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  #1  
Old October 2nd 11, 08:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Oh hai mai furendz

ai wud wike tew offur yew uh fansee porter to borrow frum mai fleet at noe
charge,
tew take yer skort to Jellicle Ball, 'iffen' yew wud wike or nead one.
yew kan kawl meh on une uff mai selfonez at 555-QAT-MEET or 555-GIT-MYNE
ulso, ai wun beh happee ew provyde uh porter tew inny gurlcat hoo duznt got
uh skort .
Awl uff mai porters hab sertifyed dwivurz, sew yew kan sit bak n enjoi da
ride. Dey kome fully stokd
wiff efferfing yew mitt need, inklooding nip chaampane n nip snax..
ai m going tew da Ball urly n tayke Pipps wiff meh tew hulp hur set up hur
pwse at da guestbook table
tew hand owt da Jellicle Ball 2011 Rainbow hankies tew inny kitty hoo wunts
une.
Dey wyl beh in uh bootiful red n gold baskit at hur side uff da guesbook
table n ai wyl meet da
rezt uff mai famlee der.

Kall meh iffen yew wood wike uh porter.

Mosey

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Old October 3rd 11, 01:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Kud weze haz one fur allauz? Weze kin pik up ar daytez, an den BobQat
two. Duz it fit six kittiez?

Booker

On 10/2/2011 12:59 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Oh hai mai furendz

ai wud wike tew offur yew uh fansee porter to borrow frum mai fleet at
noe charge,
tew take yer skort to Jellicle Ball, 'iffen' yew wud wike or nead one.
yew kan kawl meh on une uff mai selfonez at 555-QAT-MEET or 555-GIT-MYNE
ulso, ai wun beh happee ew provyde uh porter tew inny gurlcat hoo duznt
got uh skort .
Awl uff mai porters hab sertifyed dwivurz, sew yew kan sit bak n enjoi
da ride. Dey kome fully stokd
wiff efferfing yew mitt need, inklooding nip chaampane n nip snax..
ai m going tew da Ball urly n tayke Pipps wiff meh tew hulp hur set up
hur pwse at da guestbook table
tew hand owt da Jellicle Ball 2011 Rainbow hankies tew inny kitty hoo
wunts une.
Dey wyl beh in uh bootiful red n gold baskit at hur side uff da guesbook
table n ai wyl meet da
rezt uff mai famlee der.

Kall meh iffen yew wood wike uh porter.

Mosey

  #3  
Old October 3rd 11, 01:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Piglett thinks minute. Duz I haff sumphjin rong, I fout every cat in
Catamericak had der own porter? Sum of dem wiff big famiblees haz two or
more.

"Booker" wrote in message
...

Kud weze haz one fur allauz? Weze kin pik up ar daytez, an den BobQat
two. Duz it fit six kittiez?

Booker

On 10/2/2011 12:59 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Oh hai mai furendz

ai wud wike tew offur yew uh fansee porter to borrow frum mai fleet at
noe charge,
tew take yer skort to Jellicle Ball, 'iffen' yew wud wike or nead one.
yew kan kawl meh on une uff mai selfonez at 555-QAT-MEET or 555-GIT-MYNE
ulso, ai wun beh happee ew provyde uh porter tew inny gurlcat hoo duznt
got uh skort .
Awl uff mai porters hab sertifyed dwivurz, sew yew kan sit bak n enjoi
da ride. Dey kome fully stokd
wiff efferfing yew mitt need, inklooding nip chaampane n nip snax..
ai m going tew da Ball urly n tayke Pipps wiff meh tew hulp hur set up
hur pwse at da guestbook table
tew hand owt da Jellicle Ball 2011 Rainbow hankies tew inny kitty hoo
wunts une.
Dey wyl beh in uh bootiful red n gold baskit at hur side uff da guesbook
table n ai wyl meet da
rezt uff mai famlee der.

Kall meh iffen yew wood wike uh porter.

Mosey


  #4  
Old October 3rd 11, 02:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i thinked mozt kitteez did unless der hoominz iz gud at cleanin and derfore
the kitteez kant hide it beree well... lowerz boize, diz iz why me anna mh
wuz inna bafrum banity da ofur day, we wuz installin a new one... trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett thinks minute. Duz I haff sumphjin rong, I fout every cat in
Catamericak had der own porter? Sum of dem wiff big famiblees haz two or
more.

"Booker" wrote in message
...

Kud weze haz one fur allauz? Weze kin pik up ar daytez, an den BobQat
two. Duz it fit six kittiez?

Booker

On 10/2/2011 12:59 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Oh hai mai furendz

ai wud wike tew offur yew uh fansee porter to borrow frum mai fleet at
noe charge,
tew take yer skort to Jellicle Ball, 'iffen' yew wud wike or nead one.
yew kan kawl meh on une uff mai selfonez at 555-QAT-MEET or 555-GIT-MYNE
ulso, ai wun beh happee ew provyde uh porter tew inny gurlcat hoo duznt
got uh skort .
Awl uff mai porters hab sertifyed dwivurz, sew yew kan sit bak n enjoi
da ride. Dey kome fully stokd
wiff efferfing yew mitt need, inklooding nip chaampane n nip snax..
ai m going tew da Ball urly n tayke Pipps wiff meh tew hulp hur set up
hur pwse at da guestbook table
tew hand owt da Jellicle Ball 2011 Rainbow hankies tew inny kitty hoo
wunts une.
Dey wyl beh in uh bootiful red n gold baskit at hur side uff da guesbook
table n ai wyl meet da
rezt uff mai famlee der.

Kall meh iffen yew wood wike uh porter.

Mosey




  #5  
Old October 3rd 11, 03:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Butted dis iz a fancee won dat Mosey iz offurin. Weze haz a cuple of
plane wonz round heer, but nothin fancee. Weze wantz fancee fur dis trip.

Booker, tryin tu do da bestest fur Lizzie

On 10/3/2011 6:15 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
i thinked mozt kitteez did unless der hoominz iz gud at cleanin and derfore
the kitteez kant hide it beree well... lowerz boize, diz iz why me anna mh
wuz inna bafrum banity da ofur day, we wuz installin a new one... trudi
wrote in message
...
Piglett thinks minute. Duz I haff sumphjin rong, I fout every cat in
Catamericak had der own porter? Sum of dem wiff big famiblees haz two or
more.

"Booker" wrote in message
...

Kud weze haz one fur allauz? Weze kin pik up ar daytez, an den BobQat
two. Duz it fit six kittiez?

Booker

On 10/2/2011 12:59 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Oh hai mai furendz

ai wud wike tew offur yew uh fansee porter to borrow frum mai fleet at
noe charge,
tew take yer skort to Jellicle Ball, 'iffen' yew wud wike or nead one.
yew kan kawl meh on une uff mai selfonez at 555-QAT-MEET or 555-GIT-MYNE
ulso, ai wun beh happee ew provyde uh porter tew inny gurlcat hoo duznt
got uh skort .
Awl uff mai porters hab sertifyed dwivurz, sew yew kan sit bak n enjoi
da ride. Dey kome fully stokd
wiff efferfing yew mitt need, inklooding nip chaampane n nip snax..
ai m going tew da Ball urly n tayke Pipps wiff meh tew hulp hur set up
hur pwse at da guestbook table
tew hand owt da Jellicle Ball 2011 Rainbow hankies tew inny kitty hoo
wunts une.
Dey wyl beh in uh bootiful red n gold baskit at hur side uff da guesbook
table n ai wyl meet da
rezt uff mai famlee der.

Kall meh iffen yew wood wike uh porter.

Mosey




  #6  
Old October 3rd 11, 03:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i nefur thinked of fancee, Trudi... hhhmmm mayhapz we needsa luk into diz...
trudi gets a catalog and goes to find OEJ
"Booker" wrote in message
. ..
Butted dis iz a fancee won dat Mosey iz offurin. Weze haz a cuple of plane
wonz round heer, but nothin fancee. Weze wantz fancee fur dis trip.

Booker, tryin tu do da bestest fur Lizzie

On 10/3/2011 6:15 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
i thinked mozt kitteez did unless der hoominz iz gud at cleanin and
derfore
the kitteez kant hide it beree well... lowerz boize, diz iz why me anna
mh
wuz inna bafrum banity da ofur day, we wuz installin a new one... trudi
wrote in message
...
Piglett thinks minute. Duz I haff sumphjin rong, I fout every cat in
Catamericak had der own porter? Sum of dem wiff big famiblees haz two
or
more.

"Booker" wrote in message
...

Kud weze haz one fur allauz? Weze kin pik up ar daytez, an den BobQat
two. Duz it fit six kittiez?

Booker

On 10/2/2011 12:59 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Oh hai mai furendz

ai wud wike tew offur yew uh fansee porter to borrow frum mai fleet at
noe charge,
tew take yer skort to Jellicle Ball, 'iffen' yew wud wike or nead one.
yew kan kawl meh on une uff mai selfonez at 555-QAT-MEET or
555-GIT-MYNE
ulso, ai wun beh happee ew provyde uh porter tew inny gurlcat hoo duznt
got uh skort .
Awl uff mai porters hab sertifyed dwivurz, sew yew kan sit bak n enjoi
da ride. Dey kome fully stokd
wiff efferfing yew mitt need, inklooding nip chaampane n nip snax..
ai m going tew da Ball urly n tayke Pipps wiff meh tew hulp hur set up
hur pwse at da guestbook table
tew hand owt da Jellicle Ball 2011 Rainbow hankies tew inny kitty hoo
wunts une.
Dey wyl beh in uh bootiful red n gold baskit at hur side uff da
guesbook
table n ai wyl meet da
rezt uff mai famlee der.

Kall meh iffen yew wood wike uh porter.

Mosey





  #7  
Old October 3rd 11, 03:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Besides, I know there are a lot of underprivileged kitties in the world
who don't have access to any teleporters, let alone fancy ones. STTom,
you are familiar with that situation, aren't you?

Amelia
  #8  
Old October 3rd 11, 03:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ShortTail Tom[_3_]
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On Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:38:17 +0000, Amelia T Cat wrote:

Besides, I know there are a lot of underprivileged kitties in the world
who don't have access to any teleporters, let alone fancy ones. STTom,
you are familiar with that situation, aren't you?

Amelia


Yes indoody! When you kitties was libin' in Highland I used to borrow
yours 'porter cuz I din't haf one of mine own. But then when I got to
know youz guys miss 'Patra gived me one - a little compact one that I can
carry around wif me. But dere is offur kitties round here dat don't have
none an haf to borrow mine.

STTom
  #9  
Old October 3rd 11, 04:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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dat iz beree generuz of ursef anna wuz beree generus of mz cleopatra...OEJ
"ShortTail Tom" wrote in message
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On Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:38:17 +0000, Amelia T Cat wrote:

Besides, I know there are a lot of underprivileged kitties in the world
who don't have access to any teleporters, let alone fancy ones. STTom,
you are familiar with that situation, aren't you?

Amelia


Yes indoody! When you kitties was libin' in Highland I used to borrow
yours 'porter cuz I din't haf one of mine own. But then when I got to
know youz guys miss 'Patra gived me one - a little compact one that I can
carry around wif me. But dere is offur kitties round here dat don't have
none an haf to borrow mine.

STTom



  #10  
Old October 3rd 11, 09:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Booker, yus, I hab da purrfeck porter dat kan fit six kitties
Et iz vury plush n kumfy. Wat tyme wood yew wike et tew beh
delivered? Aftur da bawl, wen der iz dwinking uff nip
drinkz, ai wyl dispach mai Drivur tew pik yew up. Umkay?
Mosey --making notes




Kud weze haz one fur allauz? Weze kin pik up ar daytez, an den BobQat
two. Duz it fit six kittiez?


Booker


On 10/2/2011 12:59 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Oh hai mai furendz

ai wud wike tew offur yew uh fansee porter to borrow frum mai fleet at
noe charge,
tew take yer skort to Jellicle Ball, 'iffen' yew wud wike or nead one.
yew kan kawl meh on une uff mai selfonez at 555-QAT-MEET or 555-GIT-MYNE
ulso, ai wun beh happee ew provyde uh porter tew inny gurlcat hoo duznt
got uh skort .
Awl uff mai porters hab sertifyed dwivurz, sew yew kan sit bak n enjoi
da ride. Dey kome fully stokd
wiff efferfing yew mitt need, inklooding nip chaampane n nip snax..
ai m going tew da Ball urly n tayke Pipps wiff meh tew hulp hur set up
hur pwse at da guestbook table
tew hand owt da Jellicle Ball 2011 Rainbow hankies tew inny kitty hoo
wunts une.
Dey wyl beh in uh bootiful red n gold baskit at hur side uff da guesbook
table n ai wyl meet da
rezt uff mai famlee der.

Kall meh iffen yew wood wike uh porter.

Mosey

 




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