Memorial Service For Chief Justicat Chester (RB)

Myineown clowder wud lik tu purrtcipate.
Ralph de Ralf


On Aug 26, 12:50 pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Does anykitty want to join us in holding a memorial service for Chief
Justicat Chester (RB)? Debby said that he'd been around a long time.
She remembers reading some of his posts to either rec.pets.cats or
early rec.pets.cats.community when she was still on the SEFLIN FreeNet
(i.e., in the mid-to-late 1990's).

Would Purresident Clarence be able to give a speech?

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, &
Miss Tina Marie

The Heafur clowder arrifes fur Chester'z memmorial service...

Booker, Chappy and Snowflake


Debby Hanoka wrote:
Does anykitty want to join us in holding a memorial service for Chief
Justicat Chester (RB)? Debby said that he'd been around a long time.
She remembers reading some of his posts to either rec.pets.cats or
early rec.pets.cats.community when she was still on the SEFLIN FreeNet
(i.e., in the mid-to-late 1990's).

Would Purresident Clarence be able to give a speech?

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, &
Miss Tina Marie

The nine Portercats arrive at the service, purring softly.



Debby Hanoka wrote:
Does anykitty want to join us in holding a memorial service for Chief
Justicat Chester (RB)? Debby said that he'd been around a long time.
She remembers reading some of his posts to either rec.pets.cats or
early rec.pets.cats.community when she was still on the SEFLIN FreeNet
(i.e., in the mid-to-late 1990's).

Would Purresident Clarence be able to give a speech?

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, &
Miss Tina Marie

He wuz a furry wize kittee.

Rebecca, solemnly

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:50:05 -0700 (PDT), Debby Hanoka
wrote:

Does anykitty want to join us in holding a memorial service for Chief
Justicat Chester (RB)? Debby said that he'd been around a long time.
She remembers reading some of his posts to either rec.pets.cats or
early rec.pets.cats.community when she was still on the SEFLIN FreeNet
(i.e., in the mid-to-late 1990's).

Would Purresident Clarence be able to give a speech?

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, &
Miss Tina Marie



These are wise words of Chester's from 1/5/2007

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Hi everykitty. I was really horrified to hear about the pet food
recall, especially since it was mostly cats who had died.

When I heard about it, knew I had to do something about it. So I
talked to Purrsident Clarence and he has approved my plan to work on
new laws for the humans to follow when they make our food.

I have a partial list of the new laws ready and I'd like your feedback
on them.

This part of the list is for pet food and animal feed manufacturers:

1. No products from China are to be used in pet food or animal feed.
2. No grains or products derived from grains are to be used in cat
food. A lot of cats seem to be allergic to grains and hurk their food
because of it.
3. All contaminated pet food is to be destroyed.
4. All food animals who have been given contaminated food are to be
isolated from the rest of the herd and tattooed so that they won't be
slaughtered for food for animals or humans. They will be allowed to
live out their lives.

This part of the list is for our humans:

1. The best food to feed a cat is a live mouse that we can hunt and
capture. Unless we are living in a place where breeding mice isn't
allowed, our humans should buy mice and start breeding them for us.
2. Our humans need to let us out so we can go hunting for mice,
squirrels, chipmunks and other small animals.
3. The next best food that I really love is raw chicken. If our
humans can't breed mice for us and can't or won't let us out to go
hunting, they will need to find a source of chicken that's safe for us
to eat raw. They can also do this with other small animals that they
can buy for their own food. They should find a good recipe for raw
food that has everything in it that we need to be healthy.
4. If our humans refuse to feed us raw food or if the cat doesn't like
raw food, the humans should cook for us. They can make good food for
us from all kinds of meat and they can find recipes for us.
5. If the humans can't cook for us or if the cats don't like food that
the humans cook for us, they should buy high quality pet food,
preferably a wet food that tastes good and doesn't have any of the
ingredients that make cats sick.

What do all of you kitties think of my new laws? Clarence said that
if most kitties like them that he'll sign them into law.

Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica

My howse will definitely be dere.

Rebecca

"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Does anykitty want to join us in holding a memorial service for Chief
Justicat Chester (RB)? Debby said that he'd been around a long time.
She remembers reading some of his posts to either rec.pets.cats or
early rec.pets.cats.community when she was still on the SEFLIN FreeNet
(i.e., in the mid-to-late 1990's).

Would Purresident Clarence be able to give a speech?

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, &
Miss Tina Marie

On Aug 26, 3:50*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Does anykitty want to join us in holding a memorial service for Chief
Justicat Chester (RB)? *Debby said that he'd been around a long time.
She remembers reading some of his posts to either rec.pets.cats or
early rec.pets.cats.community when she was still on the SEFLIN FreeNet
(i.e., in the mid-to-late 1990's).

Would Purresident Clarence be able to give a speech?

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, &
Miss Tina Marie

Weez heer fur da mempurrial serfis.

DaRennieKidz, da fosterz an Diana an Ryan

wrote:

On Aug 26, 3:50Â*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Does anykitty want to join us in holding a memorial service for Chief
Justicat Chester (RB)? Â*Debby said that he'd been around a long time.
She remembers reading some of his posts to either rec.pets.cats or
early rec.pets.cats.community when she was still on the SEFLIN FreeNet
(i.e., in the mid-to-late 1990's).

Would Purresident Clarence be able to give a speech?

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, &
Miss Tina Marie

Weez heer fur da mempurrial serfis.

DaRennieKidz, da fosterz an Diana an Ryan

Cinnamon gets off da bus and says, "I don't usually come on advenchurs, but
for Chester I decided tu come along and pay my respects."

--
Peace,
Fred
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email).

On Aug 27, 4:50*am, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Does anykitty want to join us in holding a memorial service for Chief
Justicat Chester (RB)? *Debby said that he'd been around a long time.
She remembers reading some of his posts to either rec.pets.cats or
early rec.pets.cats.community when she was still on the SEFLIN FreeNet
(i.e., in the mid-to-late 1990's).

Would Purresident Clarence be able to give a speech?

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, &
Miss Tina Marie

The transpurrter shimmers again and a vaguely round shorthaired tuxie
steps out and looks around.

Iz dis da playce fur da memorial fur Chief Justicat Chester? I izn't
late am I? It's a longlong ride frum Korea.

I didn't know Hizzonner, buttid Mine predicessor, Boogie da HarpurrCat
did.

MuShu joins da ofur kittiez, anna waits fur da serfiss to start. On
hiz way, he respectfully approaches Kitty Schottland. Excuse me,
Ma'am, buttid mine Meowmie wanted me to give you her love and tell you
she thinks of you often.

Respectfully Meowed,
MuShu da Magnificent (anna hiz Meowmie Shado)

Kownt uz Batson Cats in furr thuh servus.

Mattie, Petey, Max and Boo


"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Does anykitty want to join us in holding a memorial service for Chief
Justicat Chester (RB)? Debby said that he'd been around a long time.
She remembers reading some of his posts to either rec.pets.cats or
early rec.pets.cats.community when she was still on the SEFLIN FreeNet
(i.e., in the mid-to-late 1990's).

Would Purresident Clarence be able to give a speech?

Respectfully meowed,
Kitty Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, &
Miss Tina Marie

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:19:11 -0500, Granby wrote:

A porter twinkles and O T, Miz Piglet and Willow step out. Lewi will be
along with his wifekitty later. O T leans over to Piglet and whispers
"my gudnez, I neffer saw dat jeep fingy go dat slow." Pigles turns to
him and says, "Hush, that is showing respect for where we are." "Will in

[The teleporter twinkles again, and a line of cats emerge. Cleopatra
leads the procession, wearing a black band around her neck. She is
followed by Amelia, also wearing a black band. Tabitha comes next, her
long black fur freshly brushed and groomed. Samuel wears a black band
around his tail, as does Harri Roadcat. Ranger Greykitten brings up the
rear, for a change behaving in a solemn, dignified manner. They take
their places with the other kitties.]