Ize Claude. Clyde sint me.

Weez neffur bin tu jayl, an weez not shur wat bein tutored iz.
Meowmie sez weez gonna git tutored, but weez hafta wayt till weez stop
sneezin. Weez dont fink weez gonna lyke it, so weez gonna keep
sneezin az long az we kin.

Micah Blue an Malachi

On Jan 14, 1:32*am, The Ajo Clowder wrote:
Meow! Ize hurd bowt yew tew! *I wud like tu be yewr frend, dat iz,
aftur I brake owta jale. Tell me, did Anti Heather make yew go tu
skuul? *Ize in jale nough tu get tutored but I fot yew hadda go tu
skuul fur dat.
* Claude

On Jan 11, 9:04*am, wrote:



Hihi Claude! *Weez Micah Blue an Malachi. *Weez da tu yungist memfurz
uv DaRennieKidz. *Weez a liddle bit owlder dan yu an ar fife an a haf
munthz owld. *Wud yu lyke tu be owr frend?

Micah Blue an Malachi

On Jan 11, 12:08*am, The Ajo Clowder wrote:

Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine
wuntroohome.

Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine
pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz
likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I
wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall,
dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur.

Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. *He visitid
hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take
me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu
drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite,
Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse.

Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be
"hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I
wantid tu com home nough!

* Claude C. Dammet, little orange man- Hide quoted text -

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On Jan 17, 5:26*pm, wrote:
Weez neffur bin tu jayl, an weez not shur wat bein tutored iz.
Meowmie sez weez gonna git tutored, but weez hafta wayt till weez stop
sneezin. *Weez dont fink weez gonna lyke it, so weez gonna keep
sneezin az long az we kin.

Micah Blue an Malachi

On Jan 14, 1:32*am, The Ajo Clowder wrote:

Meow! Ize hurd bowt yew tew! *I wud like tu be yewr frend, dat iz,
aftur I brake owta jale. Tell me, did Anti Heather make yew go tu
skuul? *Ize in jale nough tu get tutored but I fot yew hadda go tu
skuul fur dat.
* Claude

On Jan 11, 9:04*am, wrote:

Hihi Claude! *Weez Micah Blue an Malachi. *Weez da tu yungist memfurz
uv DaRennieKidz. *Weez a liddle bit owlder dan yu an ar fife an a haf
munthz owld. *Wud yu lyke tu be owr frend?

Micah Blue an Malachi

Wel, kitteez, I am furry well-gnown four my sneezin. I will port ofur
an giff lessuns.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, kaaaah-CHOOO

"Will in New Haven" ...

Weez neffur bin tu jayl, an weez not shur wat bein tutored iz.
Meowmie sez weez gonna git tutored, but weez hafta wayt till weez stop
sneezin. Weez dont fink weez gonna lyke it, so weez gonna keep
sneezin az long az we kin.

Micah Blue an Malachi

On Jan 14, 1:32 am, The Ajo Clowder
Meow! Ize hurd bowt yew tew! I wud like tu be yewr frend, dat iz,
aftur I brake owta jale. Tell me, did Anti Heather make yew go tu
skuul? Ize in jale nough tu get tutored but I fot yew hadda go tu
skuul fur dat.
Claude


Hihi Claude! Weez Micah Blue an Malachi. Weez da tu yungist memfurz
uv DaRennieKidz. Weez a liddle bit owlder dan yu an ar fife an a haf
munthz owld. Wud yu lyke tu be owr frend?

Micah Blue an Malachi

Wel, kitteez, I am furry well-gnown four my sneezin. I will port ofur
an giff lessuns.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, kaaaah-CHOOO

Sunrise, da Pritty wun, yoo r sew funny..
Dat sneeze gots on mine pooter...hee hee hee
Mimzy Alice,n Bob Qat , hoo boff gotted tootered, are 4 munths old gnow
wud wike tew bee fwendz wiff Claude n Micah Blue an Malachi
tew
Hey Sunrise, wanna port over fur sum hawt nip cider?
Bee shure yer porter haz anti-freeze innit.
Anti Freeze..I mayde a joke.... .
Mosey
*gitz da Windex* UB[smurkles] bitties r sew funnee.
*Wooks at da big mirror dat Mimzy wikes tew wook in n seez noseprintz
onnit*.

..

Huh....ummm...[snore]
Claude

I'm hoping he will think I'm rescuing him again! They wanted me to
just leave him there when I adopted him but I wanted him out of that
cage almost as badly as he wanted out. I'm going to buy him a new
feathered toy. He destroyed the last one.
Gabrielle

Yoo iz a gudgud Meowmie Gabrielle, Claude is furry lucky tew hab yoo as hiz
slave.
Hez a kyoot widdle guy.
He kan come over tew our big hoam tew pway wif Mimzy Alice n Bob Qat
innytime,
Mosey

On Jan 14, 8:42 pm, Lucy
It woant be long, Claude. Den mew will be home foreffur.

Lucy

When I took Georgia to be spayed, I worried that she'd hate me when I
got her home, but she was too groggy to care.

Julie

The Ajo Clowder wrote:
Bud Ize not inna gud plaze! Ize bak atta catanad*g jale! She tuk me
bak! She laffed ana sed "I wanna refund!" I want hur tu come bak ana
safe me and smurgle me ana tak me home!
Claude, crying