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  #11  
Old October 2nd 11, 11:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Oct 2, 10:52*pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
On Sun, 2 Oct 2011 11:55:01 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote:
BAD Meomie!!


We finks dat yoo shud hab da Sheriff put dem on twial wif da Gramby fur cat
abuse!

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* * * * Cybèle & Oriane

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 10/2/2011 5:51:39 PM


Dis sownds gud......has Gramby bin furry, furry bad lyke myne Meomie?
If so, we kin havva kangawoo cowrt..n den diskuss da punishmunt.....?

Jack, getting owt his horsehair wig
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Old October 2nd 11, 11:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Oct 2, 11:02*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
gud idermint, OEJ
"The Two Sisters" wrote in messagenews:1jr821po8jbiu.gf9ua44kxbzc.dlg@40tude. net...

Kitties onlee effur haff gud idermints, its hoomins whu are yewshually
wackin in dat depurrtmunt - ask Meomie - wus hur idermint tu put usses
inna cattewy...hehe.

Jack,scrubbed n whu knows dem fings.
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Old October 2nd 11, 11:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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i wuz mozt furwurd anna azked urownsef to da ball inna skort fread, i wuld
be mozt purlezedta haf ur mozt wunnerful sef ta be mine skort, Trudi, so
glad herown jack haz returned furm dat horroble pwaze
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On Oct 2, 10:16 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
dat iz kitte abuze, Trudi, puffin all kinda up"rafflescat"
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Oh! Dingdong Ms Trudi! Yu arr soso fetchin tonite! Awl puffed up
soots yu....(wink)......has yu a purrtner fur da Bawl yet?........Bet
yu has....Ise awl scrubbed up naow if by sum stwange kwirk of fate a
gurl like yu is still affailabul....??

Jack


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Old October 2nd 11, 11:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Oct 2, 11:18*pm, MLB wrote:
On 10/02/2011 12:55 PM, rafflescat wrote:




Iz yu shur dat s da troof? *Weez finking dat dey wontd yu in a saf place
ware no bad fingss cud hapn tu yous. *Didn dey feed yu gud fuds?
Iz bettn dat dey reeli luvs yu an misd yu tu. *TuTu


TuTu....dees hoomins awr confuddlin yu...[whispurr.....da fud wus
gud...chikkum, kibble, n wet fudz...but don't tell ennywun! Da boy
bwushed usses effury day n cweened da lidder tway...n me gotted myne
medurkashun den we gotted a walk wound da pewimiter offa cattewy tu
watch da live chikkums skwatchin da erff..den dey musta kilt dem n
feeded usses wiff dem!]

Jack, shooting a sneaky look at Meomie
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Old October 2nd 11, 11:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ps, i hazit ona gud aforitee, minesef, dat willow iz watin fur harri ta cept
herown inbatashun, trudi
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On Oct 2, 10:16 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
dat iz kitte abuze, Trudi, puffin all kinda up"rafflescat"
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Oh! Dingdong Ms Trudi! Yu arr soso fetchin tonite! Awl puffed up
soots yu....(wink)......has yu a purrtner fur da Bawl yet?........Bet
yu has....Ise awl scrubbed up naow if by sum stwange kwirk of fate a
gurl like yu is still affailabul....??

Jack


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Old October 3rd 11, 12:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Oct 2, 8:16 pm, "Mosey =^..^=
Weh is sew vury sawry yew hadda goh fru awl dat , but weh iz sew gwad yew
r
home ugin n
efferfing wyl beh umkay. twy tew rewx n let yer hoominz tayke kare uff yew
n
dey wyl,
how ubaowt iff meh n PookyKat n Pipps n Sqweex port ovur der n komfurt
yerownselfs.
Dunt cwy, iz umkay. PUUUUUURRS uf komfurt. der, beddur?
Weh iz lookin furward tu seeing yew at thu Bawl. efferfing iz umkay.
Weh luffs yew sew awl mutch. Mosey fur hiz famlee heer weh kome.
pee ess, bad boy hoo wuz waffin at yew, ai wyl goh fynd him n poop in his
shooz n on hiz cloze!!!


Fangu, fwends, wees hadda hoomins wunnin abaowt tunite. Me hadta get a
wosh wiff agustin wadder n sumfin called anty septic...she didnt smell
nyce. But Meomie sed me wus naow nicer tu know....?
We hasa kitty kommittee meetin tunite at midnite in thu bak woom tu
discuss further akshun wegardin thu subject of neeglect n yu are awl
furry welcum, nip n nibbles availabul!

Jack, Harry n Sukie

Gordon Kittiez

meh n PookyKat n Pipps n Sqweex beh dere tew hulp yew.
Mosey, n da rezt uff yer mai family n yer fwendz

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Old October 3rd 11, 01:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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trudi ports into jack
's back rum wiffa nize chickum breazt anna nip dip,.l... she watez qweetlee
fur him to notize hersef
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On Oct 2, 8:16 pm, "Mosey =^..^=
Weh is sew vury sawry yew hadda goh fru awl dat , but weh iz sew gwad
yew r
home ugin n
efferfing wyl beh umkay. twy tew rewx n let yer hoominz tayke kare uff
yew n
dey wyl,
how ubaowt iff meh n PookyKat n Pipps n Sqweex port ovur der n komfurt
yerownselfs.
Dunt cwy, iz umkay. PUUUUUURRS uf komfurt. der, beddur?
Weh iz lookin furward tu seeing yew at thu Bawl. efferfing iz umkay.
Weh luffs yew sew awl mutch. Mosey fur hiz famlee heer weh kome.
pee ess, bad boy hoo wuz waffin at yew, ai wyl goh fynd him n poop in his
shooz n on hiz cloze!!!


Fangu, fwends, wees hadda hoomins wunnin abaowt tunite. Me hadta get a
wosh wiff agustin wadder n sumfin called anty septic...she didnt smell
nyce. But Meomie sed me wus naow nicer tu know....?
We hasa kitty kommittee meetin tunite at midnite in thu bak woom tu
discuss further akshun wegardin thu subject of neeglect n yu are awl
furry welcum, nip n nibbles availabul!

Jack, Harry n Sukie

Gordon Kittiez

meh n PookyKat n Pipps n Sqweex beh dere tew hulp yew.
Mosey, n da rezt uff yer mai family n yer fwendz



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Old October 3rd 11, 05:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"The Two Sisters"



BAD Meomie!!


We finks dat yoo shud hab da Sheriff put dem on twial wif da Gramby fur cat
abuse!

Wat did da gramby dew ugin? ai furgot. Mosey

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

10/2/2011 5:51:39 PM

  #19  
Old October 3rd 11, 05:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Iz yu shur dat s da troof? Weez finking dat dey wontd yu in a saf place
ware no bad fingss cud hapn tu yous. Didn dey feed yu gud fuds?
Iz bettn dat dey reeli luvs yu an misd yu tu. TuTu


TuTu....dees hoomins awr confuddlin yu...[whispurr.....da fud wus
gud...chikkum, kibble, n wet fudz...but don't tell ennywun! Da boy
bwushed usses effury day n cweened da lidder tway...n me gotted myne
medurkashun den we gotted a walk wound da pewimiter offa cattewy tu
watch da live chikkums skwatchin da erff..den dey musta kilt dem n
feeded usses wiff dem!]


Jack, shooting a sneaky look at Meomie


Umkay den ai wun go ovur n dew bad fingz tew dat boy den,
but kan aweh stil port ovur at midnite n vizit wiff yew?

Mosey, PookyKat, Pipps n Sqweex hoo wunt tew travul tew sumpwse lse.
 




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