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It's called FISH food for a reason!
As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse
anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) and in the evening they get some flake and pellets for the bottom-feeders. I prepare the mix of dry foods in advance and put it in those pill containers that have one container for each day of the week. I keep them on the kitchen counter, right against the fridge. Well, last night *somebody* decided they wanted to try the fish food and somehow managed to push the container over the counter, so that when it fell on the floor, it opened and spread its contents all over the kitchen floor. There were three guilty parties feasting on the fish food, plus one that ran away when he heard me coming. I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a nice snack. -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 23:21:49 GMT, Victor Martinez
wrote: As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) and in the evening they get some flake and pellets for the bottom-feeders. I prepare the mix of dry foods in advance and put it in those pill containers that have one container for each day of the week. I keep them on the kitchen counter, right against the fridge. Well, last night *somebody* decided they wanted to try the fish food and somehow managed to push the container over the counter, so that when it fell on the floor, it opened and spread its contents all over the kitchen floor. There were three guilty parties feasting on the fish food, plus one that ran away when he heard me coming. I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a nice snack. A doctor I know has three cats and one of them has figured out how to open the refrigerator, but he isn't sure which one does it. MLB |
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On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 23:21:49 GMT, Victor Martinez
wrote: As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) snip I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a nice snack. Britta mentioned once in that fish sauce thread that there are Thai foods that incorporate brine shrimp, so they must be pretty yummy to us mammals, too. m. L. Briggs wrote: A doctor I know has three cats and one of them has figured out how to open the refrigerator, but he isn't sure which one does it. MLB This is an easy problem to solve. What the doc should do is put an increasing number of full soda bottles in the shelf in the refrigerator door, so that the door acquires more inertia, and hence becomes more difficult to open. When all the shelves are full, check the cats. The one with the largest biceps is the culprit. |
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On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 19:50:47 -0500, Takayuki
wrote: On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 23:21:49 GMT, Victor Martinez wrote: As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) snip I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a nice snack. Britta mentioned once in that fish sauce thread that there are Thai foods that incorporate brine shrimp, so they must be pretty yummy to us mammals, too. m. L. Briggs wrote: A doctor I know has three cats and one of them has figured out how to open the refrigerator, but he isn't sure which one does it. MLB This is an easy problem to solve. What the doc should do is put an increasing number of full soda bottles in the shelf in the refrigerator door, so that the door acquires more inertia, and hence becomes more difficult to open. When all the shelves are full, check the cats. The one with the largest biceps is the culprit. Very clever! |
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) and in the evening they get some flake and pellets for the bottom-feeders. I prepare the mix of dry foods in advance and put it in those pill containers that have one container for each day of the week. I keep them on the kitchen counter, right against the fridge. Well, last night *somebody* decided they wanted to try the fish food and somehow managed to push the container over the counter, so that when it fell on the floor, it opened and spread its contents all over the kitchen floor. There were three guilty parties feasting on the fish food, plus one that ran away when he heard me coming. I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a nice snack. -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he Oh, ick, how funny, though, Victor! Christine |
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... As your know, we keep fish to entertain the cats. That's the excuse anyway. Well, I feed the fish twice a day, in the morning they get frozen foods (bloodworms, brine shrimp, and assorted other yummies) and in the evening they get some flake and pellets for the bottom-feeders. I prepare the mix of dry foods in advance and put it in those pill containers that have one container for each day of the week. I keep them on the kitchen counter, right against the fridge. Well, last night *somebody* decided they wanted to try the fish food and somehow managed to push the container over the counter, so that when it fell on the floor, it opened and spread its contents all over the kitchen floor. There were three guilty parties feasting on the fish food, plus one that ran away when he heard me coming. I keep telling them it's for the fishies, but they think it makes for a nice snack. LOL Maybe they think *fish food* means *made of* instead of *for*???? That would explain their love of fish food. -- The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)© http://www.geocities.com/the_magic_mood_jeep/ http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep |
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Takayuki wrote in on 02 Jan
2004: m. L. Briggs wrote: A doctor I know has three cats and one of them has figured out how to open the refrigerator, but he isn't sure which one does it. MLB This is an easy problem to solve. What the doc should do is put an increasing number of full soda bottles in the shelf in the refrigerator door, so that the door acquires more inertia, and hence becomes more difficult to open. When all the shelves are full, check the cats. The one with the largest biceps is the culprit. LOL -- Cheryl I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy. Ow. Bad Squishy. - Dori |
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