Awl Aboard! Orient Eggspress

Fangu, Cleopatra. I'll be leaving my mineownselves. If a
bunch of us leave together, it might tip off the impostors.

Um, where is my stateroom, anyway?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

We still have a lot of unclaimed staterooms, so you can take your pick.
There are two second-class sleeper cars between this car and our
Community cars. Miss Tabitha, would you be so good as to show Capt.
Midnight to the Community cars, so he can claim a sleeper room for himself?

Cleopatra

Fangu, Cleopatra. I'll be leaving my mineownselves. If a bunch of
us leave together, it might tip off the impostors.

Um, where is my stateroom, anyway?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat


We still have a lot of unclaimed staterooms, so you can take your pick.
There are two second-class sleeper cars between this car and our
Community cars. Miss Tabitha, would you be so good as to show Capt.
Midnight to the Community cars, so he can claim a sleeper room for himself?

Cleopatra

On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 05:52:15 -0800, Harri wrote:

turns to waiter Waiter, would you please bring this young ladycat a
Skwirly Temple and a kitten-snak-plate? Perhaps some turkeybird, some
shrimpees and a crabby-cake. Anything else, Harri?

I fink maybe Iz would like a liddle bit of toona, too.

OK, Harri. Waiter, ass a grilled tuna steak to that, s'il vous plait!

It luks like you'ze in gud hands wif deselady-cats an your big broffur. Do
you kno dat dere's a car wif a glass bubble on da top wif kitty-cushions so
dat you can watch da Owt go by?

[Eye go wide] Really!!?? I'll bet I could watch all dat wifout even
haffin to be scared by da cars and bigtrucks and peoples!

You sure could! When you're ready, just get me and I'll take you to the
dome, OK?

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
12/15/2004 10:42:57 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 10:44:34 -0500, Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:

OK, Harri. Waiter, ass a grilled tuna steak to that, s'il vous plait!


Hooman Sekrateriez! Datz "add", not "ass". Boy o boy, I'd fire dat furless
one if it wazn't Kissamouse!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
12/15/2004 12:26:32 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message
...
you duzint 'spoze dey iz hijakin da clay duz you TV, who would NOT like
his
litter held hostage

That's sure possible! While we were walking around I noticed that there
are a lot of boxcars on the back end of the train. I thought that
strange, since this train normally pulls only passenger cars. So there
could potentially be LOTS of litter to hijack!

I guess we'll have to see what Capt. Midnight turns up.

Cleo
I sure iz glad he iz good at hizown purfessun, TV

Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message
...
Tiger goes to table where TV is and holdz chair for his ladycat... I
ordered
uses some drinks anna That platter of samplez wuz so gud I gotted da xty
large fur da fur of uses ta share, I hope dat iz ok wif you kittyz?
Tiger,
wonnerin why da hooman typed chair 'stead of kushin like he dicated

Welcome, you two! That sample platter looks very good. TV, would you
like one of those shrimpies, maybe dipped in nip sauce?

Cleo
holding a shrimp out for TV

I sure wuuld, TV snagz the shrimpee, anna pickz up a crabcake to feed to
cleopatra,,, Duz you wantz oyster sauze wif nip or duz you want cream cheeze
wif nip? or juz plan nip ta roll itself in? TV

TV who has been pourin wine stops when he is done and wisperz ta clea... He
takes out a mini porter, disappearz...
in their stateroom he emptiez hiz bakpak of impurtant things liketickets and
keyz and other thingz he wuz carrying fur cleopatra. ... he runz arownd da
rum putting efurthin in that he and clopatra duz not nead...

He hits the porter button agin and appearz in front of BK and Trudi,

I figured ifin you two wuz goin to da dome kar, diz might hep you... itsa
minez majik bak pak, as you know Trudi, it holdz whatefur you need it to
anna iz alawyz light ta carry.... ifin ofur kittyz wantsa gif you stuffz juz
rop it in der... I set it to rganize 'stead of last in last out, diz will
'low you anna BK to say whatz you wantz, wait juz a sekond and itself willz
pop to da top ifin what you wantz iz in der, anna ifin der iz somfin cloze
but not what you wantz it willz pop dat up instead, TV... he disapears from
Trudi, and BK kuz dey was sittin really close togefur and reappears at hiz
table,... Itsa done mine lof, anna he turnz to tabatha and tellz it all to
her... I iz hungry furm alla dat, iz der any more of doze shrimpeez? TV
settling back to the table
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
you iz right ofcourz, dey iz onliest keepable kuz dey iz kinda cute.
anna
dey ownz da canopenier. Capt. Midnight will do a good job of finin out
whatz up wif doze kittyz. Duz you supoze dat Trudi anna BK shuld go to
dat
bubble car ta luk fur kittyz ta gif prezziez to? Tiger, passin arownd
da
platez fur the platter

Oh, datz a eggzelent idearment! I can efen go wif her to help her look.
An I'z purty sure I heard about some kitty famblies libing around da
train station in Dijon so we could get stuffz to dem when we make our
first station stop.

Tabitha

Miss Violette wrote:

TV who has been pourin wine stops when he is done and wisperz ta clea... He
takes out a mini porter, disappearz...
in their stateroom he emptiez hiz bakpak of impurtant things liketickets and
keyz and other thingz he wuz carrying fur cleopatra. ... he runz arownd da
rum putting efurthin in that he and clopatra duz not nead...

He hits the porter button agin and appearz in front of BK and Trudi,

I figured ifin you two wuz goin to da dome kar, diz might hep you... itsa
minez majik bak pak, as you know Trudi, it holdz whatefur you need it to
anna iz alawyz light ta carry.... ifin ofur kittyz wantsa gif you stuffz juz
rop it in der... I set it to rganize 'stead of last in last out, diz will
'low you anna BK to say whatz you wantz, wait juz a sekond and itself willz
pop to da top ifin what you wantz iz in der, anna ifin der iz somfin cloze
but not what you wantz it willz pop dat up instead, TV... he disapears from
Trudi, and BK kuz dey was sittin really close togefur and reappears at hiz
table,... Itsa done mine lof, anna he turnz to tabatha and tellz it all to
her... I iz hungry furm alla dat, iz der any more of doze shrimpeez? TV
settling back to the table

TV, that's so generous of you! [Wipes happy tears from her eyes and
gives TV a big smooch]

Here, Tabitha, sit with us. I'll be right back.
[Cleo disappears, returns shortly with a plate full of shrimpies with
nip sauce and cocktail sauce]

Here, Tabitha and TV, here are some goodies.

CLeopatra
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...

you iz right ofcourz, dey iz onliest keepable kuz dey iz kinda cute.

anna

dey ownz da canopenier. Capt. Midnight will do a good job of finin out
whatz up wif doze kittyz. Duz you supoze dat Trudi anna BK shuld go to

dat

bubble car ta luk fur kittyz ta gif prezziez to? Tiger, passin arownd

da

platez fur the platter

Oh, datz a eggzelent idearment! I can efen go wif her to help her look.
An I'z purty sure I heard about some kitty famblies libing around da
train station in Dijon so we could get stuffz to dem when we make our
first station stop.

Tabitha

I sure wuuld, TV snagz the shrimpee, anna pickz up a crabcake to feed to
cleopatra,,, Duz you wantz oyster sauze wif nip or duz you want cream cheeze
wif nip? or juz plan nip ta roll itself in? TV

You got us OYSTER SAUCE??!! Yes, in oyster sauce, please!!!

Cleopatra
purring and mouth watering

Fangu, Cleopatra. I'll be leaving my mineownselves. If a
bunch of us leave together, it might tip off the
impostors.

Um, where is my stateroom, anyway?

We still have a lot of unclaimed staterooms, so you can take
your pick. There are two second-class sleeper cars between
this car and our Community cars. Miss Tabitha, would you be
so good as to show Capt. Midnight to the Community cars, so
he can claim a sleeper room for himself?

Fangu. Has all my equipment teleported in from the CPD
Headquarters yet?

Capt. Midnight