Indoor cat behavioral problems - report back

OK, I just got off the phone with my vet. She said there are no such things
as behavioral problems in inside cats. All inside cats will live to be 50
years old. She also said that all outdoor cats will die horribly the first
time they go out. She also said that she personally knows Ashley's vet and
Ashley's vet graduated at the bottom of his class. Oh, and she said that
his mother wears army boots.

No, really, I swear my vet really said all those things.

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CatNipped
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"CatNipped" wrote in message
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OK, I just got off the phone with my vet. She said there are no such
things
as behavioral problems in inside cats. All inside cats will live to be 50
years old. She also said that all outdoor cats will die horribly the
first
time they go out. She also said that she personally knows Ashley's vet
and
Ashley's vet graduated at the bottom of his class. Oh, and she said that
his mother wears army boots.

No, really, I swear my vet really said all those things.

--
Hugs,

CatNipped
http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/

Hmmmm, Not very complimentary. My vet has cats who go outdoors & we've
discussed the issue. We both agree that we feel the cats have the right to
experience the outside world, we also agree that we're a little nervous
everytime we let them out. I thanked her for her comments & complimented
her on how nicely her ARMY BOOTS matched her lab coat.

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Mathew
Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat
En Vino Veritas

"CatNipped" wrote in message
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OK, I just got off the phone with my vet. She said there are no such
things
as behavioral problems in inside cats. All inside cats will live to be 50
years old. She also said that all outdoor cats will die horribly the
first
time they go out. She also said that she personally knows Ashley's vet
and
Ashley's vet graduated at the bottom of his class. Oh, and she said that
his mother wears army boots.

No, really, I swear my vet really said all those things.


Oh, man! Well you must be right because you SAY so!
I like your style, CN.

"Mary" wrote in message
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"CatNipped" wrote in message
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OK, I just got off the phone with my vet. She said there are no such
things
as behavioral problems in inside cats. All inside cats will live to be
50
years old. She also said that all outdoor cats will die horribly the
first
time they go out. She also said that she personally knows Ashley's vet
and
Ashley's vet graduated at the bottom of his class. Oh, and she said
that
his mother wears army boots.

No, really, I swear my vet really said all those things.


Oh, man! Well you must be right because you SAY so!
I like your style, CN.

Well, there are dangers in being me. Sometimes my tongue gets *stuck* in my
cheek!!! ;

Hugs,

CatNipped

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OK, I just got off the phone with my vet. She said there are no such things
as behavioral problems in inside cats. All inside cats will live to be 50
years old. She also said that all outdoor cats will die horribly the first
time they go out. She also said that she personally knows Ashley's vet and
Ashley's vet graduated at the bottom of his class. Oh, and she said that
his mother wears army boots.

No, really, I swear my vet really said all those things.


Well, I just talked to mine and he said to tell your vet she's a doodie-head
and then he made this rude sound with his tongue...

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enlightened us with...
OK, I just got off the phone with my vet. She said there are no such
things
as behavioral problems in inside cats. All inside cats will live to be
50
years old. She also said that all outdoor cats will die horribly the
first
time they go out. She also said that she personally knows Ashley's vet
and
Ashley's vet graduated at the bottom of his class. Oh, and she said that
his mother wears army boots.

No, really, I swear my vet really said all those things.


Well, I just talked to mine and he said to tell your vet she's a
doodie-head
and then he made this rude sound with his tongue...

Oh my, the things vets are saying these days!!! ;

Hugs,

CatNipped

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~kaeli~
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/wildAtHeart
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace

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enlightened us with...
OK, I just got off the phone with my vet. She said there are no such
things
as behavioral problems in inside cats. All inside cats will live to be
50
years old. She also said that all outdoor cats will die horribly the
first
time they go out. She also said that she personally knows Ashley's vet
and
Ashley's vet graduated at the bottom of his class. Oh, and she said that
his mother wears army boots.

No, really, I swear my vet really said all those things.


Well, I just talked to mine and he said to tell your vet she's a
doodie-head
and then he made this rude sound with his tongue...

Oh my, the things vets are saying these days!!! ;

You should see the things they can DO with some of the instruments.

[Oh, dear, I didn't just say that out loud, did I?]

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http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace

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"kaeli" wrote in message
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enlightened us with...
OK, I just got off the phone with my vet. She said there are no such
things
as behavioral problems in inside cats. All inside cats will live to
be
50
years old. She also said that all outdoor cats will die horribly the
first
time they go out. She also said that she personally knows Ashley's
vet
and
Ashley's vet graduated at the bottom of his class. Oh, and she said
that
his mother wears army boots.

No, really, I swear my vet really said all those things.


Well, I just talked to mine and he said to tell your vet she's a
doodie-head
and then he made this rude sound with his tongue...

Oh my, the things vets are saying these days!!! ;

You should see the things they can DO with some of the instruments.

[Oh, dear, I didn't just say that out loud, did I?]

ROTFLMAO! I'm glad you did (oh, the mental picture!!!)!

Hugs,

CatNipped

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~kaeli~
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/wildAtHeart
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace

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Oh my, the things vets are saying these days!!! ;

You should see the things they can DO with some of the instruments.

[Oh, dear, I didn't just say that out loud, did I?]


LOL! that is very funny :-)

"kaeli" wrote in message
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"kaeli" wrote in message
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In article ,
enlightened us with...
OK, I just got off the phone with my vet. She said there are no such
things
as behavioral problems in inside cats. All inside cats will live to
be
50
years old. She also said that all outdoor cats will die horribly the
first
time they go out. She also said that she personally knows Ashley's
vet
and
Ashley's vet graduated at the bottom of his class. Oh, and she said
that
his mother wears army boots.

No, really, I swear my vet really said all those things.


Well, I just talked to mine and he said to tell your vet she's a
doodie-head
and then he made this rude sound with his tongue...

Oh my, the things vets are saying these days!!! ;

You should see the things they can DO with some of the instruments.

[Oh, dear, I didn't just say that out loud, did I?]

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heh. yeth you deed!