Is dere any uffur handicapted kitteez out dere?

Dis here is Rebecca. My Meownie sez I iz herown special handicapted kittee.
I iz not shur wut dat meenz, but it muss be gud beclawz she alwaze gibz me
extra pettingz wen she sez it. Kan any uffur kitteez esplain diss to me? I
wud like to no wut diss meenz -- maybe I can use it fur sum avantage.

[Rebecca moves over so Sundance can get to the keyboard]

Dis here is Sundance, Rebecca's bruffur. I wud like to unnerstan dis so I
kan get sum extra pettingz, too! Fangks!

Youz kan see are pichers heer:

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Sundance and/or Rebecca
(Meowmie sez yoo hafta "do the math" to email us)