TED is EVIL

Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This
afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a
Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along with the birthday
greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a free BATH! That may not
sound too bad, I get bathes from my Momma Little Bit all time time,
and sometimes even from Spot. But Momma went for a "complimentary"
bath once and says the TED means a hoomin bath - one where they get
you all weet and it days days to get your fur to lay down right.

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free
or otherwise

--
Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Spot
with loving memories of Rocky (RB)

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Steve Touchstone wrote:
Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This
afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a
Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along with the birthday
greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a free BATH! That may not
sound too bad, I get bathes from my Momma Little Bit all time time,
and sometimes even from Spot. But Momma went for a "complimentary"
bath once and says the TED means a hoomin bath - one where they get
you all weet and it days days to get your fur to lay down right.

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free
or otherwise

Aww, poor Sammy. Hope you don't get your bath. And Hoppy Purrday!

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Happy Purr-day Sammy!

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"Steve Touchstone" wrote in message
...
Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This
afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a
Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along with the birthday
greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a free BATH! That may not
sound too bad, I get bathes from my Momma Little Bit all time time,
and sometimes even from Spot. But Momma went for a "complimentary"
bath once and says the TED means a hoomin bath - one where they get
you all weet and it days days to get your fur to lay down right.

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free
or otherwise

--
Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Spot
with loving memories of Rocky (RB)

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"Steve Touchstone" wrote in message
...
Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This
afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a
Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along with the birthday
greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a free BATH! That may not
sound too bad, I get bathes from my Momma Little Bit all time time,
and sometimes even from Spot. But Momma went for a "complimentary"
bath once and says the TED means a hoomin bath - one where they get
you all weet and it days days to get your fur to lay down right.

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free
or otherwise


Teti says he wouldn't have accepted the offer, just because he gets bathed
enough by following me in the shower every day to make sure the water runs
correctly down the drain.

Tinùviel just shook her head and went off to groom herself for the evening.
She claims that with such a perfect built-in sponge and brush, she doesn't
need water to help her.

They both wonder if the bath offer really was intended for Steve himself...

Hans

Steve Touchstone wrote:

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free
or otherwise

But Sammy, it's called "complimentary" because of all the nice
things people will say about how good you look with your fur all
clean and spiffy.


--

Wayne M
(indulged by Will and Heidi)

"Steve Touchstone" wrote in message
...
Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This
afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a
Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along with the birthday
greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a free BATH! That may not
sound too bad, I get bathes from my Momma Little Bit all time time,
and sometimes even from Spot. But Momma went for a "complimentary"
bath once and says the TED means a hoomin bath - one where they get
you all weet and it days days to get your fur to lay down right.

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free
or otherwise


Sammy, we say yore Ted is mad. Is dis sum sort of fashun fing in Amerika
for kitties to get dem baffs just laitly? We fink it very stoopid ennyway.
Tell yore paw yoo not going. Kitties don't need baffs unless dey fell in
sumfin nasty we say.

KFC & BF
(united on something for once..)

Happy Birthday Sammy. Free or not, tell your slave you don't want the bath.
Samwise Kitty

--
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"Steve Touchstone" wrote in message
...
Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This
afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a
Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along with the birthday
greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a free BATH! That may not
sound too bad, I get bathes from my Momma Little Bit all time time,
and sometimes even from Spot. But Momma went for a "complimentary"
bath once and says the TED means a hoomin bath - one where they get
you all weet and it days days to get your fur to lay down right.

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free
or otherwise

--
Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Spot
with loving memories of Rocky (RB)

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Steve Touchstone wrote:

Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This
afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a
Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along with the birthday
greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a free BATH! That may not
sound too bad, I get bathes from my Momma Little Bit all time time,
and sometimes even from Spot. But Momma went for a "complimentary"
bath once and says the TED means a hoomin bath - one where they get
you all weet and it days days to get your fur to lay down right.

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free
or otherwise

Luckily my TED does not give baths - at least not free ones!
Hopefully you won't get your bath, Sammy, (since every cat knows how to
bathe her/himself)
Soncek

On Wed 11 Jan 2006 01:15:24a, Steve Touchstone wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
):

Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL
Doctor. This afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he
said I had a Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along
with the birthday greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a
free BATH! That may not sound too bad, I get bathes from my
Momma Little Bit all time time, and sometimes even from Spot.
But Momma went for a "complimentary" bath once and says the TED
means a hoomin bath - one where they get you all weet and it
days days to get your fur to lay down right.

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath -
free or otherwise


I loved the line about getting baths from Momma Little Bit.

--
Cheryl

"Steve Touchstone" wrote in message
...
Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This
afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a
Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along with the birthday
greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a free BATH! That may not
sound too bad, I get bathes from my Momma Little Bit all time time,
and sometimes even from Spot. But Momma went for a "complimentary"
bath once and says the TED means a hoomin bath - one where they get
you all weet and it days days to get your fur to lay down right.

Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free
or otherwise

--
Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Spot
with loving memories of Rocky (RB)

Happy purr-day, Sammy. Hope you got lots of treats.
Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe