I fink I was insulted!

I fink dat I'z might haf been insulted, but since I'z kinda new to lifin
wif hoomins figgered I ought to ask you kittiez.

We'z gotz dangly toys hanging from most of da doorknobs in da howze. Da
udder morning I was minding mineown bizness, hangin from da bafroom
doorknob wif mine front paws and kicking da dangly toy wif mine back paws.
Paw walked by and laughed, den he called Meowmie and said "look, it's a
Monley Cat".

Now, I know dat hoomins call each udder by silly pet names, and dey call
us kitties by silly names too. But I wonder if dis "Monkey Cat" is a
affectionate pet name or if dey is insulting me. Since den they call me
Monkey Cat once in a while, and I fink I'z being insulted.

What do you kitties fink? Do I need to do some ankle shredding?

Ranger

I fink dat I'z might haf been insulted, but since I'z kinda new to lifin
wif hoomins figgered I ought to ask you kittiez.

We'z gotz dangly toys hanging from most of da doorknobs in da howze. Da
udder morning I was minding mineown bizness, hangin from da bafroom
doorknob wif mine front paws and kicking da dangly toy wif mine back paws.
Paw walked by and laughed, den he called Meowmie and said "look, it's a
Monley Cat".

Now, I know dat hoomins call each udder by silly pet names, and dey call
us kitties by silly names too. But I wonder if dis "Monkey Cat" is a
affectionate pet name or if dey is insulting me. Since den they call me
Monkey Cat once in a while, and I fink I'z being insulted.

What do you kitties fink? Do I need to do some ankle shredding?

Ranger

I doesn't think yourownselves was insulted at all! It's a compliment as
to your acrobatic skills!

Sammy, what do you think?


Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

Well, I luks at it dis way: if hoomins duznt know awl da fings we kittees iz
capabul uv, why shud we feel bad if da onliest way dey kan deskribe sumfing
iz by kumparin ussez to sum udder aminal? It juss shows dere lak uv
maginashun an unnerstandin, if yoo askz me.

Sundance

"Ranger Greykitten Mahoney" wrote in message
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I fink dat I'z might haf been insulted, but since I'z kinda new to lifin
wif hoomins figgered I ought to ask you kittiez.

We'z gotz dangly toys hanging from most of da doorknobs in da howze. Da
udder morning I was minding mineown bizness, hangin from da bafroom
doorknob wif mine front paws and kicking da dangly toy wif mine back paws.
Paw walked by and laughed, den he called Meowmie and said "look, it's a
Monley Cat".

Now, I know dat hoomins call each udder by silly pet names, and dey call
us kitties by silly names too. But I wonder if dis "Monkey Cat" is a
affectionate pet name or if dey is insulting me. Since den they call me
Monkey Cat once in a while, and I fink I'z being insulted.

What do you kitties fink? Do I need to do some ankle shredding?

Ranger

I doesn't think yourownselves was insulted at all! It's a compliment as
to your acrobatic skills!

Sammy, what do you think?


Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

I fink you're right, mineown luf! Our hoomins is pretty quick to give us
funny names, but dat's just cuz dey luf us.

Sammy

I doesn't think yourownselves was insulted at all! It's a compliment
as to your acrobatic skills!

Sammy, what do you think?


Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

I fink you're right, mineown luf! Our hoomins is pretty quick to give us
funny names, but dat's just cuz dey luf us.

Sammy

GranMeowmie gave me an American Indian name, Lilith Whitefeet. I'ze
furry flattered. [Lifts white-mitted paw to wash face and whiskers]

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
aka Lilith Whitefeet

GranMeowmie gave me an American Indian name, Lilith Whitefeet. I'ze
furry flattered. [Lifts white-mitted paw to wash face and whiskers]

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
aka Lilith Whitefeet

And furry bootiful paws dey is, too!

Sammy

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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GranMeowmie gave me an American Indian name, Lilith Whitefeet. I'ze furry
flattered. [Lifts white-mitted paw to wash face and whiskers]

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
aka Lilith Whitefeet

Hmmmm. I wunnerz if we mite be relayted, cuz I haz white feetz, too. Maybe
dere wuz a anchent tribe ub Nativ Amerikin kittees wif white feetz, an we iz
desended frum dem.

Iz enneekittee innerestid in startin a white-footed kittee klub? We kud
tawk abowt da speshul needz an chalinjiz dat we face habbin to maintain owr
white furz.

Rebecca

no juz humor dem, hoomanz kant hep dersefz, Trudi, who knowz
Ranger Greykitten Mahoney wrote in message
news
I fink dat I'z might haf been insulted, but since I'z kinda new to lifin
wif hoomins figgered I ought to ask you kittiez.

We'z gotz dangly toys hanging from most of da doorknobs in da howze. Da
udder morning I was minding mineown bizness, hangin from da bafroom
doorknob wif mine front paws and kicking da dangly toy wif mine back paws.
Paw walked by and laughed, den he called Meowmie and said "look, it's a
Monley Cat".

Now, I know dat hoomins call each udder by silly pet names, and dey call
us kitties by silly names too. But I wonder if dis "Monkey Cat" is a
affectionate pet name or if dey is insulting me. Since den they call me
Monkey Cat once in a while, and I fink I'z being insulted.

What do you kitties fink? Do I need to do some ankle shredding?

Ranger

oh my I haz 4 white feetz, Trudi, tuxedo
Rebecca wrote in message
. ..
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
GranMeowmie gave me an American Indian name, Lilith Whitefeet. I'ze
furry
flattered. [Lifts white-mitted paw to wash face and whiskers]

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
aka Lilith Whitefeet

Hmmmm. I wunnerz if we mite be relayted, cuz I haz white feetz, too.
Maybe
dere wuz a anchent tribe ub Nativ Amerikin kittees wif white feetz, an we
iz
desended frum dem.

Iz enneekittee innerestid in startin a white-footed kittee klub? We kud
tawk abowt da speshul needz an chalinjiz dat we face habbin to maintain
owr
white furz.

Rebecca

GranMeowmie gave me an American Indian name, Lilith Whitefeet. I'ze
furry flattered. [Lifts white-mitted paw to wash face and whiskers]

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
aka Lilith Whitefeet


And furry bootiful paws dey is, too!

Sammy

[blush] Fangu, Sammy. Do you want to go somewhere and smurgle?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney Whitefeet