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Old October 4th 04, 03:37 AM
Christina Websell
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"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
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"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I went
through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their premiums.
I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them. But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans
Offertitz.


OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

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Someone who ran a slaughterhouse near here had the surname Cleaver.

Tweed


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Old October 4th 04, 03:53 AM
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"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
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"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I

went
through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their

premiums.
I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them.

But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named

Hans
Offertitz.


OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?


Ummm, I have a cardinal rule that I live by: Never, ever go to
doctors named Kevorkian. I think this rule will extend my lifespan
;-)
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Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's
covered in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album




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Old October 4th 04, 03:53 AM
badwilson
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"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
message ...
"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I

went
through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their

premiums.
I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them.

But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named

Hans
Offertitz.


OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?


Ummm, I have a cardinal rule that I live by: Never, ever go to
doctors named Kevorkian. I think this rule will extend my lifespan
;-)
--
Britta
Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's
covered in fur!
Check out pictures of Vino at:
http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album




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Old October 4th 04, 06:07 AM
Yoj
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"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
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"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I went
through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their premiums.
I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them.

But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans
Offertitz.


OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

--
"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL


I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just almost.
He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone.

Joy


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Old October 4th 04, 06:07 AM
Yoj
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"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
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"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

I used to work for the British Columbia Ministry of Health and I went
through a lot of personal cheques from people paying their premiums.
I ended up keeping a list of funny names, I had hundreds of them.

But
the funniest one, the one I will always remember is a guy named Hans
Offertitz.


OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

--
"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL


I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just almost.
He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone.

Joy


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Old October 4th 04, 06:18 AM
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In message , Yoj
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I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just almost.
He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone.

I had a friend some while back whose surname was Pain. Her mother was a
phlebotomist - she took blood samples. One of her "clients" was her
daughter's ex boyfriend, who apparently had said some ungentlemanly
things about her daughter and her friends. According to him, Mrs Pain
made special efforts to live up to her surname that day .....
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Cathi
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Old October 4th 04, 06:18 AM
Cathi
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In message , Yoj
writes
I recently went to a doctor whose name didn't quite fit - just almost.
He is a podiatrist (foot doctor) named Timothy Kneebone.

I had a friend some while back whose surname was Pain. Her mother was a
phlebotomist - she took blood samples. One of her "clients" was her
daughter's ex boyfriend, who apparently had said some ungentlemanly
things about her daughter and her friends. According to him, Mrs Pain
made special efforts to live up to her surname that day .....
--
Cathi
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Old October 4th 04, 06:51 AM
Seanette Blaylock
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"Christina Websell" had some very
interesting things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

Someone who ran a slaughterhouse near here had the surname Cleaver.


In the area I used to live in, there was a pet boarding ranch called
"Manglers".

--
"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL
  #69  
Old October 4th 04, 06:51 AM
Seanette Blaylock
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"Christina Websell" had some very
interesting things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

Someone who ran a slaughterhouse near here had the surname Cleaver.


In the area I used to live in, there was a pet boarding ranch called
"Manglers".

--
"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL
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Old October 4th 04, 06:52 AM
Seanette Blaylock
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"badwilson" had some very interesting
things to say about OT - some people have no brains:

OK, that makes some of the dentists' names I'm running across on my
current assignment seem mild, but really! Dentists called: Ghoul,
Rench, Kevorkian...... ?

Ummm, I have a cardinal rule that I live by: Never, ever go to
doctors named Kevorkian. I think this rule will extend my lifespan
;-)


I think you're right. ;-)

This was her maiden name. I can understand why the document I was
doing data entry from relating to her was a name change. :-)

--
"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL
 




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