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Da 18 week twomma of usses.



 
 
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Old July 6th 11, 08:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Da 18 week twomma of usses.

On Jul 6, 12:56*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Awl is well in ower wurld agen.......sigh....mees goin fur a *sweep. N
wet me tells yu....dis bedder notted happun agen........or mees
weevin!


We iz gwad dat fings are settling down at your howse! Dis is gudgud!
--
Purrs,

* * * * Cybèle & Oriane

wee ugree wiff * *Cybèle & Oriane totully..yeUP. Guggud nooz iz
grate..yeUP!!
Luffs
Mosey, MeOwy, n da rezt uff owr big happee *fambleh

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/4/2011 6:01:48 PM


Fangs Mosey n MeOwy n da gang! Hope Meomie's wegs ar feelin bedder!

Twee Gordon Kittiez
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Old July 6th 11, 09:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da 18 week twomma of usses.

well ursef iz bak now anna dat iz whut matterz, trudi, smilin agin
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Jul 5, 3:26 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i iz gwad efurithin iz betterer, i wuz beginninta think ursef wuz 'voidin
minesef, trudi, beree purlezedta se herown furnd bak"rafflescat"
wrote in message

...







Jack repurtin fwom da kitchun.
At wast, we is gettin bak tu normul! I gotted fed onna tabul (myne)
inna kitchun an it wus chikkum! Harry gotted gushy fud onna kitchun
fwoor. Sukie gotted fed kibbuls inna spare wuum.


Myne bed wus awl fwuffed up n softsoftsoft - jist as me wykes it. Myne
lidder tway wus cween n awl myne.
Harry has gone bak tu thu stare carpit n weeawanged da pyle (in a nyce
wittle wump onna stare) He disappeared into Meomies wuum fur his
sweep.
Sukie is up atta spare wuum winder serenadin da nayburhood- nyce. Hur
bed gotted woshed n fwuffed up tuu. Shees nyce!
Awl dis has taked 18 weeks! Paw is ewektrified wiffa 4 new arturiez n
a pacemaker. Hees mendin well - I inspekt him an his woonds wegularlee
( I speshally wike his secksy sokks - day go awl da way up tu his neez
n bak down) Meomie ses shees wakked (hur way of eskapin kitty
dooties) n mees makin shure she getz hur naps n hur fuds - she hasta
skivvy aftur usses yu know.


Awl is well in ower wurld agen.......sigh....mees goin fur a sweep. N
wet me tells yu....dis bedder notted happun agen........or mees
weevin!


Jack Gordon (who doesn't know he's going into the cattery for 2 weeks
in September!)


How cood me do dat Trudi......yu wittle minx yu.....hewwo!

Jack Gordon


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Old July 7th 11, 11:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da 18 week twomma of usses.

On 2011-07-04 3:41 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Jack repurtin fwom da kitchun.
At wast, we is gettin bak tu normul! I gotted fed onna tabul (myne)
inna kitchun an it wus chikkum! Harry gotted gushy fud onna kitchun
fwoor. Sukie gotted fed kibbuls inna spare wuum.

snip

Weze glad tu heer effuryfing iz bak tu normul! Normul iz gud, wen itted
meens fuds and warm sleepin playces anna hoomins bak home weer they
beelongs.

Wun uv Meomiez sisfurs iz in yur partta thu wirld. Shez bin tu Skotlan
lots; youshually tu Edinpurr, butted rite now shez inna Aburrdeen. She
lykes reedin oldold buks bout Skotlan inna 18th senturty.

She lykes cats, but furry trajikally she gits sik wen neer usses. Hur
nose turns red and all kindsa disgustin fings start comin outta hur eyes
anna nose. So she anna hur husbin dopted a low-allergy d*g, definitly
haf poodul and probly haf Portyougeese wadder d*g. Furchunately wen they
iz all atta home, they live furry far frum uses.
--
Sam (notted a fan uv d*gs)
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Old July 7th 11, 09:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da 18 week twomma of usses.

On Jul 4, 2:11*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Jack repurtin fwom da kitchun.
At wast, we is gettin bak tu normul! I gotted fed onna tabul (myne)
inna kitchun an it wus chikkum! Harry gotted gushy fud onna kitchun
fwoor. Sukie gotted fed kibbuls inna spare wuum.

Myne bed wus awl fwuffed up n softsoftsoft - jist as me wykes it. Myne
lidder tway wus cween n awl myne.
Harry has gone bak tu thu stare carpit n weeawanged da pyle (in a nyce
wittle wump onna stare) He disappeared into Meomies wuum fur his
sweep.
Sukie is up atta spare wuum winder serenadin da nayburhood- nyce. Hur
bed gotted woshed n fwuffed up tuu. Shees nyce!
Awl dis has taked 18 weeks! Paw is ewektrified wiffa 4 new arturiez n
a pacemaker. Hees mendin well - I inspekt him an his woonds wegularlee
( I speshally wike his secksy sokks - day go awl da way up tu his neez
n bak down) *Meomie ses shees wakked (hur way of eskapin kitty
dooties) n mees makin shure she getz hur naps n hur fuds - she hasta
skivvy aftur usses yu know.

Awl is well in ower wurld agen.......sigh....mees goin fur a *sweep. N
wet me tells yu....dis bedder notted happun agen........or mees
weevin!

Jack Gordon (who doesn't know he's going into the cattery for 2 weeks
in September!)


Yess aw ob usses were sew weeweeved tew get da gud gnuz dat we gotted
intu da happeez an dansed roun an roun fawwowed bye a happy gnap, wif
jooyfl gwoomin an mewzy cawments.
An sow fur a wile ai did gnot wurry boutted Scotland.
Usses gnot goink offur dare beclawz den we wud wurry boutted
Catifurnia.
Sew dats wye itted sew gud tew get da gud gnooz. (Wat a "cattery"?)
MeOwy, Sensatif kitty an Sekittery ob Inteeriewurry
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Old July 8th 11, 01:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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Default Da 18 week twomma of usses.

On 7/7/2011 6:20 PM, Meowy wrote:

Yess aw ob usses were sew weeweeved tew get da gud gnuz dat we gotted
intu da happeez an dansed roun an roun fawwowed bye a happy gnap, wif
jooyfl gwoomin an mewzy cawments.
An sow fur a wile ai did gnot wurry boutted Scotland.
Usses gnot goink offur dare beclawz den we wud wurry boutted
Catifurnia.
Sew dats wye itted sew gud tew get da gud gnooz. (Wat a "cattery"?)
MeOwy, Sensatif kitty an Sekittery ob Inteeriewurry


Wuv 'cat' inna nayme it must be a spaushull playvce fur cats, wif soft
piloos inna sun spots, mousies wat runs slow anna burdies wat flyes low,
anna lotz uv thu bestest fuds.

If I thot it had sumfing tu du wif a kitty jayle, I'd be wurried bout
those poor cats!


--
Sam
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Old July 8th 11, 08:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da 18 week twomma of usses.

On Jul 7, 8:03*pm, Cheryl wrote:
On 7/7/2011 6:20 PM, Meowy wrote:

Yess aw ob usses were sew weeweeved tew get da gud gnuz dat we gotted
intu da happeez an dansed roun an roun fawwowed bye a happy gnap, wif
jooyfl gwoomin an mewzy cawments.
An sow fur a wile ai did gnot wurry boutted Scotland.
Usses gnot goink offur dare beclawz den we wud wurry boutted
Catifurnia.
Sew dats wye itted sew gud tew get da gud gnooz. (Wat a "cattery"?)
MeOwy, Sensatif kitty an Sekittery ob Inteeriewurry


Wuv 'cat' inna nayme it must be a spaushull playvce fur cats, wif soft
piloos inna sun spots, mousies wat runs slow anna burdies wat flyes low,
anna lotz uv thu bestest fuds.

If I thot it had sumfing tu du wif a kitty jayle, I'd be wurried bout
those poor cats!

--
Sam


""Wuv 'cat' inna nayme it must be a spaushull playvce fur cats, wif
soft
piloos inna sun spots, mousies wat runs slow anna burdies wat flyes
low,
anna lotz uv thu bestest fuds. ""
An snayks cwawing froo da gwass rite by yoor paws! Sew yoo cud snatsh
dem rite up an tayk dem tu da meowmiez aw fwesh an wiggly. Dat is wat
ai dweem boutted.
MeOwy, neffur giffs up hur dweem
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Old July 10th 11, 12:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Da 18 week twomma of usses.

On Jul 8, 8:36*pm, Meowy wrote:
On Jul 7, 8:03*pm, Cheryl wrote:









On 7/7/2011 6:20 PM, Meowy wrote:


Yess aw ob usses were sew weeweeved tew get da gud gnuz dat we gotted
intu da happeez an dansed roun an roun fawwowed bye a happy gnap, wif
jooyfl gwoomin an mewzy cawments.
An sow fur a wile ai did gnot wurry boutted Scotland.
Usses gnot goink offur dare beclawz den we wud wurry boutted
Catifurnia.
Sew dats wye itted sew gud tew get da gud gnooz. (Wat a "cattery"?)
MeOwy, Sensatif kitty an Sekittery ob Inteeriewurry


Wuv 'cat' inna nayme it must be a spaushull playvce fur cats, wif soft
piloos inna sun spots, mousies wat runs slow anna burdies wat flyes low,
anna lotz uv thu bestest fuds.


If I thot it had sumfing tu du wif a kitty jayle, I'd be wurried bout
those poor cats!


--
Sam


""Wuv 'cat' inna nayme it must be a spaushull playvce fur cats, wif
soft
piloos inna sun spots, mousies wat runs slow anna burdies wat flyes
low,
anna lotz uv thu bestest fuds. ""
An snayks cwawing froo da gwass rite by yoor paws! *Sew yoo cud snatsh
dem rite up an tayk dem tu da meowmiez aw fwesh an wiggly. *Dat is wat
ai dweem boutted.
MeOwy, neffur giffs up hur dweem


MeOwy! Sam! Iss a jayle! We nose cos we awlways get poot dare wen dose
twaiterus hoomins go onna howlidays! Neffur effur dus we getta go on
howliday......dis cattery is wun bye a TED nursey n she giffs us enny
fud we wike, we gets bwushed effury day, we has heated beds n wittle
wites on awl nite tu attwakt da kwunchy moffs n dare ar foxes n
badgers n owls, no wissards wiff wiggly tayles doe, we wike
dems....ahem...
Is horribul dare! Horribul ! Nowun nose ower sufferin.....nowun......

Jack, Harry n Sukie
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Old July 10th 11, 05:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Jul 9, 7:19*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
On Jul 8, 8:36*pm, Meowy wrote:





On Jul 7, 8:03*pm, Cheryl wrote:


On 7/7/2011 6:20 PM, Meowy wrote:


Yess aw ob usses were sew weeweeved tew get da gud gnuz dat we gotted
intu da happeez an dansed roun an roun fawwowed bye a happy gnap, wif
jooyfl gwoomin an mewzy cawments.
An sow fur a wile ai did gnot wurry boutted Scotland.
Usses gnot goink offur dare beclawz den we wud wurry boutted
Catifurnia.
Sew dats wye itted sew gud tew get da gud gnooz. (Wat a "cattery"?)
MeOwy, Sensatif kitty an Sekittery ob Inteeriewurry


Wuv 'cat' inna nayme it must be a spaushull playvce fur cats, wif soft
piloos inna sun spots, mousies wat runs slow anna burdies wat flyes low,
anna lotz uv thu bestest fuds.


If I thot it had sumfing tu du wif a kitty jayle, I'd be wurried bout
those poor cats!


--
Sam


""Wuv 'cat' inna nayme it must be a spaushull playvce fur cats, wif
soft
piloos inna sun spots, mousies wat runs slow anna burdies wat flyes
low,
anna lotz uv thu bestest fuds. ""
An snayks cwawing froo da gwass rite by yoor paws! *Sew yoo cud snatsh
dem rite up an tayk dem tu da meowmiez aw fwesh an wiggly. *Dat is wat
ai dweem boutted.
MeOwy, neffur giffs up hur dweem


MeOwy! Sam! Iss a jayle! We nose cos we awlways get poot dare wen dose
twaiterus hoomins go onna howlidays! Neffur effur dus we getta go on
howliday......dis cattery is wun bye a TED nursey n she giffs us enny
fud we wike, we gets bwushed effury day, we has heated beds n wittle
wites on awl nite tu attwakt da kwunchy moffs n dare ar foxes n
badgers n owls, no wissards wiff wiggly tayles doe, we wike
dems....ahem...
Is horribul dare! Horribul ! Nowun nose ower sufferin.....nowun......

Jack, Harry n Sukie- Hide quoted text -

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Wew, mine celdig catpaytweeots, ai wil confyd tew yooz dat ai doo nose
yower suffring...ai wuz jayld fur 10 days sebrel yeers uhgo. I nebber
spok ob itted til gnaow. ai splayned kareflee tew da meowmie dat it
muts neffur awcur uhgin. Wich it hasnt...eggzep ai am wekwired tew
trabbul aboutted in da metalmonstur fwum tym tu tym, an bommit eech
tym. Eeffur weigh der iss innadignaditteez tew be suffrd, beclawz ob
da hoomins pwowpenzitteez fur attakz ob wondurwust.

Yoo wil awl surfife an da nitemarez wil go aweigh. May yoor dweems be
filld wif da cwunch ob moffs an da wiggwy wisserd tayls...MeOwy, in
simpafee
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Old July 10th 11, 09:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 7/9/2011 8:49 PM, rafflescat wrote:


MeOwy! Sam! Iss a jayle! We nose cos we awlways get poot dare wen dose
twaiterus hoomins go onna howlidays! Neffur effur dus we getta go on
howliday......dis cattery is wun bye a TED nursey n she giffs us enny
fud we wike, we gets bwushed effury day, we has heated beds n wittle
wites on awl nite tu attwakt da kwunchy moffs n dare ar foxes n
badgers n owls, no wissards wiff wiggly tayles doe, we wike
dems....ahem...
Is horribul dare! Horribul ! Nowun nose ower sufferin.....nowun......

Jack, Harry n Sukie


Oh yu poor cats!!! An runned by sumwun ho werks wif TED!!! I nose those
hoomins. Yu mite jus be sittin onna countur eggsaimin thu surrounding,
an nex fing they haz gotten a gyant pill down yur throte. Wach out fur
those gyant pills. Theyz sposed tu be fur werms, butted they give them
tu cats, maybe cuz we haz bigger moufs than werms duz.

Thu heeted beds sounds nize, tho. Closes we gits is thu clothe frum thu
dryer,


--
Sam
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Old July 13th 11, 12:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Diz iz layte...
Buttid, if enny ov yuz Kitteez ar reddy neow tu be moor aktiff heer,
we needz sum volinteerz inda Community:

Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... opin
Vice Prezident ... Opin
Assistant Chief Justicat ... opin
Hurky Kitty Club VP ...opin
Tuffted Eer Club (TEC) VP opin
Hurky Kitty Club VP becomes Pres

--
Pitô.ônya, Grand Pooh-Bah

"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Jack repurtin fwom da kitchun.
At wast, we is gettin bak tu normul! I gotted fed onna tabul (myne)
inna kitchun an it wus chikkum! Harry gotted gushy fud onna kitchun
fwoor. Sukie gotted fed kibbuls inna spare wuum.

Myne bed wus awl fwuffed up n softsoftsoft - jist as me wykes it. Myne
lidder tway wus cween n awl myne.
Harry has gone bak tu thu stare carpit n weeawanged da pyle (in a nyce
wittle wump onna stare) He disappeared into Meomies wuum fur his
sweep.
Sukie is up atta spare wuum winder serenadin da nayburhood- nyce. Hur
bed gotted woshed n fwuffed up tuu. Shees nyce!
Awl dis has taked 18 weeks! Paw is ewektrified wiffa 4 new arturiez n
a pacemaker. Hees mendin well - I inspekt him an his woonds wegularlee
( I speshally wike his secksy sokks - day go awl da way up tu his neez
n bak down) Meomie ses shees wakked (hur way of eskapin kitty
dooties) n mees makin shure she getz hur naps n hur fuds - she hasta
skivvy aftur usses yu know.

Awl is well in ower wurld agen.......sigh....mees goin fur a sweep. N
wet me tells yu....dis bedder notted happun agen........or mees
weevin!

Jack Gordon (who doesn't know he's going into the cattery for 2 weeks
in September!)


 




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