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  #51  
Old March 18th 10, 08:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Posts: 10,742
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth.
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up
efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat.

Booker

Granby wrote:
U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her
fren.
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar
cuddlesleep.

Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum.
Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun.

Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae?
Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz.
PUUUUUURRZ
Mosey

Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze
bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect
da out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez
tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise
frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz
speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam,
but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it,
mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint
go in da Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo
tew mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex
to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet,
moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs
usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey




  #52  
Old March 18th 10, 09:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey \=^..^=\
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Posts: 90
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??

YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n
fluffy tew.
Heer, tayke uh wook at usses...
We iz tryin tew git deez tew Mme Anas syte
Mosey
(One of Anti Kyla's Qats (her favorite, so she tells me.
http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site
Hit 'photos' to see them/us




"Granby"
Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth.
"Booker


Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up
efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat.

Booker

Granby wrote:
U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her
fren.
"Booker"
Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar
cuddlesleep.

Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum.
Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun.

Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae?
Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz.
PUUUUUURRZ
Mosey

Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze
bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to
spect da out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez
tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise
frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz
speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam,
but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it,
mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii
dint go in da Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo
tew mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex
to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet,
moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs
usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey






  #53  
Old March 19th 10, 01:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,093
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??

Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty
bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of
fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey
say. I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate
duzent meen itz rite.

Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly?

Starfin Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n
fluffy tew.
Heer, tayke uh wook at usses...
We iz tryin tew git deez tew Mme Anas syte
Mosey
(One of Anti Kyla's Qats (her favorite, so she tells me.
http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site
Hit 'photos' to see them/us




"Granby"
Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth.
"Booker


Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up
efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat.

Booker

Granby wrote:
U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her
fren.
"Booker"
Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar
cuddlesleep.

Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum.
Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun.

Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae?
Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz.
PUUUUUURRZ
Mosey

Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze
bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to
spect da out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez
tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise
frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz
speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam,
but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it,
mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii
dint go in da Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo
tew mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex
to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet,
moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs
usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey




  #54  
Old March 19th 10, 03:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey \=^..^=\
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 90
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??


Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty
bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of
fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say.
I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent
meen itz rite.

Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly?

Starfin Booker


Anti Kyla uzes da keybord tew answur poor starfin Booker
**Mosey glares at hur*
Hi Booker, sweetie..scritch scritch scritch unner da chin..umkay..tell mee
wy yoo had tew go tew TED n haow mutch dew yoo way sweetee? Awwwww..poor
baybee..
Pookz wayz ulmust 20 powndz, but hee iz awl mussles, n Sqweex iz a fat
kittee
tew but hur iz awl furr...iffen yoo port offer heer, I kan gib yoo uh treet,
butt been offerwayte izznt gud fur kitteez.. cuz we luffs yeew soo mutch..
Iiiiiiiii kneed tew go onna dyet tew cuz iam tew bigbig ..we kan go onna
dyet tewgeffer iffen yoo wunt..I wike tew eet fudz dat r gnot gudgud fur mee
eethur..
Haowzat saownd? Dietz sux,, dunt dey??
Fank yoo fur axing me fur dat hulp..awww
Kan yoo put upp uh pixshur uff yoo? I wood wuff tew see yoo..
Heer r sum pixshuez uff da kitties hoo liv heer.
http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site
Hit 'photos' to see dem
Luffs, n scritches
Anti Kyla
-- no moar erffqakez
**givs keyboard bak tew Mosey**

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n
fluffy tew.
Mosey

"Granby"
Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth.
"Booker


Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up
efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat.

Booker

Granby wrote:
U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her
fren.
"Booker"
Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar
cuddlesleep.

Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum.
Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun.

Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae?
Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz.
PUUUUUURRZ
Mosey

Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze
bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway
floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to
spect da out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^=""
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez
tewdae n sunnee n meowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise
frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez
wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted
hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think
about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow,
nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo
tew mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown,
Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant
eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs
usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey




  #55  
Old March 19th 10, 06:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??

deze ted iz too catcerned bowt wate, owrz sayz tv anna tiger iz too fluffly
anna dat barbi anna oej who usta be too fluffy iz now needin sum more wate,
Trudi, who is juzt rite
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty bitty
bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of fudz. Ize
bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say. I want mi
wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent meen itz
rite.

Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly?

Starfin Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n
fluffy tew.
Heer, tayke uh wook at usses...
We iz tryin tew git deez tew Mme Anas syte
Mosey
(One of Anti Kyla's Qats (her favorite, so she tells me.
http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site
Hit 'photos' to see them/us




"Granby"
Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth.
"Booker


Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up
efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat.

Booker

Granby wrote:
U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her
fren.
"Booker"
Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar
cuddlesleep.

Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum.
Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun.

Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae?
Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz.
PUUUUUURRZ
Mosey

Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze
bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway
floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to
spect da out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez
tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise
frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez
wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted
hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think
about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow,
nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo
tew mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown,
Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant
eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs
usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey




  #56  
Old March 19th 10, 05:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,093
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??



Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty
bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of
fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say.
I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent
meen itz rite.

Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly?

Starfin Booker


Anti Kyla uzes da keybord tew answur poor starfin Booker
**Mosey glares at hur*
Hi Booker, sweetie..scritch scritch scritch unner da chin..umkay..tell mee
wy yoo had tew go tew TED n haow mutch dew yoo way sweetee? Awwwww..poor
baybee..


I wayed 16 beuutiful powndz. Dey tuk me to TED cuz ize was likken all my
furz off an dat waznt so beuutiful.

Pookz wayz ulmust 20 powndz, but hee iz awl mussles, n Sqweex iz a fat
kittee
tew but hur iz awl furr...iffen yoo port offer heer, I kan gib yoo uh treet,
butt been offerwayte izznt gud fur kitteez.. cuz we luffs yeew soo mutch..
Iiiiiiiii kneed tew go onna dyet tew cuz iam tew bigbig ..we kan go onna
dyet tewgeffer iffen yoo wunt..I wike tew eet fudz dat r gnot gudgud fur mee
eethur..
Haowzat saownd? Dietz sux,, dunt dey??


Ize bin on a dyet. Ize now 14.5 powndz. Datz enuf. More fud. No more dyets.

Fank yoo fur axing me fur dat hulp..awww
Kan yoo put upp uh pixshur uff yoo? I wood wuff tew see yoo..


Ar sekretary wil tri to get a piktur of all my bootiful me up soon.

Heer r sum pixshuez uff da kitties hoo liv heer.
http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site
Hit 'photos' to see dem


Weze all blak an wite kittiez so weze fit in iffin yu gifs treetz.

Luffs, n scritches


Fangu. I gitz lots of smurgles an skritches. but not nuf fuds.

Anti Kyla
-- no moar erffqakez
**givs keyboard bak tew Mosey**

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n
fluffy tew.
Mosey

"Granby"
Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth.
"Booker
Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up
efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat.

Booker

Granby wrote:
U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her
fren.
"Booker"
Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar
cuddlesleep.

Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum.
Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun.

Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae?
Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz.
PUUUUUURRZ
Mosey

Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze
bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway
floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to
spect da out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^=""
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez
tewdae n sunnee n meowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise
frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez
wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted
hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think
about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow,
nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo
tew mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown,
Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant
eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs
usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey



  #57  
Old March 19th 10, 05:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,093
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur ??

TED is picky. I wanna eet!

Stormmee wrote:
deze ted iz too catcerned bowt wate, owrz sayz tv anna tiger iz too fluffly
anna dat barbi anna oej who usta be too fluffy iz now needin sum more wate,
Trudi, who is juzt rite
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty bitty
bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of fudz. Ize
bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey say. I want mi
wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate duzent meen itz
rite.

Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly?

Starfin Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n
fluffy tew.
Heer, tayke uh wook at usses...
We iz tryin tew git deez tew Mme Anas syte
Mosey
(One of Anti Kyla's Qats (her favorite, so she tells me.
http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site
Hit 'photos' to see them/us




"Granby"
Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth.
"Booker
Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git up
efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat.

Booker

Granby wrote:
U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of her
fren.
"Booker"
Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from ar
cuddlesleep.

Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da bedrum.
Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun.

Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae?
Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz.
PUUUUUURRZ
Mosey

Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze
bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway
floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to
spect da out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez
tewdae n sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise
frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez
wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted
hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think
about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow,
nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo
tew mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown,
Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant
eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs
usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey



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"Booker"


Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Meowmie an pawpaw iz meen. Dey put me in da wadderklozet wif a bitty
bitty bit of fud, den kloze da door an gif Snowflake an Chappy lotz of
fudz. Ize bein starfed. Ize losin lots of wate, too whole poundz dey
say. I want mi wate bak, theef. Jist cuz TED sayz Ize needz to lose wate
duzent meen itz rite.

Anti Kyla, iffin Ize cum to yur houze, will yu feedz me propurrly?

Starfin Booker


Anti Kyla uzes da keybord tew answur poor starfin Booker
**Mosey glares at hur*
Hi Booker, sweetie..scritch scritch scritch unner da chin..umkay..tell
mee wy yoo had tew go tew TED n haow mutch dew yoo way sweetee?
Awwwww..poor baybee..


I wayed 16 beuutiful powndz. Dey tuk me to TED cuz ize was likken all my
furz off an dat waznt so beuutiful.


oh ohhhhh..Pipps did dat tew n den got ovur et. Yoo umkay gnow?
Yoo nead tw be umkay cuz yoo awl r iz gittin reddy tew go on un abenshure
suesune.

Pookz wayz ulmust 20 powndz, but hee iz awl mussles, n Sqweex iz a fat
kittee
tew but hur iz awl furr...iffen yoo port offer heer, I kan gib yoo uh
treet,
butt been offerwayte izznt gud fur kitteez.. cuz we luffs yeew soo
mutch..
Iiiiiiiii kneed tew go onna dyet tew cuz iam tew bigbig ..we kan go onna
dyet tewgeffer iffen yoo wunt..I wike tew eet fudz dat r gnot gudgud fur
mee eethur..
Haowzat saownd? Dietz sux,, dunt dey??


Ize bin on a dyet. Ize now 14.5 powndz. Datz enuf. More fud. No more
dyets.


Umkay den sez Anti Kyla

Fank yoo fur axing me fur dat hulp..awww
Kan yoo put upp uh pixshur uff yoo? I wood wuff tew see yoo..


Ar sekretary wil tri to get a piktur of all my bootiful me up soon.


I wud wike dat vury mutch.

Heer r sum pixshuez uff da kitties hoo liv heer.
http://www.home.comcast.net/~dutch.waterman/site
Hit 'photos' to see dem


Weze all blak an wite kittiez so weze fit in iffin yu gifs treetz.


Ohhhhh bwak n wite kittiez r sew kyoot..yoo jest kume over heer sweeetie
I gotz lawtz ff nise treetz.

Luffs, n scritches


Fangu. I gitz lots of smurgles an skritches. but not nuf fuds.


Wull, a liddle moar fudz unse en wh wile izznt uh bad fing..
jest wike hoominz nead uh treet tew. YeUP
Luffs
Anti Kyla

**givz keyboard bak tew Mosey**

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
YeeeUP, da Gramby iz rite on dat une Booker..mine neese Sqweex is fat n
fluffy tew.
Mosey

"Granby"
Datz ok Booker, let da hoomanz laff. We knowx da trufth.
"Booker
Wy is meowmie laffin? Sumfin bout me being too fluffy an lazi to git
up efen do da houze was goin dis way an dat.

Booker

Granby wrote:
U waz a braff kitty, u stayed to help ur meowmie. Willow proud of
her fren.
"Booker"
Yes weze had an eerfqwake, ar hole house shook and woke uz up from
ar cuddlesleep.

Chappy an Snowflake launched off meowmie an out da door ov da
bedrum. Ize waz hidin in a basket an didn't runrunrun.

Booker

Mosey "=^..^=" wrote:
Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae?
Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz.
PUUUUUURRZ
Mosey

Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze
bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway
floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to
spect da out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^=""
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez
tewdae n sunnee n meowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da
nise frush ayer, n et smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez
wuz speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted
hoam, but Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think
about it, mister" n iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz
slow, nut Iii dint go in da Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh
yoo tew mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown,
Sqweex to chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I
kant eet, moar fur yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs
usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey





 




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