Is dere any uffur handicapted kitteez out dere?

I am a very shy cat and I like the partis, there is always a quiet place to
sit and be out of the way if you want, Miss Violette
Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote in message
. com...
Oh, BK, it iz nice to meet yoo. Diss is Rebecca. Ize sorree yur bak legs
dont werk gud, but Ize glad yoo kan get arown. Duz yur missing disk or
yur
legs hert yoo? Myown used-to-be-eye duznt hert, but sumtimes I get
suprised
wen sumwun gets close to me on dat side. Myown funnee leg duzn't hurt,
eeder, it juss makes me limp. Meowmie gibs me medisin called "Cosequin"
(I
copeed dat frum da boddel) to help my joynts. She mikses it in myown wet
foods. Duz yoo hab to take anee medisin?

I didn't no dere was pardees heer. Wut is dey like? Ize a liddel bit shy
an I don no if I'd be cumferbul dere. Sundance wud probly like it, dough.
He cant type rite now beclaws hez bizzy playin wid a plastik boks.

Fangks fur ritin. I wondur if dere is more ub uss arown here.

--
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Pix at (do the math)

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...

Hi, Rebecca & Sundance! I'm Baby Kitty & I am misin uh disk btween 2
vurtybra. thiz meens mine bak legs don't wurk 2 gud but iffen I want
2 get on top uf thu bukkases, i do! I just haf 2 wurk at it a lot.
Me & Sweet William haf gud, gud times chasin eech uthurs. sumtimes
mine legs slide but we haf fun enneeway. i'll luk 4 u at thu next
pardee & we kan haf fun 2gethur. BK

HiHi Rebecca,

We'ze alwayz haf partees, anna yourownself iz invited, anna I tink dat
yourownself will be comferble heer. I'ze not been heer long, but alla da
kitteez heer haf been furry, furry nice to me, anna I'ze sure dey will be to
you too!

We'ze at Clarances now (tho Dyna, myownself anna my wink, Tiger haff our
dopplegangers inna da Eestur Parade) fur hiz pardee, anna you can join usses
ifn youwants ta!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
Oh, BK, it iz nice to meet yoo. Diss is Rebecca. Ize sorree yur
bak legs dont werk gud, but Ize glad yoo kan get arown. Duz yur
missing disk or yur legs hert yoo? Myown used-to-be-eye duznt hert,
but sumtimes I get suprised wen sumwun gets close to me on dat side.
Myown funnee leg duzn't hurt, eeder, it juss makes me limp.
Meowmie gibs me medisin called "Cosequin" (I copeed dat frum da
boddel) to help my joynts. She mikses it in myown wet foods. Duz
yoo hab to take anee medisin?

I didn't no dere was pardees heer. Wut is dey like? Ize a liddel
bit shy an I don no if I'd be cumferbul dere. Sundance wud probly
like it, dough. He cant type rite now beclaws hez bizzy playin wid a
plastik boks.

Fangks fur ritin. I wondur if dere is more ub uss arown here.

--
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Pix at (do the
math)

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...

Hi, Rebecca & Sundance! I'm Baby Kitty & I am misin uh disk btween
2 vurtybra. thiz meens mine bak legs don't wurk 2 gud but iffen I
want 2 get on top uf thu bukkases, i do! I just haf 2 wurk at it a
lot. Me & Sweet William haf gud, gud times chasin eech uthurs.
sumtimes mine legs slide but we haf fun enneeway. i'll luk 4 u at
thu next pardee & we kan haf fun 2gethur. BK

Well, Miz Tabitha, yoo makes it sown like sumfing myownself mite like to
try, at lees fur a liddel wile. Wud I need to bring anyfing? I haznt had a
chanse to git Clarence a birfday prezent.

Rebecca

"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
...
Rebecca, you'z would prolly haf a great time at our parties! I'z a
liddle bit shy too, but da kitties here is a great bunch of kitties, and
dey goes out of dere way to make new kitties feel welcome, and you'z
never hab to do anyfing you'z don't want to do. We'z always have lots of
yummy food, and nip wine and nip tea, and if you'z feel like dancin dere
are always kitties to danz wif (an it'z okay of you'z dance wif a limp,
as long as your leg duzn't hurt). An it'z always fun to watch da udder
kitties - especially da baby kitties - play.

In fact, if you want to check one out, we're over at Clarence's right
now fur his birfday pawty. I'd be glad to show where to teleport to, and
to sit wif you if you'd like to come and just watch fur a while.

Tabitha Kitten

Well, Miz Tabitha, yoo makes it sown like sumfing myownself mite like to
try, at lees fur a liddel wile. Wud I need to bring anyfing? I haznt had a
chanse to git Clarence a birfday prezent.

Rebecca

Yay! I'z so glad! We can always use new kitties at ourz pawties.

Dere's no need to bring anyfing. Some kitties bring gifts, but most
don't. In Clarence's case, somekitty already gived him a heated kitty
bed, and when you haz one ob doze you duzn't need much else. I fink my
hoomins might be planning to get me one for my first birfday dis month!

However, if you wantz to bring Clarence a gift - let'z teleport ober to
my house. My sisfurs and brofur and I keep a supply of kitty presents on
hand. Here, in dis closet dat hoomins cant get in to, already wrapped up
and efurrything, is a big stash of kitty presents. Dis pile here is
assorted kitty crunchy treats - always a big hit. And deze here are
soft, comfy kitty pillows. Dis stack is fuzzy toy mousies, and de stack
next to it is assorted kitty toys, most of dem wif catnip inside. And
dis stack here - deze is really special.

Me and all my dopted siblings are all furry good hunters, but grumpy
Amelia is the da bestest huntress. Her has catched a gopher, and a
mousie (a REAL one, not just a toy!), and has come close to catching
dozens of lizards. Since her is such a good hunter, she developed
special lectronic gopher callers, and mousie callers, and lizard
callers. Da gopher caller makes sounds like a big gopher house party,
and every gopher in hearing distance heads fur da party soz dey can get
caught. Da mousie caller makes sounds like a big stack of cheese, so dey
comes to vestigate and da ever-vigilant kitty can catch dem. And da
lizard caller plays the most current easy listening moosic off da lizard
pop music charts. Dey hearz da moosic, and dey stops to listen, and dey
closes der eyes and sway dere heads back and forth to da moosic, den da
nearby kitty can catch dem.

So if you would like to give Clarence a present, you iz welcome to pick
somefing from dis pile - no need to port all da way ober to a busy store
or nofing.

I'z so glad you decided to check out da pawtie! I'z sure you'll like it.
And like I promised, I'z will sit wif you and introduce you'z to any ob
da kitties dat I know.

Tabitha Kitten

"Mlle. Anaïs" wrote in message ...
HiHi Rebecca,

We'ze alwayz haf partees, anna yourownself iz invited, anna I tink dat
yourownself will be comferble heer. I'ze not been heer long, but alla da
kitteez heer haf been furry, furry nice to me, anna I'ze sure dey will be to
you too!

We'ze at Clarances now (tho Dyna, myownself anna my wink, Tiger haff our
dopplegangers inna da Eestur Parade) fur hiz pardee, anna you can join usses
ifn youwants ta!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
Oh, BK, it iz nice to meet yoo. Diss is Rebecca. Ize sorree yur
bak legs dont werk gud, but Ize glad yoo kan get arown. Duz yur
missing disk or yur legs hert yoo? Myown used-to-be-eye duznt hert,
but sumtimes I get suprised wen sumwun gets close to me on dat side.
Myown funnee leg duzn't hurt, eeder, it juss makes me limp.
Meowmie gibs me medisin called "Cosequin" (I copeed dat frum da
boddel) to help my joynts. She mikses it in myown wet foods. Duz
yoo hab to take anee medisin?

I didn't no dere was pardees heer. Wut is dey like? Ize a liddel
bit shy an I don no if I'd be cumferbul dere. Sundance wud probly
like it, dough. He cant type rite now beclaws hez bizzy playin wid a
plastik boks.

Fangks fur ritin. I wondur if dere is more ub uss arown here.

--
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Pix at (do the
math)

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...

Hi, Rebecca & Sundance! I'm Baby Kitty & I am misin uh disk btween
2 vurtybra. thiz meens mine bak legs don't wurk 2 gud but iffen I
want 2 get on top uf thu bukkases, i do! I just haf 2 wurk at it a
lot. Me & Sweet William haf gud, gud times chasin eech uthurs.
sumtimes mine legs slide but we haf fun enneeway. i'll luk 4 u at
thu next pardee & we kan haf fun 2gethur. BK

Hi, agin, Rebecca & Sundance! Sumtimes my bak left leg starts
hurrrtttiinnnn & I don't seem 2 no whuts happin. I kan fall offen thu
bukcas & land !smash! on myne bak. But I am trinin 2 bite, bite, bite
mine paw, so I dont notise wen I du fall. It duznt last uh long time
but i kan make mine paw bludy. Ifffen mom iz home wen it happens, she
kalls TED & she gifs me uh shot & I dont haf thu problum 4 'bowt 6
months. Most uf thu tyme I haf lots uf fun wit' thu othur kats,
'ceptin ol' Sailor Baylor Brown, uf kors. He just lays 'roun & purrs
& sleeps. C u at thu next pardee! Yurs, BK

"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
...

Yay! I'z so glad! We can always use new kitties at ourz pawties.

Dere's no need to bring anyfing. Some kitties bring gifts, but most
don't. In Clarence's case, somekitty already gived him a heated kitty
bed, and when you haz one ob doze you duzn't need much else. I fink my
hoomins might be planning to get me one for my first birfday dis month!

A heated kitty bed? I didn't no dere was such a ting! I haz a lot to lern
about tings.

However, if you wantz to bring Clarence a gift - let'z teleport ober to
my house. My sisfurs and brofur and I keep a supply of kitty presents on
hand. Here, in dis closet dat hoomins cant get in to, already wrapped up
and efurrything, is a big stash of kitty presents. Dis pile here is
assorted kitty crunchy treats - always a big hit. And deze here are
soft, comfy kitty pillows. Dis stack is fuzzy toy mousies, and de stack
next to it is assorted kitty toys, most of dem wif catnip inside. And
dis stack here - deze is really special.

Me and all my dopted siblings are all furry good hunters, but grumpy
Amelia is the da bestest huntress. Her has catched a gopher, and a
mousie (a REAL one, not just a toy!), and has come close to catching
dozens of lizards. Since her is such a good hunter, she developed
special lectronic gopher callers, and mousie callers, and lizard
callers. Da gopher caller makes sounds like a big gopher house party,
and every gopher in hearing distance heads fur da party soz dey can get
caught. Da mousie caller makes sounds like a big stack of cheese, so dey
comes to vestigate and da ever-vigilant kitty can catch dem. And da
lizard caller plays the most current easy listening moosic off da lizard
pop music charts. Dey hearz da moosic, and dey stops to listen, and dey
closes der eyes and sway dere heads back and forth to da moosic, den da
nearby kitty can catch dem.

So if you would like to give Clarence a present, you iz welcome to pick
somefing from dis pile - no need to port all da way ober to a busy store
or nofing.

Fangu, Tabitha, yourownself is furry generus. If Clarence duznt already hab
a lizard caller, can I take him one ub doze? I wud lub to see doze lizards
swaying back an fort! If dere are enuf lizards, maybe we kin all catch one.

I'z so glad you decided to check out da pawtie! I'z sure you'll like it.
And like I promised, I'z will sit wif you and introduce you'z to any ob
da kitties dat I know.

Fangks agin, Tabitha. If yoo wudnt mind, maybe yoo could stay on my right
side fur a wile until I git comfurble. Dat way I won't git scared by a
stranger coming up on my blind side.

How do we uze dis porter thing?

Rebecca
--
Pix at (do the math)

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...

Hi, agin, Rebecca & Sundance! Sumtimes my bak left leg starts
hurrrtttiinnnn & I don't seem 2 no whuts happin. I kan fall offen thu
bukcas & land !smash! on myne bak. But I am trinin 2 bite, bite, bite
mine paw, so I dont notise wen I du fall. It duznt last uh long time
but i kan make mine paw bludy. Ifffen mom iz home wen it happens, she
kalls TED & she gifs me uh shot & I dont haf thu problum 4 'bowt 6
months. Most uf thu tyme I haf lots uf fun wit' thu othur kats,
'ceptin ol' Sailor Baylor Brown, uf kors. He just lays 'roun & purrs
& sleeps. C u at thu next pardee! Yurs, BK

Oh, Ize so sorree dat yur leg herts like dat sumtimes. Dat sowns scary!
Pleez try to be careful when yoo is climin on tings.

One ub de times I had to go see TED, she wuz tawkin to Meowmie wen dey
didn't kno I wuz lissening. TED said dat sumday my bad sholder (it's reely
da sholder, not da leg) mite git wurse and start herting. She said dat if
da herting got bad enuf, dey mite haf to take da leg away frum me! I didn't
like to heer dat! If it effur starts herting like dat, I'll do my best to
keep Meowmie frum finding owt!

Rebecca

A heated kitty bed? I didn't no dere was such a ting! I haz a lot to lern
about tings.

Dere are lotz of wunnerful things I'z learned about from dis group.

Fangu, Tabitha, yourownself is furry generus. If Clarence duznt already hab
a lizard caller, can I take him one ub doze? I wud lub to see doze lizards
swaying back an fort! If dere are enuf lizards, maybe we kin all catch one.

Youz certainly can! Here we go - grabs one of the pile, hands to
Rebecca. An in da future, if youz eber needs a prezzie fur any kitty,
you'z welcome to port ober here an help yourownself.

Fangks agin, Tabitha. If yoo wudnt mind, maybe yoo could stay on my right
side fur a wile until I git comfurble. Dat way I won't git scared by a
stranger coming up on my blind side.

Sure! An I'll sit close enough dat you can feel me dere, so you won't
need to worry bout anyfing sneaking up on you from dat side.

How do we uze dis porter thing?

Rebecca

I'll show you! I learned about dis from my older sisfurs. Itz really
easy. You just push deze buttons to set where you wantz to go.... like
dis... den step through, and you're dere!

Tabitha

That is why sailor and I are such a good match, laying around and purring is
a purrfect way to spend the day, Miss Violette
Mary Lu wrote in message
om...
"Mlle. Anaïs" wrote in message
...
HiHi Rebecca,

We'ze alwayz haf partees, anna yourownself iz invited, anna I tink
dat
yourownself will be comferble heer. I'ze not been heer long, but alla da
kitteez heer haf been furry, furry nice to me, anna I'ze sure dey will
be to
you too!

We'ze at Clarances now (tho Dyna, myownself anna my wink, Tiger haff
our
dopplegangers inna da Eestur Parade) fur hiz pardee, anna you can join
usses
ifn youwants ta!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
Oh, BK, it iz nice to meet yoo. Diss is Rebecca. Ize sorree yur
bak legs dont werk gud, but Ize glad yoo kan get arown. Duz yur
missing disk or yur legs hert yoo? Myown used-to-be-eye duznt hert,
but sumtimes I get suprised wen sumwun gets close to me on dat side.
Myown funnee leg duzn't hurt, eeder, it juss makes me limp.
Meowmie gibs me medisin called "Cosequin" (I copeed dat frum da
boddel) to help my joynts. She mikses it in myown wet foods. Duz
yoo hab to take anee medisin?

I didn't no dere was pardees heer. Wut is dey like? Ize a liddel
bit shy an I don no if I'd be cumferbul dere. Sundance wud probly
like it, dough. He cant type rite now beclaws hez bizzy playin wid a
plastik boks.

Fangks fur ritin. I wondur if dere is more ub uss arown here.

--
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Pix at (do the
math)

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...

Hi, Rebecca & Sundance! I'm Baby Kitty & I am misin uh disk btween
2 vurtybra. thiz meens mine bak legs don't wurk 2 gud but iffen I
want 2 get on top uf thu bukkases, i do! I just haf 2 wurk at it a
lot. Me & Sweet William haf gud, gud times chasin eech uthurs.
sumtimes mine legs slide but we haf fun enneeway. i'll luk 4 u at
thu next pardee & we kan haf fun 2gethur. BK

Hi, agin, Rebecca & Sundance! Sumtimes my bak left leg starts
hurrrtttiinnnn & I don't seem 2 no whuts happin. I kan fall offen thu
bukcas & land !smash! on myne bak. But I am trinin 2 bite, bite, bite
mine paw, so I dont notise wen I du fall. It duznt last uh long time
but i kan make mine paw bludy. Ifffen mom iz home wen it happens, she
kalls TED & she gifs me uh shot & I dont haf thu problum 4 'bowt 6
months. Most uf thu tyme I haf lots uf fun wit' thu othur kats,
'ceptin ol' Sailor Baylor Brown, uf kors. He just lays 'roun & purrs
& sleeps. C u at thu next pardee! Yurs, BK

Hay, sum huminz fink I'z handicapt jist cuz I onlee haf free legz -- TED
stole wun uv mine bak legz cuz it hurt ana smelt badbadbad. Yew kin see
mineownself at www.clowder.net/cats/Laura.html
http://www.clowder.net/cats/Laura.html if yew wantz tu kno whut I luk
like.

Mine brofur Ralph ana I don't get tu visit heer much enymoor bur we tri
to stop by efurry week or sew ana see whut ar frendz ar duing.

Laura Ann Mihstol

Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:

Dis here is Rebecca. My Meownie sez I iz herown special handicapted kittee.
I iz not shur wut dat meenz, but it muss be gud beclawz she alwaze gibz me
extra pettingz wen she sez it. Kan any uffur kitteez esplain diss to me? I
wud like to no wut diss meenz -- maybe I can use it fur sum avantage.

[Rebecca moves over so Sundance can get to the keyboard]

Dis here is Sundance, Rebecca's bruffur. I wud like to unnerstan dis so I
kan get sum extra pettingz, too! Fangks!

Youz kan see are pichers heer: