *Why should I be afraid? [2] Leila [1] *In my own defense on this one, the Things that need to be hunted about which Leila complains are geckos, anoles native to both Cuba and Florida, and blue-tailed skinks. *The tails of the last named come off easily, twitch in a very satisfying manner when detached, are very tasty, and carry an hallucinogen at least as potent as LSD that might do permanent damage to the feline brain (or might not - the chance seems to be about 50-50 - but *I* am not going to take those odds!). [2] *Because of rattle snakes, coral snakes, water moccasins, and the pair of red-shouldered hawks that have been nesting in the neighborhood for years and are easily large enough to carry way a house cat, that's why! Baird -- You can fool some of the people all of the time, and in a divided country that's enough to win elections. -Bill Steele Oh we hear you about the issue of Laps. Our slave doesn't spend nearly enough time in the Comfy Chair where we can get at her lap. And as for the food.... ALL Two Legs are hopeless about that. We also take issue with the way she'll suddenly scoop us up and cuddle us. One minute we're sitting minding our own business, the next we're dangling several feet in the air, being hugged and kissed and cooed at. And you guessed it--the excuse is "Because I'm Bigger Than You. Nina and Francesca |
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Jack Campin - bogus address wrote:
Bufo marinus, the cane toad. See the Wikipedia entry and do try to see the film, you won't regret it. I take it you mean "Cane Toads: An Unnatural History"? If so, I have just added it to my Netflix queue. -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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Amazing how someone hasn't figured out a way to sauté or deep fry them for
human consumption. "Jack Campin - bogus address" wrote in message ... the Things that need to be hunted about which Leila complains are geckos, anoles native to both Cuba and Florida, and blue-tailed skinks. The tails of the last named come off easily, twitch in a very satisfying manner when detached, are very tasty, and carry an hallucinogen at least as potent as LSD that might do permanent damage to the feline brain (or might not - the chance seems to be about 50-50 - but *I* am not going to take those odds!). I think that's the most amazing biological defence strategy I've ever heard of. "Okay, predator, have an appetizer"... "MMM!... hey WOW man LOOK AT aLL tHe BrIgHt LiGHtS!!!!!". ==== j a c k at c a m p i n . m e . u k === http://www.campin.me.uk ==== Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739 557 CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic fonts |
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