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Old April 7th 04, 04:28 AM
Cheryl
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If I Only Had ...

.... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)

I could walk across the room
Not feeling all this doom
Feelin' very proud
I wouldn't be a'runnin'
Bonnie wouldn't seem so cunnin'
If I only had a meow.


I'd stand up to ev'ry kitty
I'd be all hissy-spitty
In anger or in wow

With the meows I'd be voicin'
I would be rejoicin'
If I only had a meow.


Oh, I could tell you why
Shamrock makes me cry,
I could meow of things I never meowed before
And then I'd sit and meow some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My voice all full of snuffin'
My nose all feeling ow.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-berry
If I only had a meow.



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Shadow
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Old April 7th 04, 05:46 AM
m. L. Briggs
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On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:28:43 -0500, Cheryl
wrote:

If I Only Had ...

... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)

I could walk across the room
Not feeling all this doom
Feelin' very proud
I wouldn't be a'runnin'
Bonnie wouldn't seem so cunnin'
If I only had a meow.


I'd stand up to ev'ry kitty
I'd be all hissy-spitty
In anger or in wow

With the meows I'd be voicin'
I would be rejoicin'
If I only had a meow.


Oh, I could tell you why
Shamrock makes me cry,
I could meow of things I never meowed before
And then I'd sit and meow some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My voice all full of snuffin'
My nose all feeling ow.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-berry
If I only had a meow.


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Old April 7th 04, 05:46 AM
m. L. Briggs
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On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:28:43 -0500, Cheryl
wrote:

If I Only Had ...

... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)

I could walk across the room
Not feeling all this doom
Feelin' very proud
I wouldn't be a'runnin'
Bonnie wouldn't seem so cunnin'
If I only had a meow.


I'd stand up to ev'ry kitty
I'd be all hissy-spitty
In anger or in wow

With the meows I'd be voicin'
I would be rejoicin'
If I only had a meow.


Oh, I could tell you why
Shamrock makes me cry,
I could meow of things I never meowed before
And then I'd sit and meow some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My voice all full of snuffin'
My nose all feeling ow.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-berry
If I only had a meow.


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Old April 7th 04, 05:47 AM
m. L. Briggs
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On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:28:43 -0500, Cheryl
wrote:

If I Only Had ...

... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)

I could walk across the room
Not feeling all this doom
Feelin' very proud
I wouldn't be a'runnin'
Bonnie wouldn't seem so cunnin'
If I only had a meow.


I'd stand up to ev'ry kitty
I'd be all hissy-spitty
In anger or in wow

With the meows I'd be voicin'
I would be rejoicin'
If I only had a meow.


Oh, I could tell you why
Shamrock makes me cry,
I could meow of things I never meowed before
And then I'd sit and meow some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My voice all full of snuffin'
My nose all feeling ow.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-berry
If I only had a meow.


TuTu and I are sending purrs that the Easter Kitty will
bring you a basket full of meows!
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Old April 7th 04, 05:47 AM
m. L. Briggs
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On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:28:43 -0500, Cheryl
wrote:

If I Only Had ...

... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)

I could walk across the room
Not feeling all this doom
Feelin' very proud
I wouldn't be a'runnin'
Bonnie wouldn't seem so cunnin'
If I only had a meow.


I'd stand up to ev'ry kitty
I'd be all hissy-spitty
In anger or in wow

With the meows I'd be voicin'
I would be rejoicin'
If I only had a meow.


Oh, I could tell you why
Shamrock makes me cry,
I could meow of things I never meowed before
And then I'd sit and meow some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My voice all full of snuffin'
My nose all feeling ow.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-berry
If I only had a meow.


TuTu and I are sending purrs that the Easter Kitty will
bring you a basket full of meows!
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Old April 7th 04, 08:28 AM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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If I Only Had ...

... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)


From Waffles, Francis and Marble..
Apawz! Apawz!

From me - excellent song!

Cheers, helen s



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Old April 7th 04, 08:28 AM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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If I Only Had ...

... a Meow

(sung to the tune of "If I only had a Brain", Wizard of Oz)


From Waffles, Francis and Marble..
Apawz! Apawz!

From me - excellent song!

Cheers, helen s



--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old April 7th 04, 12:49 PM
Dan M
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I would not be just a nuffin'
My voice all full of snuffin'
My nose all feeling ow.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-berry
If I only had a meow.


Shadow cat, my little Sammy Kitten (who isn't so little any more) would
like to ask permission to use your song, too. He has no meow. All he can
manage is some soft, short squeaks.

Dan

 




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