Liddlekatzen, Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffff

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffff!

Az yew all kno, we hav tu liddlekatzen here at da TFC now, da Ms.
Misty an da Ms. Chessie, da silly liddle bobtayle babiez, Hmmmmmfff!

Dey are giffin me heddakes an bozzermintz an not neerly enuf sleepz,
Hmmmmmfff!

Dey zoomz evfurrywher effen wen itz zo kloze dat it takez longer to
unzoom than to get whereffer it iz goin, Hmmmmmfff!.

Alzo dey eetz min fudz, dey eetz mine fudz!! Mommy getz da Purringa
Wun dry-krunch SeeniorKat fudz fur me cuz I iz da seenior kat here.
An Mommy getz da Purringa Wun KittenKat fudz fur da liddlekatzen cuz
dey iz ztill moszly kittenz. But dey likez mine fudz better dan da
KittenKat fudz zo dey eetz alla mine fudz firzt and den eetz alla
deyre fudz zo wen I comz in frum da owt alla mine fudz iz gone,
Hmmmmmfff!.

Alzo, mebbe cuz dey iz da 'Merikan Boptayle kinda katzen dey likez to
play wif wadderz, in da howse! I likez wadderz in da owt cuz datz iz
were da froggitz an zalamanderz iz to find but wadder in da howse iz
juzt fur drinking. But no, not fur deze liddlekatzen! Dey each and
bof likes to pat-paddle at da ripplez in da wadderdizh and wat iz doez
is splazhin da wadderz all offur da flor zo dat wen I gowz to get a
drink itz iz gettin mine feetz all wetz, wich wud be hokay owtside in
da owt but iz nott hokay inna da howse, Hmmmmmfff!.

An dey iz allwayz makin da klippetty-klop an hippetty-bopp at alla da
darktimez in da nite an dark morning wen iz spozed tu being sleepz
timez. Dat Chessie playz wif da tennizball or dat Misty playz wif da
ball-stuk-in-da-round-trak fingie or dey boff playz chase-da-sisfur
all arownd da howse, Hmmmmmfff!.

Itz a bozzerment iz wat it iz, it iz.

Hizz an hmmff,
Mr. GT


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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

Hi diz iz Miz Piglett. I kno it iz hardz but u hazta be patientz wiff dem.
Soon, dem will grow outof da bitty stage and dey pay tension an learnz from
u what to do. I kno it iz hard, I had O T and Willow kom at da samez timez
and I nearlie went krazy but fings will getz bedder, honest dem will.
Piglett wishing she could make them understand that time will help this
situation.
"The Fur Conspiracy" wrote in message
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffff!

Az yew all kno, we hav tu liddlekatzen here at da TFC now, da Ms.
Misty an da Ms. Chessie, da silly liddle bobtayle babiez, Hmmmmmfff!

Dey are giffin me heddakes an bozzermintz an not neerly enuf sleepz,
Hmmmmmfff!

Dey zoomz evfurrywher effen wen itz zo kloze dat it takez longer to
unzoom than to get whereffer it iz goin, Hmmmmmfff!.

Alzo dey eetz min fudz, dey eetz mine fudz!! Mommy getz da Purringa
Wun dry-krunch SeeniorKat fudz fur me cuz I iz da seenior kat here.
An Mommy getz da Purringa Wun KittenKat fudz fur da liddlekatzen cuz
dey iz ztill moszly kittenz. But dey likez mine fudz better dan da
KittenKat fudz zo dey eetz alla mine fudz firzt and den eetz alla
deyre fudz zo wen I comz in frum da owt alla mine fudz iz gone,
Hmmmmmfff!.

Alzo, mebbe cuz dey iz da 'Merikan Boptayle kinda katzen dey likez to
play wif wadderz, in da howse! I likez wadderz in da owt cuz datz iz
were da froggitz an zalamanderz iz to find but wadder in da howse iz
juzt fur drinking. But no, not fur deze liddlekatzen! Dey each and
bof likes to pat-paddle at da ripplez in da wadderdizh and wat iz doez
is splazhin da wadderz all offur da flor zo dat wen I gowz to get a
drink itz iz gettin mine feetz all wetz, wich wud be hokay owtside in
da owt but iz nott hokay inna da howse, Hmmmmmfff!.

An dey iz allwayz makin da klippetty-klop an hippetty-bopp at alla da
darktimez in da nite an dark morning wen iz spozed tu being sleepz
timez. Dat Chessie playz wif da tennizball or dat Misty playz wif da
ball-stuk-in-da-round-trak fingie or dey boff playz chase-da-sisfur
all arownd da howse, Hmmmmmfff!.

Itz a bozzerment iz wat it iz, it iz.

Hizz an hmmff,
Mr. GT


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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

i feelz yourown pain, diz iz storrmmee furn da furzt day her wuz lowed inna
lose to diz beri day anna diz wuz fife yearz ago... Barbi onlezt hazt two
speedz, statue still anna warp drife... i kan see dat da mizz violette wuz
muc smurter dan minesuf, she sended harri to unca dan anna tonibenit to a
nize hoomin named bill... i shulda did diz wif barbi anna storrmmee, but i
wuz bein nize... i haz noted diz anna der iza policee change no more mr nize
kitty, Tiger
"The Fur Conspiracy" wrote in message
...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffff!

Az yew all kno, we hav tu liddlekatzen here at da TFC now, da Ms.
Misty an da Ms. Chessie, da silly liddle bobtayle babiez, Hmmmmmfff!

Dey are giffin me heddakes an bozzermintz an not neerly enuf sleepz,
Hmmmmmfff!

Dey zoomz evfurrywher effen wen itz zo kloze dat it takez longer to
unzoom than to get whereffer it iz goin, Hmmmmmfff!.

Alzo dey eetz min fudz, dey eetz mine fudz!! Mommy getz da Purringa
Wun dry-krunch SeeniorKat fudz fur me cuz I iz da seenior kat here.
An Mommy getz da Purringa Wun KittenKat fudz fur da liddlekatzen cuz
dey iz ztill moszly kittenz. But dey likez mine fudz better dan da
KittenKat fudz zo dey eetz alla mine fudz firzt and den eetz alla
deyre fudz zo wen I comz in frum da owt alla mine fudz iz gone,
Hmmmmmfff!.

Alzo, mebbe cuz dey iz da 'Merikan Boptayle kinda katzen dey likez to
play wif wadderz, in da howse! I likez wadderz in da owt cuz datz iz
were da froggitz an zalamanderz iz to find but wadder in da howse iz
juzt fur drinking. But no, not fur deze liddlekatzen! Dey each and
bof likes to pat-paddle at da ripplez in da wadderdizh and wat iz doez
is splazhin da wadderz all offur da flor zo dat wen I gowz to get a
drink itz iz gettin mine feetz all wetz, wich wud be hokay owtside in
da owt but iz nott hokay inna da howse, Hmmmmmfff!.

An dey iz allwayz makin da klippetty-klop an hippetty-bopp at alla da
darktimez in da nite an dark morning wen iz spozed tu being sleepz
timez. Dat Chessie playz wif da tennizball or dat Misty playz wif da
ball-stuk-in-da-round-trak fingie or dey boff playz chase-da-sisfur
all arownd da howse, Hmmmmmfff!.

Itz a bozzerment iz wat it iz, it iz.

Hizz an hmmff,
Mr. GT


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:50:23 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

i feelz yourown pain, diz iz storrmmee furn da furzt day her wuz lowed inna
lose to diz beri day anna diz wuz fife yearz ago... Barbi onlezt hazt two
speedz, statue still anna warp drife... i kan see dat da mizz violette wuz
muc smurter dan minesuf, she sended harri to unca dan anna tonibenit to a
nize hoomin named bill... i shulda did diz wif barbi anna storrmmee, but i
wuz bein nize... i haz noted diz anna der iza policee change no more mr nize
kitty, Tiger

Awww, my poor boycat! [smoochies] You just let dem
ofur catz know who da top cat iz!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/16/2010 7:21:34 PM

i duz mine bezt butted i realli duzint likta smak derown headz, butted diz
iz whut it takesta get da storrmmee'z tenshun... i alzo haz dopted mizz
violette
polici, az long az dey duzint tryta take mine spot onna cat tree, anna dey
mofez when i wantz fudz i iz purti 'greeable... butted i hadda smak oej fur
tryinta come inna lawndri rum litter box when i was xcatsiderin uzing it da
ofur day, Tiger, smoocheez bak
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:50:23 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

i feelz yourown pain, diz iz storrmmee furn da furzt day her wuz lowed
inna
lose to diz beri day anna diz wuz fife yearz ago... Barbi onlezt hazt two
speedz, statue still anna warp drife... i kan see dat da mizz violette
wuz
muc smurter dan minesuf, she sended harri to unca dan anna tonibenit to a
nize hoomin named bill... i shulda did diz wif barbi anna storrmmee, but
i
wuz bein nize... i haz noted diz anna der iza policee change no more mr
nize
kitty, Tiger

Awww, my poor boycat! [smoochies] You just let dem
ofur catz know who da top cat iz!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/16/2010 7:21:34 PM