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Smudgie's 12 Days of Kissmus
Ok, let's start the Christmas ball rolling ....
? On the twelfth day of Kissmus my Slave did give to me .... Twelve Christmas baubles, Eleven bits of chicken, Ten Whiskas Crunch treats, Nine bags of catnip, Eight rattly snake toys, Seven old shoe laces, Six leaking tap drips, Five balls of string Four stolen ring pulls, Three bouncy balls, Two furry mice, And a deluxe model cat treeeeeeeee ? Dictated by Smudgie - typed by Slave! |
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Smudgie's 12 Days of Kissmus
On Dec 1, 11:59*am, "Sharon & Smudgie" sharonand
wrote: Ok, let's start the Christmas ball rolling .... ? On the twelfth day of Kissmus my Slave did give to me .... Twelve Christmas baubles, Eleven bits of chicken, Ten Whiskas Crunch treats, Nine bags of catnip, Eight rattly snake toys, Seven old shoe laces, Six leaking tap drips, Rusty (RB) loved leaking tap drips. He never went into the bath tub. Then the tub tap started leaking and many times I found him in the tub. After that tap was fixed, he discovered that the bathroom sink sometimes dripped and jumped on the bathroom counter. I didn't realize that until I heard this thumping sound coming from the bathroom. Smudgie, may you get most, if not all, of your wishes. Five balls of string Four stolen ring pulls, Three bouncy balls, Two furry mice, And a deluxe model cat treeeeeeeee ? Dictated by Smudgie - typed by Slave! |
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Smudgie's 12 Days of Kissmus
This is the contribution to this thred from my cats.
Do you hear what I hear by Piglette and family 12/2006 Do you hear what I hear A Mouse, A Mouse, A Mouse to eat this night He will bring us such a delight, He will bring us such a delight. Do you see what I see A Human, A Human who won't give us the mouse He fed it to the toilet monster instead He fed it to the toilet monster instead. Do you know what I know A Mouse, A shoe, a gift to give our human That won't bring him too much delight That won't bring him too much delight!! "Sharon & Smudgie" sharonand wrote in message ... Ok, let's start the Christmas ball rolling .... ? On the twelfth day of Kissmus my Slave did give to me .... Twelve Christmas baubles, Eleven bits of chicken, Ten Whiskas Crunch treats, Nine bags of catnip, Eight rattly snake toys, Seven old shoe laces, Six leaking tap drips, Five balls of string Four stolen ring pulls, Three bouncy balls, Two furry mice, And a deluxe model cat treeeeeeeee ? Dictated by Smudgie - typed by Slave! |
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Smudgie's 12 Days of Kissmus
On Dec 1, 11:59*am, "Sharon & Smudgie" sharonand
wrote: Ok, let's start the Christmas ball rolling .... ? On the twelfth day of Kissmus my Slave did give to me .... Twelve Christmas baubles, Eleven bits of chicken, Ten Whiskas Crunch treats, Nine bags of catnip, Eight rattly snake toys, Seven old shoe laces, Six leaking tap drips, Five balls of string Four stolen ring pulls, Three bouncy balls, Two furry mice, And a deluxe model cat treeeeeeeee ? Wonderful. This is the best we could do, although we might try some more Oh, new cat-tree, oh new cat-tree How lovely are your branches We play in thee and climb in thee How lovely are your branches. The staff provides, you satisfies Our every climing urges. We play all day, and yet you stay How lovely are your branches. Oh, new cat-tree, oh new cat-tree How lovely are your branches We play in thee and climb in thee How lovely are your branches. Oh, new cat-tree, oh new cat-tree You give us so much pleasure Oh, new cat-tree, oh new cat-tree You are our greatest treasure. Oh, new cat-tree, oh new cat-tree How lovely are your branches We play in thee and climb in thee How lovely are your branches. A place to rest, you are the best How lovely are your branches No, we won’t loan you to a guest How lovely are your branches. copyright 2010 by Missy and Sunrise -- Will in New Haven |
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Smudgie's 12 Days of Kissmus
Sharon & Smudgie wrote:
Ok, let's start the Christmas ball rolling .... This was one the owners dictated a few years ago: The first meow, the kitties did say Is to waken the human at break of day The next meow, as we all know Is to feed all the kitties and do it right now! Meow, meow, meow, meow We are the kitties so feed us right now! The kitties stood around Waiting for gooshy fudz For they know if it's missing They will share their bad moods Meow, meow, meow, meow We are the kitties so feed us right now! -- "Of all the forms of inequality, injustice in health care is the most shocking and inhumane."-Martin Luther King, Jr. |
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Smudgie's 12 Days of Kissmus
Wow guys, what great songs ) Keep them coming! Here's another from us (I must have too much spare time on my hands!) To the tune of "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree" Screamin' around the house at night like there's a rocket up my ar*e Slave said "bum's" a nicer word - haven't I got any class? Screamin' around the house at night and bouncing off the walls The only thing that stops me is when the call of nature calls! I get a warm and fuzzy feeling each time when I hear "Ok Smudgie you win this 'wills fight' Guess there'll be no sleep for me tonight" Screamin' around the house at night, the darkness is the best Even though Slave will say it's when I'm such a pest! I get a warm and fuzzy feeling knowing I'm a pain Mine and Slave's relationship sours Cos I've kept her wide awake for hours! Screamin' around the house at night when the noises travel more I'm only getting revenge on Slave for when she starts to snore! Sharon & Smudgie |
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Smudgie's 12 Days of Kissmus
"Sharon & Smudgie" wrote in message ... Wow guys, what great songs ) Keep them coming! Here's another from us (I must have too much spare time on my hands!) To the tune of "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree" Screamin' around the house at night like there's a rocket up my ar*e Slave said "bum's" a nicer word - haven't I got any class? Screamin' around the house at night and bouncing off the walls The only thing that stops me is when the call of nature calls! I get a warm and fuzzy feeling each time when I hear "Ok Smudgie you win this 'wills fight' Guess there'll be no sleep for me tonight" Screamin' around the house at night, the darkness is the best Even though Slave will say it's when I'm such a pest! I get a warm and fuzzy feeling knowing I'm a pain Mine and Slave's relationship sours Cos I've kept her wide awake for hours! Screamin' around the house at night when the noises travel more I'm only getting revenge on Slave for when she starts to snore! Sharon & Smudgie I loved the surprise ending! Karla |
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