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Haow Iz Yer Wethur??
Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth.
"Booker" wrote in message ... Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat. Booker Granby wrote: U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her fren. "Booker" wrote in message ... Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar cuddlesleep. Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum. Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun. Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae? Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz. PUUUUUURRZ Mosey Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor. On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da out properly. Booker Sylvia M wrote: Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday! Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh! Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze "Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message ... Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise. Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs.. Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew mine nise warm hoam... Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses.. Gotz sum potayto chyps tew. Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee?? Mosey |
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Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??
YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n
fluffy tew. Heer, tayke uh wook at usses... We iz tryin tew git deez tew Mme Anas syte Mosey (One of Anti Kyla's Qats (her favorite, so she tells me. http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site Hit 'photos' to see them/us "Granby" Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth. "Booker Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat. Booker Granby wrote: U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her fren. "Booker" Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar cuddlesleep. Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum. Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun. Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae? Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz. PUUUUUURRZ Mosey Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor. On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da out properly. Booker Sylvia M wrote: Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday! Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh! Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze "Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message ... Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise. Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs.. Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew mine nise warm hoam... Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses.. Gotz sum potayto chyps tew. Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee?? Mosey |
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Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??
Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty
bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say. I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent meen itz rite. Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly? Starfin Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n fluffy tew. Heer, tayke uh wook at usses... We iz tryin tew git deez tew Mme Anas syte Mosey (One of Anti Kyla's Qats (her favorite, so she tells me. http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site Hit 'photos' to see them/us "Granby" Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth. "Booker Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat. Booker Granby wrote: U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her fren. "Booker" Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar cuddlesleep. Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum. Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun. Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae? Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz. PUUUUUURRZ Mosey Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor. On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da out properly. Booker Sylvia M wrote: Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday! Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh! Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze "Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message ... Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise. Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs.. Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew mine nise warm hoam... Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses.. Gotz sum potayto chyps tew. Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee?? Mosey |
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Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??
Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say. I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent meen itz rite. Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly? Starfin Booker Anti Kyla uzes da keybord tew answur poor starfin Booker **Mosey glares at hur* Hi Booker, sweetie..scritch scritch scritch unner da chin..umkay..tell mee wy yoo had tew go tew TED n haow mutch dew yoo way sweetee? Awwwww..poor baybee.. Pookz wayz ulmust 20 powndz, but hee iz awl mussles, n Sqweex iz a fat kittee tew but hur iz awl furr...iffen yoo port offer heer, I kan gib yoo uh treet, butt been offerwayte izznt gud fur kitteez.. cuz we luffs yeew soo mutch.. Iiiiiiiii kneed tew go onna dyet tew cuz iam tew bigbig ..we kan go onna dyet tewgeffer iffen yoo wunt..I wike tew eet fudz dat r gnot gudgud fur mee eethur.. Haowzat saownd? Dietz sux,, dunt dey?? Fank yoo fur axing me fur dat hulp..awww Kan yoo put upp uh pixshur uff yoo? I wood wuff tew see yoo.. Heer r sum pixshuez uff da kitties hoo liv heer. http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site Hit 'photos' to see dem Luffs, n scritches Anti Kyla -- no moar erffqakez **givs keyboard bak tew Mosey** Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n fluffy tew. Mosey "Granby" Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth. "Booker Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat. Booker Granby wrote: U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her fren. "Booker" Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar cuddlesleep. Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum. Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun. Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae? Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz. PUUUUUURRZ Mosey Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor. On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da out properly. Booker Sylvia M wrote: Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday! Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh! Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze "Mosey "=^..^="" Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n sunnee n meowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise. Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs.. Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew mine nise warm hoam... Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses.. Gotz sum potayto chyps tew. Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee?? Mosey |
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Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??
deze ted iz too catcerned bowt wate, owrz sayz tv anna tiger iz too fluffly
anna dat barbi anna oej who usta be too fluffy iz now needin sum more wate, Trudi, who is juzt rite "Booker" wrote in message ... Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say. I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent meen itz rite. Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly? Starfin Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n fluffy tew. Heer, tayke uh wook at usses... We iz tryin tew git deez tew Mme Anas syte Mosey (One of Anti Kyla's Qats (her favorite, so she tells me. http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site Hit 'photos' to see them/us "Granby" Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth. "Booker Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat. Booker Granby wrote: U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her fren. "Booker" Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar cuddlesleep. Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum. Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun. Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae? Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz. PUUUUUURRZ Mosey Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor. On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da out properly. Booker Sylvia M wrote: Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday! Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh! Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze "Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message ... Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise. Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs.. Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew mine nise warm hoam... Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses.. Gotz sum potayto chyps tew. Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee?? Mosey |
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Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say. I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent meen itz rite. Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly? Starfin Booker Anti Kyla uzes da keybord tew answur poor starfin Booker **Mosey glares at hur* Hi Booker, sweetie..scritch scritch scritch unner da chin..umkay..tell mee wy yoo had tew go tew TED n haow mutch dew yoo way sweetee? Awwwww..poor baybee.. I wayed 16 beuutiful powndz. Dey tuk me to TED cuz ize was likken all my furz off an dat waznt so beuutiful. Pookz wayz ulmust 20 powndz, but hee iz awl mussles, n Sqweex iz a fat kittee tew but hur iz awl furr...iffen yoo port offer heer, I kan gib yoo uh treet, butt been offerwayte izznt gud fur kitteez.. cuz we luffs yeew soo mutch.. Iiiiiiiii kneed tew go onna dyet tew cuz iam tew bigbig ..we kan go onna dyet tewgeffer iffen yoo wunt..I wike tew eet fudz dat r gnot gudgud fur mee eethur.. Haowzat saownd? Dietz sux,, dunt dey?? Ize bin on a dyet. Ize now 14.5 powndz. Datz enuf. More fud. No more dyets. Fank yoo fur axing me fur dat hulp..awww Kan yoo put upp uh pixshur uff yoo? I wood wuff tew see yoo.. Ar sekretary wil tri to get a piktur of all my bootiful me up soon. Heer r sum pixshuez uff da kitties hoo liv heer. http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site Hit 'photos' to see dem Weze all blak an wite kittiez so weze fit in iffin yu gifs treetz. Luffs, n scritches Fangu. I gitz lots of smurgles an skritches. but not nuf fuds. Anti Kyla -- no moar erffqakez **givs keyboard bak tew Mosey** Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n fluffy tew. Mosey "Granby" Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth. "Booker Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat. Booker Granby wrote: U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her fren. "Booker" Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar cuddlesleep. Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum. Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun. Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae? Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz. PUUUUUURRZ Mosey Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor. On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da out properly. Booker Sylvia M wrote: Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday! Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh! Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze "Mosey "=^..^="" Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n sunnee n meowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise. Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs.. Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew mine nise warm hoam... Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses.. Gotz sum potayto chyps tew. Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee?? Mosey |
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Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??
TED is picky. I wanna eet!
Stormmee wrote: deze ted iz too catcerned bowt wate, owrz sayz tv anna tiger iz too fluffly anna dat barbi anna oej who usta be too fluffy iz now needin sum more wate, Trudi, who is juzt rite "Booker" wrote in message ... Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say. I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent meen itz rite. Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly? Starfin Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n fluffy tew. Heer, tayke uh wook at usses... We iz tryin tew git deez tew Mme Anas syte Mosey (One of Anti Kyla's Qats (her favorite, so she tells me. http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site Hit 'photos' to see them/us "Granby" Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth. "Booker Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat. Booker Granby wrote: U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her fren. "Booker" Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar cuddlesleep. Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum. Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun. Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae? Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz. PUUUUUURRZ Mosey Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor. On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da out properly. Booker Sylvia M wrote: Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday! Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh! Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze "Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message ... Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise. Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs.. Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew mine nise warm hoam... Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses.. Gotz sum potayto chyps tew. Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee?? Mosey |
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Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??
"Booker" Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say. I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent meen itz rite. Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly? Starfin Booker Anti Kyla uzes da keybord tew answur poor starfin Booker **Mosey glares at hur* Hi Booker, sweetie..scritch scritch scritch unner da chin..umkay..tell mee wy yoo had tew go tew TED n haow mutch dew yoo way sweetee? Awwwww..poor baybee.. I wayed 16 beuutiful powndz. Dey tuk me to TED cuz ize was likken all my furz off an dat waznt so beuutiful. oh ohhhhh..Pipps did dat tew n den got ovur et. Yoo umkay gnow? Yoo nead tw be umkay cuz yoo awl r iz gittin reddy tew go on un abenshure suesune. Pookz wayz ulmust 20 powndz, but hee iz awl mussles, n Sqweex iz a fat kittee tew but hur iz awl furr...iffen yoo port offer heer, I kan gib yoo uh treet, butt been offerwayte izznt gud fur kitteez.. cuz we luffs yeew soo mutch.. Iiiiiiiii kneed tew go onna dyet tew cuz iam tew bigbig ..we kan go onna dyet tewgeffer iffen yoo wunt..I wike tew eet fudz dat r gnot gudgud fur mee eethur.. Haowzat saownd? Dietz sux,, dunt dey?? Ize bin on a dyet. Ize now 14.5 powndz. Datz enuf. More fud. No more dyets. Umkay den sez Anti Kyla Fank yoo fur axing me fur dat hulp..awww Kan yoo put upp uh pixshur uff yoo? I wood wuff tew see yoo.. Ar sekretary wil tri to get a piktur of all my bootiful me up soon. I wud wike dat vury mutch. Heer r sum pixshuez uff da kitties hoo liv heer. http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site Hit 'photos' to see dem Weze all blak an wite kittiez so weze fit in iffin yu gifs treetz. Ohhhhh bwak n wite kittiez r sew kyoot..yoo jest kume over heer sweeetie I gotz lawtz ff nise treetz. Luffs, n scritches Fangu. I gitz lots of smurgles an skritches. but not nuf fuds. Wull, a liddle moar fudz unse en wh wile izznt uh bad fing.. jest wike hoominz nead uh treet tew. YeUP Luffs Anti Kyla **givz keyboard bak tew Mosey** Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n fluffy tew. Mosey "Granby" Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth. "Booker Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat. Booker Granby wrote: U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her fren. "Booker" Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar cuddlesleep. Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum. Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun. Booker Mosey "=^..^=" wrote: Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae? Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz. PUUUUUURRZ Mosey Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor. On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da out properly. Booker Sylvia M wrote: Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday! Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh! Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze "Mosey "=^..^="" Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n sunnee n meowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise. Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs.. Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew mine nise warm hoam... Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses.. Gotz sum potayto chyps tew. Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee?? Mosey |
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