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TV hangs back a bit to let cleopatra work her majic but stays jus close enough to step in if his lady cat is threatened or one of those boycats gets too fresh, That wuz very smart, TV, smooches cleo as she returns to the table Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message ... Meow, kittiez. I couldn't help but overhear your cat-ver-sation. Do you want me to investi-cat-e? Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper Thank you, Capt Midnight! I think that would be an excellent idea. In fact, there they are at that dark table in the corner of the bar car. Hmmm... I have an idea. [Cleo sees that all 6 of the strange cats have empty bottles of nip-beer in front of them. She leans over the bar and whispers to the bartender, who gives her a tray with 6 fresh nip-beers. She carries them over to the table with the strange cats.] Meow, kitties. I'm Cleopatra, and I'm with the group that has the last 3 passenger cars. You're about the only kitties in this car that I don't know so I thought I would introduce myself. And since it looks like you're all out of nip-beer, I brought you all fresh drinks. [The closest cat, the largest and apparent leader of the group, replies] "Well thank you awfully greatly, fine kitty. We appreciates the generousness of your gesture. Mine name is Hank, and deze are mine coworkers." Welcome, Hank and coworkers. We're riding all the way to Istanbul on holiday. Are you kitties also on holiday? "No, maam, wez workin. Wez quality inspectitators for a company dat sells high-quality cat litter. We'z got a really bigbig shipment of our absolute finest high-quality stuff, some stuff called bemtomnite, dat we'z shipping to a brand new customer, and dey sent usn's along to reinspect da stuff when itz delivered. Gots to keep da custmers happy, you knowz." Oh, I've heard of that stuff. That's the kind of clay that the best cat litter is made of, isn't it? Boy, being premium stuff I'll bet that you guys just dig up the bentonite, break into little pieces, and then bag it up without any perfumes or fillers, huh? I'll bet that freshly ground stuff feels really wonderful on the paws... [The two well-dressed kitties, sitting next to the window, both start to speak but get hushed by the other kitties. The leader gives them both a very threatening glare.] "Yes, maam, it surely do. Dat's da real good stuff." Well, welcome again, and enjoy the trip. Here, let me take your empty bottles away. [She puts the empty bottles on the tray, picking each one up with her claw-tips only. She then returns the tray to the bar. Before the bartender returns, though, she turns her back to the strange kitties , picks up each bottle in turn, and places the bottles in individual paper bags. She then whispers to the bartender again, who places the bagged bottles in a cardboard carton and takes it behind the bar.] Capt. Midnight, the bartender will have that box of bottles delivered to your stateroom. That will allow you to get pawprints off the bottles, and maybe see if Interpol-Cat has any records on those kitties. I think you'll also find that the two well-dressed kitties are truly what they claim to be, but the others are imposters. Cleopatra |
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soft callz dem stuffed mushroomz, dey haz crabmeat cheeze anna onez fur kitties haz nip instead of parsley, OEJ ShortTail Tom wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: munchiez iz a gud thin' You wantsa a bit of diz here 'shroomy thin wif crabmeat init? OEJ Ummm, 'shroomy fing? If you likez it, den absofurrlutely! STTom |
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soft callz dem stuffed mushroomz, dey haz crabmeat cheeze anna onez fur kitties haz nip instead of parsley, OEJ ShortTail Tom wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: munchiez iz a gud thin' You wantsa a bit of diz here 'shroomy thin wif crabmeat init? OEJ Ummm, 'shroomy fing? If you likez it, den absofurrlutely! STTom |
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Miss Violette wrote:
TV hangs back a bit to let cleopatra work her majic but stays jus close enough to step in if his lady cat is threatened or one of those boycats gets too fresh, That wuz very smart, TV, smooches cleo as she returns to the table [smooch] Thank you, my strong, handsome wink. Not to worry, I wouldn't have even dreamed of approaching those kitties if I didn't know that my big, strong wink was standing by to keep me safe. Now, how about a nice nip champagne? [Signals the bartender] Cleo |
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Miss Violette wrote:
TV hangs back a bit to let cleopatra work her majic but stays jus close enough to step in if his lady cat is threatened or one of those boycats gets too fresh, That wuz very smart, TV, smooches cleo as she returns to the table [smooch] Thank you, my strong, handsome wink. Not to worry, I wouldn't have even dreamed of approaching those kitties if I didn't know that my big, strong wink was standing by to keep me safe. Now, how about a nice nip champagne? [Signals the bartender] Cleo |
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Capt. Midnight, the bartender will have that box of bottles delivered to
your stateroom. That will allow you to get pawprints off the bottles, and maybe see if Interpol-Cat has any records on those kitties. I think you'll also find that the two well-dressed kitties are truly what they claim to be, but the others are imposters. Cleopatra How do you know dat dey are imposterers? And how do you know dat two ub dem aren't? Is dat jus kitty in-too-ishun? Sammy |
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Capt. Midnight, the bartender will have that box of bottles delivered to
your stateroom. That will allow you to get pawprints off the bottles, and maybe see if Interpol-Cat has any records on those kitties. I think you'll also find that the two well-dressed kitties are truly what they claim to be, but the others are imposters. Cleopatra How do you know dat dey are imposterers? And how do you know dat two ub dem aren't? Is dat jus kitty in-too-ishun? Sammy |
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dat wuuld be Nize, anna how'bout some crabbycakez, TV Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: TV hangs back a bit to let cleopatra work her majic but stays jus close enough to step in if his lady cat is threatened or one of those boycats gets too fresh, That wuz very smart, TV, smooches cleo as she returns to the table [smooch] Thank you, my strong, handsome wink. Not to worry, I wouldn't have even dreamed of approaching those kitties if I didn't know that my big, strong wink was standing by to keep me safe. Now, how about a nice nip champagne? [Signals the bartender] Cleo |
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dat wuuld be Nize, anna how'bout some crabbycakez, TV Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: TV hangs back a bit to let cleopatra work her majic but stays jus close enough to step in if his lady cat is threatened or one of those boycats gets too fresh, That wuz very smart, TV, smooches cleo as she returns to the table [smooch] Thank you, my strong, handsome wink. Not to worry, I wouldn't have even dreamed of approaching those kitties if I didn't know that my big, strong wink was standing by to keep me safe. Now, how about a nice nip champagne? [Signals the bartender] Cleo |
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Miss Violette wrote:
dat wuuld be Nize, anna how'bout some crabbycakez, TV Oh, yummm! That's an excellent idea. [Cleo trots to the dining car and returns in a moment with a serving tray loaded with crab cakes, grilled salmon, and tuna rolls.] Here we are, my love - crabbycakes and some other goodies to go with them. [She settles down next to TV and starts grooming his face while purring up a storm.] Cleo |
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