Capt. Midnight's DOC Party

How about sum nice bakground moosik during dinner frum yoyo ma? Iz ther
room fur thuh chellow?

GM, laffing to herownself about Allegra dn thuh chellow and jello

Hey, itz been a long tyme since I tryed tu play da jello.

Allegra
--
email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net

Yeah, right here, buddy! [Capt. Midnight DOC hands Boogie a full jug of nip
wine.]

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

Boogie, would you dance the Catnip Waltz with mineownselves?

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
No, No, No! Dat's hookers, nottid Hookahs. We'ze all respeciable kitties
heer anna don't need to shady ladies. Besides, whut wud da gurlkittiez
fink???

Whew (feeling a disaster neatly avoided) I needz a drink! Ennywun got
sum
nipwine?

Boogie
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
I know what "hookas" are! As long as they're fixedwhennotbroke, they're
invited!

Meowmie Debby

"Arlene Knop" wrote in message
...
Hooka? Izn't that wun of thoze ladees frum thuh red lite distrikt?
Are
they invited too???????

Gretchen Marie, wundering if Anti Debby knowz this

Boogie's Mom wrote:

Nah...figgered we'd set up da hookah. Paperz is too fiddly anna you
endz up
droppin too much nip onna da floor.

Boogie
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
link.net...
Meow, Boogie!

Fangu for the nip buds. Did you bring any rolling papers?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat


"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
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Happee Purrday, Cap!

I ze brottid youze a furry speyshul gifty...a whole boks of
Lizzurds
to
chase. when youze catches dem, deyre tayles fall off anna
wriggle
by
demselfs while da lizzurd runrunruns away. Da trik is not to be
distraykted
by da tayle part.

I also brottid a whole baggy of nip budz dat I swiped frum where
meowmie
makes da nip pillows.

Woohoo, we'ze gonna haf a hot time tonite!!

Boogie, the Partying HarpurrCat
"Gabrielle" wrote in message
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Happe Purrrday, Captain!
Heerz sum Pouncees
/ / \ / / / \ / \
/ / \/ / \ / \
\// / \/ / \ / \

Now, ware are doze lampshades?

Laura (DOC) & Ralph, ready to celebrate

ChildFree23 wrote:

Come one, come all, to Capt. Midnight's Birthday Ball! He's
ten
years
old -- we've had him for eight -- this is a cause to
celebrate!

Your feline presence is requested at the House of Hanoka!
Teleporters,
helicopters, and Sherman tanks are welcome, as always.
There
will
be
naps
to take, lampshades to wear (and shred), nip to roll in, and
of
course,
limitless food and drink. If a band assembles, there may
even
be
dancing
(mosh pit optional).

So let us be the first to wish our black brother HAPPY
PURRDAY!

Kitty Schottland DOC & Lilith Kitten

Please rsvpurr to the newsgroup, or if you don't want to
post
there,
send an
email to childfree23 at earthlink dot net and I'll be happy
to
post
for
you!

Meowmie Debby
Hostess With The Mostess

Anykitty want to teleport over to the storage facility that The PawPaw put
his old automatic turntable in? There's extra nip wine and nip buds in it
for whoever goes.

We gotta get this party rockin'!

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Mine Paw has a turntable, but you can only put da vinyl on one attid a
tyme,
so sumkity wud have to be DJ.

Boogie

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Willie Nelson's not at the Bridge, is he?

I knows that Waylon Jennings is.

Maybe I ought to bring all of Meowmie Debby's old record albums. Does
anykitty still have an automatic turntable we can stack them on?

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

Well, if thuh moosishunz at thuh Bridj can come, cud yew get Janis
Joplin and Jimmy Hendrix? Good thing weze still got their moosik.
How
about Willie Nelson?

GM, whoz meowmie keeps humming Willie's songz lately

ChildFree23 wrote:

Do you think Bruce will play "Candy's Room?" It's my furry favorite
song!

Meowmie Debby

I'ze more of a rock 'n' roll kitty. Do you think we could resurrect
The
Outlaws and Lynrd Skynrd and The Byrds and The Ramones? Some of
them's
at
the Bridge already. Do you think they'd come back down to earth for
myne
party?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

Can we make lox out of them? I need some for my bagel and cream cheese
this morning.

Meowmie Debby

I fink yew prolly could, but I fink it takes a liddle while to smoke
thu sammon....

Charlie Fennel

Can yu smoke dem in da hookah?

Allegra, fish lover

Yeah, can we?

Meowmie Debby
Curious

Happee Happee DOC Purrday mine luff!!!

Hobbes, wheeling in a giant purrday cake (wif toona frosting)

Oh meow goodnesses! Oh meow goodnesses! That giant purrday cake is
PHENOMENAL! Did you bake it yourownselves, Hobbes?

beams wif pride

[smoooooch]

I did! I'z a gud cuk.

Shall we dig in? Or should we let the Kittens (Tabitha and Lilith) have a
cake fight in the mosh pit?

Capt. Midnight DOC

How about sum nice bakground moosik during dinner frum yoyo ma? Iz ther
room fur thuh chellow?

GM, laffing to herownself about Allegra dn thuh chellow and jello

Hey, itz been a long tyme since I tryed tu play da jello.

Allegra

How did it taste?

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

And my flute! Let's not forget my flute!

Tabitha Kitten, do you think you could play the marimba? It requires quite
a bit of bouncing around.

Lilith Kitten
Torbie In Residence

"Arlene Knop" wrote in message
...
How about sum nice bakground moosik during dinner frum yoyo ma? Iz ther
room fur thuh chellow?

GM, laffing to herownself about Allegra dn thuh chellow and jello

Beverly Orel wrote:

Willie's not at duh Bridj. He wud be deelyted tu attend. So would
Jimmy an
Janis.

The Byrds --heyhey= how bowt sum uv doze"needuls an pins!! Yeah

Unca Siggy, wanna hewp?

Samantha
"Arlene Knop" wrote in message
...
Well, if thuh moosishunz at thuh Bridj can come, cud yew get Janis
Joplin and Jimmy Hendrix? Good thing weze still got their moosik.
How
about Willie Nelson?

GM, whoz meowmie keeps humming Willie's songz lately

ChildFree23 wrote:

Do you think Bruce will play "Candy's Room?" It's my furry favorite
song!

Meowmie Debby

I'ze more of a rock 'n' roll kitty. Do you think we could resurrect
The
Outlaws and Lynrd Skynrd and The Byrds and The Ramones? Some of
them's
at
the Bridge already. Do you think they'd come back down to earth for
myne
party?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

"Beverly Orel" wrote in message
...
Shur we'll haff mewsick! Mye frend Bruce jus happinz tu be free
(yew
kno,
heze got dat turrifick E-Street Band!) an dare ar sum gest
artists
I'm
tawkin to --Vince, Garth, Patty, Reba, an uh few offurs. Get owt
doze
dancin shoes!

Samantha

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
hlink.net...
Happy Purrrrrrrrrrrday Capt. Midnight! Ten yeers owld--WOW!
Dat's
turrifick, mye DOC frend. I wud be deelyted tu cum tu yur
party.

Fangu, Samantha. Will the band be coming? Meow is planning to
dance up
a
storm, once mine Winkwink Hobbes gets here.

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

Hihi Allegra! Ize hoping weze gonna hav sum chello during dinner. Wot
wuz that name again?

GM, still thinking of yoyoma

Yo Yo Paw? or Pablo Catsals? Or Rossini or Victor Herbert or Charlie
Chaplin who all played da cello?

Unca Adam haz an SeeDee by four cellos all playing at da same tyme!

Allegra

What about mine floot? I just filled it up with floot juice and it's ready
to go!

Lilith Kitten

ChildFree23 wrote:
And my flute! Let's not forget my flute!

Tabitha Kitten, do you think you could play the marimba? It requires quite
a bit of bouncing around.

Lilith Kitten
Torbie In Residence

Oh, yes! I could, I could! I would be very goodgood at that!

And my brofur Samuel R could come along and bring our paw's mandolin.
Sammy makes neat noises when he walks across the strings.

Tabitha

My hoomins tell me that I was the pick of the litter too. I think that
means that they think we are especially pretty.


What do you look like? I'm a tabby and white striped muted tortie -- called
a torbie.

I'm a solid black longhaired kitten with big gold eyes. My hoomins say
they think I'm a Persian, whatever that is.

My brofur is kind of clumsy. He is all the time rolling off furniture
when he tries to lie down next to our hoomins. If I didn't know better
I'd fink he was part dog or something.


How young is Samuel, anyway?

He's almost a month younger then me. So about 3 or 3 1/2 months old.

[Lilith Kitten and Tabitha Kitten enter the mosh pit and start doing the
Jump N Bat. JUMP JUMP JUMPNBAT! JUMP JUMP JUMPNBAT! Then they jumpnbat
each other a little to hard and fall over.]

Yes! This is fun! oof