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Old April 16th 08, 07:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Sammy, don u go gettink no kitty in troublez like dat. Itz not quite
delight dem squealz wif but, dey do squealz. Willow having done that once
on da grambys son when him was nappink on da kouch.
"Samuel Redcat" wrote in message
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On Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:28:23 -0700, Little Kitty wrote:

Ize nefur seen face furreez on a hooman. Meowmie gits her head kurls
cut sumtymes but she duzn't hav any face furz. Ize not furry at all.
Ize just a smooth blak cat. Hav yew efur groomed thuh face furz? Wot
do they taste like?


Da face-furz right unner da nose is da bestest to groom. If you grab dem
between yourown teef and pull hard, da hoomin squeals wif delight.

Sammy



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Old April 16th 08, 07:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat
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On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:01:43 -0500, Granby wrote:

Sammy, don u go gettink no kitty in troublez like dat. Itz not quite
delight dem squealz wif but, dey do squealz. Willow having done that once
on da grambys son when him was nappink on da kouch.


[Trying hard to look innocent] Well, I figgered it must be squeals of
delight since him din't tell me to stop of nufing, him just petted me
while I pulled and pulled and pulled.

Sammy

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Old April 16th 08, 07:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Apr 16, 2:19*pm, Samuel Redcat wrote:
On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:01:43 -0500, Granby wrote:
Sammy, don u go gettink no kitty in troublez like dat. *Itz not quite
delight dem squealz wif but, dey do squealz. *Willow having done that once
on da grambys son when him was nappink on da kouch.


[Trying hard to look innocent] Well, I figgered it must be squeals of
delight since him din't tell me to stop of nufing, him just petted me
while I pulled and pulled and pulled.


Uncl Bill liks mee to komb hiz beerd anna wiksers wiff my nimple
widdle pawz. I don uzully get enny clawz intoo hiz skin butted I get
da furz all str8 an purty-lookin. Hee wikes dat ann hee tellz mee dat
it feelz gud. I don't gnow bout dat grabbin wiff da teef ann pullin
hard. Dat mite be krewel.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

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Old April 16th 08, 07:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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menz hoominz senta be semsitif bowt sum of derz bodi purtz anna bodi hairz,
Stormmee, striking a VERY innocint poze
Samuel Redcat wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:01:43 -0500, Granby wrote:

Sammy, don u go gettink no kitty in troublez like dat. Itz not quite
delight dem squealz wif but, dey do squealz. Willow having done that

once
on da grambys son when him was nappink on da kouch.


[Trying hard to look innocent] Well, I figgered it must be squeals of
delight since him din't tell me to stop of nufing, him just petted me
while I pulled and pulled and pulled.

Sammy



 




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