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#11
January 14th 09, 04:37 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
On Jan 10, 11:15*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. *He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! *Claude C. Dammet, little orange man Hihi *widdle Claude Im Mosey n I wib inna bigbig hoam wif mine wink Tabitha, hoo went missing bout a week ugo, n we hab 2 *udopted widdle bitties hoo r fife weex old a gurl bittie naymed Mimzy Alice hoo iz awl black wike Tabitha n a boy bittie Bob Qat, *hoo iz da sayme age n wooks jest wike mee, gray n wite n dey wud wuv et iffen yoo wud wike tew kome offer n play wif dem. *We r sew gwad yoo faownd yer onetroohome * Clyde saowndz wike a gudgud brofur tew git yoo hoam. *Mine Unca Mutt went tew da Bridge a yeer ugo n I wunner iffen Clyde effer metted himself. *He wuz a nise Unca ho wuz 19 yeers old wen he left n he lefted mee dis big hoam iffen I gotted winked. *Iffen yer ma needz sum toonas fur yoo i kan help hurself wif dat cuz I hab lotza uf dem, fanx tew mine Unka Mutt. *At mine hoam in da city, I hab a neffew name uf Pookie hoo is winwink wiff Sqweex n dey haf a dotter nayme uff Pipps hoo wiv wif da hoomins. *I port bak dere sumtimes n dey gib me sum ham n stuff. Yew r welcoom tew kome offer inny time. *I mayke gud snax tew.. nosepoink Mosey *Mimzy n Bob boff squeak hiiiiiiiii klaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd* come offer n pway wif usses Fangu, Mosey! Mine new brofur Ralph told me bowt yew ana Tabitha. I'ze ben purrin fur hur tu appeer. Mine Clyde-at-the-Bridge problee met yer Unca Mutt. Next time he visitz me, I will tell him tu sey hello fur yewrownself. I will problee see him sun cuz uv mine trubbulls. SOBM-m-minehumin hoo I luff tuk me bak tu da jalecage plaza ana leff me der. She sed I hadda lern a lesson. Ize skared! Ize bak inna mine old cage. Ize fraid dey meigh stik moor needulls in me ana if I dont lern sumfing mine meowma mitte neffur kom get me. HALP!!!!! I wanna go HOME! NOUGH! MerrrrrOWWWW! Claude, forlorn Humin note: Claude is back at the pound so he can be taken to TED in Tucson to be tutored. I pick him up Thursday but I'm afraid he doesn't know that. He looked so betrayed when I left him. Anti Gabrielle 
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#12
January 14th 09, 04:41 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
Bud Ize not inna gud plaze! Ize bak atta catanad*g jale! She tuk me
bak! She laffed ana sed "I wanna refund!" I want hur tu come bak ana safe me and smurgle me ana tak me home! Claude, crying He's back at the pound so he can be taken to fix what isn't broken. I pick him up Thursday morning. I hope he's still speaking to me. Anti Gabrielle On Jan 11, 12:08*am, Lucy wrote: Claude, itz gud dat yu are furry persistent. Yu ended up in a grate plase!! Lucy The Ajo Clowder wrote: Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. *He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! * Claude C. Dammet, little orange man
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#13
January 14th 09, 04:45 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
Fangu, OT, bud did yew kno she tuk me bak tu da skary jale? I didnt
fink I wuz bad. Wall, not tew bad. I onlee drew blud a few timez ana da liddur bokz wuz hard tu find ana.... I wanna go HOME! Dey sey I shudn't wurry, Ize jist gonna be tutored, but I dont effun kno whut da subjeck iz. Claude, crying Poor Claude, he gets neutered tomorrow. He did not like going back to the pound! Anti Gabrielle On Jan 11, 7:33*am, "Granby" wrote: Hihi diz iz O T and on b-half of myown familee, welkom, we kan alwayz uze anofther Oranje boy cat round here."Lucy" wrote in message ... Claude, itz gud dat yu are furry persistent. Yu ended up in a grate plase!! Lucy The Ajo Clowder wrote: Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. *He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! * Claude C. Dammet, little orange man
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#14
January 14th 09, 04:46 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
Yoo hang in dere, liddle Claude. Yur meowmie will be bak to git yoo. We
awl had to lern dat lessin. Efurryfing will be juss fine. Sundance "The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message ... On Jan 10, 11:15 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote: Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! Claude C. Dammet, little orange man Hihi widdle Claude Im Mosey n I wib inna bigbig hoam wif mine wink Tabitha, hoo went missing bout a week ugo, n we hab 2 udopted widdle bitties hoo r fife weex old a gurl bittie naymed Mimzy Alice hoo iz awl black wike Tabitha n a boy bittie Bob Qat, hoo iz da sayme age n wooks jest wike mee, gray n wite n dey wud wuv et iffen yoo wud wike tew kome offer n play wif dem. We r sew gwad yoo faownd yer onetroohome Clyde saowndz wike a gudgud brofur tew git yoo hoam. Mine Unca Mutt went tew da Bridge a yeer ugo n I wunner iffen Clyde effer metted himself. He wuz a nise Unca ho wuz 19 yeers old wen he left n he lefted mee dis big hoam iffen I gotted winked. Iffen yer ma needz sum toonas fur yoo i kan help hurself wif dat cuz I hab lotza uf dem, fanx tew mine Unka Mutt. At mine hoam in da city, I hab a neffew name uf Pookie hoo is winwink wiff Sqweex n dey haf a dotter nayme uff Pipps hoo wiv wif da hoomins. I port bak dere sumtimes n dey gib me sum ham n stuff. Yew r welcoom tew kome offer inny time. I mayke gud snax tew.. nosepoink Mosey *Mimzy n Bob boff squeak hiiiiiiiii klaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd* come offer n pway wif usses Fangu, Mosey! Mine new brofur Ralph told me bowt yew ana Tabitha. I'ze ben purrin fur hur tu appeer. Mine Clyde-at-the-Bridge problee met yer Unca Mutt. Next time he visitz me, I will tell him tu sey hello fur yewrownself. I will problee see him sun cuz uv mine trubbulls. SOBM-m-minehumin hoo I luff tuk me bak tu da jalecage plaza ana leff me der. She sed I hadda lern a lesson. Ize skared! Ize bak inna mine old cage. Ize fraid dey meigh stik moor needulls in me ana if I dont lern sumfing mine meowma mitte neffur kom get me. HALP!!!!! I wanna go HOME! NOUGH! MerrrrrOWWWW! Claude, forlorn Humin note: Claude is back at the pound so he can be taken to TED in Tucson to be tutored. I pick him up Thursday but I'm afraid he doesn't know that. He looked so betrayed when I left him. Anti Gabrielle
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#15
January 14th 09, 04:50 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
Hihi diz iz O T anna I knowz how himselfz feelz. But, whenz u getz him
bak, just luffvz himselfz a lotz anna him will learnz ta trust yourownselfz. We willz tell himselfz dat u feelz bad anna him will unnerstanz. "The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message ... On Jan 10, 11:15 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote: Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! Claude C. Dammet, little orange man Hihi widdle Claude Im Mosey n I wib inna bigbig hoam wif mine wink Tabitha, hoo went missing bout a week ugo, n we hab 2 udopted widdle bitties hoo r fife weex old a gurl bittie naymed Mimzy Alice hoo iz awl black wike Tabitha n a boy bittie Bob Qat, hoo iz da sayme age n wooks jest wike mee, gray n wite n dey wud wuv et iffen yoo wud wike tew kome offer n play wif dem. We r sew gwad yoo faownd yer onetroohome Clyde saowndz wike a gudgud brofur tew git yoo hoam. Mine Unca Mutt went tew da Bridge a yeer ugo n I wunner iffen Clyde effer metted himself. He wuz a nise Unca ho wuz 19 yeers old wen he left n he lefted mee dis big hoam iffen I gotted winked. Iffen yer ma needz sum toonas fur yoo i kan help hurself wif dat cuz I hab lotza uf dem, fanx tew mine Unka Mutt. At mine hoam in da city, I hab a neffew name uf Pookie hoo is winwink wiff Sqweex n dey haf a dotter nayme uff Pipps hoo wiv wif da hoomins. I port bak dere sumtimes n dey gib me sum ham n stuff. Yew r welcoom tew kome offer inny time. I mayke gud snax tew.. nosepoink Mosey *Mimzy n Bob boff squeak hiiiiiiiii klaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd* come offer n pway wif usses Fangu, Mosey! Mine new brofur Ralph told me bowt yew ana Tabitha. I'ze ben purrin fur hur tu appeer. Mine Clyde-at-the-Bridge problee met yer Unca Mutt. Next time he visitz me, I will tell him tu sey hello fur yewrownself. I will problee see him sun cuz uv mine trubbulls. SOBM-m-minehumin hoo I luff tuk me bak tu da jalecage plaza ana leff me der. She sed I hadda lern a lesson. Ize skared! Ize bak inna mine old cage. Ize fraid dey meigh stik moor needulls in me ana if I dont lern sumfing mine meowma mitte neffur kom get me. HALP!!!!! I wanna go HOME! NOUGH! MerrrrrOWWWW! Claude, forlorn Humin note: Claude is back at the pound so he can be taken to TED in Tucson to be tutored. I pick him up Thursday but I'm afraid he doesn't know that. He looked so betrayed when I left him. Anti Gabrielle
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#16
January 14th 09, 04:53 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
Claude, diz iz Miz Piglet anna it willz be ok. Jus trustz ur hooman. Dey
iz realli nize fings ta haf around and u will get diz one trained realli eazy, u alreadi got herselfz feelink bad bout taking u to dat plaze. "The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message ... Bud Ize not inna gud plaze! Ize bak atta catanad*g jale! She tuk me bak! She laffed ana sed "I wanna refund!" I want hur tu come bak ana safe me and smurgle me ana tak me home! Claude, crying He's back at the pound so he can be taken to fix what isn't broken. I pick him up Thursday morning. I hope he's still speaking to me. Anti Gabrielle On Jan 11, 12:08 am, Lucy wrote: Claude, itz gud dat yu are furry persistent. Yu ended up in a grate plase!! Lucy The Ajo Clowder wrote: Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! Claude C. Dammet, little orange man
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#17
January 14th 09, 05:11 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
[Claude stops crying and his ears perk up.]
Yew kin trane dem? Tu du trikz? Tu let yew eet offa hur plate? Claude, with a somewhat evil grin On Jan 13, 9:53*pm, "Granby" wrote: Claude, diz iz Miz Piglet anna it willz be ok. *Jus trustz ur hooman. *Dey iz realli nize fings ta haf around and u will get diz one trained realli eazy, u alreadi got herselfz feelink bad bout taking u to dat plaze. "The Ajo Clowder" wrote in ... Bud Ize not inna gud plaze! *Ize bak atta catanad*g jale! She tuk me bak! She laffed ana sed "I wanna refund!" I want hur tu come bak ana safe me and smurgle me ana tak me home! * Claude, crying He's back at the pound so he can be taken to fix what isn't broken. I pick him up Thursday morning. I hope he's still speaking to me. * Anti Gabrielle On Jan 11, 12:08 am, Lucy wrote: Claude, itz gud dat yu are furry persistent. Yu ended up in a grate plase!! Lucy The Ajo Clowder wrote: Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! Claude C. Dammet, little orange man
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January 14th 09, 05:15 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
Wall, I hopez Ize part uv da kommunittee but I dont kno fur shur. Da
humin tuk me bak tu da jale sew I kin be tutored. I hopez she duznt furget com get me sew I kin come bak heer ana plai. I mite need da orinj catz tu rekew mineownself ana tell mineown humin she hasta keep me ana nefur make me leaf agin. Claude On Jan 11, 2:11*am, "Sundance" wrote: Welkum, Claude! *Itz gud to welkum a noo orinj guy to da kommoonitee. *Yoo an Clyde made a gud teem, gittin yoo into yurown noo wuntroohome. *I fingkz yoo will like it heer. Sundance "The Ajo Clowder" wrote in ... Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. *He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! *Claude C. Dammet, little orange man
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January 14th 09, 05:15 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
Now liszen liddle fren, by train dem I meanz u kan get dem to feedz urself,
luffz u and buy u toys ta play wiff. Dem willz keep ur lidderbox klean, anna u willz learn ta uze it all da time. Don get any krazy ideaz, u luff dem and dey will luff u dat is it. "The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message ... [Claude stops crying and his ears perk up.] Yew kin trane dem? Tu du trikz? Tu let yew eet offa hur plate? Claude, with a somewhat evil grin On Jan 13, 9:53 pm, "Granby" wrote: Claude, diz iz Miz Piglet anna it willz be ok. Jus trustz ur hooman. Dey iz realli nize fings ta haf around and u will get diz one trained realli eazy, u alreadi got herselfz feelink bad bout taking u to dat plaze. "The Ajo Clowder" wrote in ... Bud Ize not inna gud plaze! Ize bak atta catanad*g jale! She tuk me bak! She laffed ana sed "I wanna refund!" I want hur tu come bak ana safe me and smurgle me ana tak me home! Claude, crying He's back at the pound so he can be taken to fix what isn't broken. I pick him up Thursday morning. I hope he's still speaking to me. Anti Gabrielle On Jan 11, 12:08 am, Lucy wrote: Claude, itz gud dat yu are furry persistent. Yu ended up in a grate plase!! Lucy The Ajo Clowder wrote: Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! Claude C. Dammet, little orange man
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January 14th 09, 05:23 AM
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Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.
We will be reddy in kase yoo needz ussez.
Say, Ize a karetaking kittee in trainin. If yoo wantz, I will stay wif yoo heer, evin tho itz a jale, so yoo will feel betterer. Liddle gize like yurownself shudnt haz to be skared an alone. Sundance "The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message ... Wall, I hopez Ize part uv da kommunittee but I dont kno fur shur. Da humin tuk me bak tu da jale sew I kin be tutored. I hopez she duznt furget com get me sew I kin come bak heer ana plai. I mite need da orinj catz tu rekew mineownself ana tell mineown humin she hasta keep me ana nefur make me leaf agin. Claude On Jan 11, 2:11 am, "Sundance" wrote: Welkum, Claude! Itz gud to welkum a noo orinj guy to da kommoonitee. Yoo an Clyde made a gud teem, gittin yoo into yurown noo wuntroohome. I fingkz yoo will like it heer. Sundance "The Ajo Clowder" wrote in ... Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine wuntroohome. Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall, dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur. Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. He visitid hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite, Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse. Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be "hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I wantid tu com home nough! Claude C. Dammet, little orange man
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