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  #61  
Old August 7th 11, 11:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default at the lake


Tygur n Mayzy ask iffen da kittenwatcher haz iny tweetz fur demselfs.

kittenwatcher smilez, her fluffy tail twitches, why of kawse i duz... she
brings little fishee shapes treetz and gifes dem to cutie, we iz purtee
relaxed abowt who comez in here, butted ursef can awso pway wiffa ofur
kittens who we watches... awso der iz sum beree comfee bedz ofur der fur

when ursef needsa nap,

kittenwatcher

"cutie" wrote in message
...

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while
ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...


oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der
iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to
the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food
intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl
to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty!
[Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM










  #62  
Old August 7th 11, 11:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Posts: 1,132
Default at the lake

Mosey sez yeUP, Tygur n Mayzy r en da kitten rum n dey r wuntin sum treets
tew. Fank yew OEJ

=================================================
just then OEJ sticks herown head in the kitten rum, she smiles atta
kittenwatcher... owrz partee willz prolee haf at leazt two more kittens, dey
izza biddiez of mozey anna meowie, der namez iz tyger anna mazey, ... i iz
not sure ifin we haz anee ofur kittenz in owrz partee or not, OEJ

kittenwatcher smilez, her fluffy tail twitches, why of kawse i duz... she
brings little fishee shapes treetz and gifes dem to cutie, we iz purtee
relaxed abowt who comez in here, butted ursef can awso pway wiffa ofur
kittens who we watches... awso der iz sum beree comfee bedz ofur der fur
when ursef needsa nap,

kittenwatcher
"cutie"

"Storrmmee"
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while
ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...


oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der
iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to
the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food
intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM












  #63  
Old August 7th 11, 11:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Posts: 835
Default at the lake

Roller derby? I'z there!

Harri
  #64  
Old August 8th 11, 12:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default at the lake

I think ursef iz da prez of tgk, i am sure willow anna willoz sisfur lizze
iz anna prolee mizz piglette, ifin hersef is more refined dan mozt hersef iz
beree tuff, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...



after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...


Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur ukittens,
lets go in anna see...


inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

Mosey n MeOwy put Tygur n Mayzy in da bittie rum wiff cutie n dey git tew
noe eech uthur. Mayzy n Tygur tell cutie ubaowt bein da same age as hur n
haow dey kan dew majik trix, but dey r tew liddl tw tew dew dem yut. Den
dey curl up n tayke uh nap..cutie izznt shir wat tew fink uff Tygur n
Mayzy yut. Mayzy wispurs tew Tygur, ai hoap we bitties kan beh furendz. we
mae be diffurunt dan da rest uff da qats but dat dunt matter tew usses.
ai hoap Pi2nya dunt mynd sawft liddle happee purrz kan beh huurd az da
bitties tayke der nap

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the rink
so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

Mosey tisses MeOwy n sez ai wyl see yew layter mai luf. Den hym goze off
tew beh wif hiz mancat frendz, ulong wif PookieKat, hoo sez baibai tew hiz
wink Sqweex, n BobQat sez baibai tew his sisfter Mimzy..hAB FUHn dey awl
yell. Pipps leevs wiff dem as wull.


da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

MeOwy , Sqweex, Mimzy n Pipps wok entew da rum n order nip pina colataz n
snax


finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...


OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,


NOW DIS is kule,


Pipps sweelz wiff delite wen hur seez da rink..um ai furgit, m ai prez uff
da TGK Club n hoo awl iz innit?
ai now OEJ iz innit n Trudi, Pi2nya but ai furgot hoo lse iz innit .

OE
J
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack wish
to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets da
same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da hoomanawl
to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry tasty!
[Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM








  #65  
Old August 8th 11, 12:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default at the lake

kule OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Pipps komes in n sez her ai m tew...ai lff tew skate. wheeeeeeee


ok so far der iz willow, storrmmee barbi anna OEJ, who isnt qwite sure
abowt deze skatez... lizzie haz piked owt a beree kute owtfit anna iz
watinta see ifin piglette willz lethersef twy...


der needsa be more gurlcats, Trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow dressed in more pads that one would think necessary is also ready
to RRRRRUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLLEEEE. She looks around, what uther girlcats are
komming to join uz. I fout Harri wud be here by now. Trudi, u kan be
our spokeperson cat, dere iza a hihi stool wiff a ramp u kan sit urself
on and all da ofther cats kan see urself. U lookz grate in dat outfitz.
Willow flicks a skate and does some quick turn abouts. She sees Lizzy in
the door way. I don't fink Piglett will let u du diz, U iz too yung and
u iz too small. Kome here anna pik out an outfitz annyway.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

hhhmmm, der iz onlee deze her short protektures, deze iz notted gud enuf
fur
efin a reglur tail like minez, mellia needsa maksa whole line fur alla
uses,...OEJ

Trudi serfeeyz da qwimint, I sees i kan notted roller derbee mine bak
legz
wunt letme, but i thinkz i minesef wuld still liksa owtfit, dey iz kinda
kule...trudi chooses a maroon owtfit wiffa number 1 onit anna baseball
kap
instead offa helmit... der, i kan watch anna like diz owtfit... trudi

Meanwhile, storrmmee anna barbi sees da owfitz anna getz efurithin, we iz
readta rumble!!! storrmmee anna barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez
or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz
awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the
rink so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz.
Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM










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Old August 8th 11, 12:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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the teacher cat thinks, mayhapz dat ladycat wuld makesa gud twainer, ...as
she watches lizzie stand and speed up atta same time,...
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett slips beside the track and whispers to Lizzie, member when u were
alone in a out and it waz kold. U had ta run from da doggies and da karz.
U start out slo dem u maginez dem after urself and don't u stopz. She
pats lizzie on the back and yells GO LIZZIE

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

the teacher cats look at each ofur knowinlee... der goez a tuff gurlkitty
fur surez,

Lizzie, now dat ursef haza krowch down, now get gowin abowt haf az fazt az
ursef thinkz ursef kan anna twy standin up,


"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Lizzie in her skating garb skates up to the big window where the bitties
can watch the skating going on. she pushes a button on the side and
motions for Cutie to do the same in the room. Yez Cutie, I iz too ole
for ur bittie rum annatu yung to skate wiff da big cats, effen dough I am
tuffer dan mostes of dem. I will ceez u later Cutie, haff a gud time.
She turns and skates away crouching down as she moves so she can go
faster.

"cutie" wrote in message ...


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while
ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...


oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der
iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to
the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food
intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz.
Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM











  #67  
Old August 8th 11, 12:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
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ursef needsa getsa owtfit dey iz ithinkz, kinda kule... lowers voice... i iz
purtee tuff, err az long az i can sit downta be tuff, lol, trudi glad to see
herown furnd
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Itz OK, Trudi. I iz not a TGK, so yoo an me kan watch da compytishun an
cheer fur owrown frendz.

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmm, der iz onlee deze her short protektures, deze iz notted gud enuf
fur efin a reglur tail like minez, mellia needsa maksa whole line fur
alla uses,...OEJ

Trudi serfeeyz da qwimint, I sees i kan notted roller derbee mine bak
legz wunt letme, but i thinkz i minesef wuld still liksa owtfit, dey iz
kinda kule...trudi chooses a maroon owtfit wiffa number 1 onit anna
baseball kap instead offa helmit... der, i kan watch anna like diz
owtfit... trudi

Meanwhile, storrmmee anna barbi sees da owfitz anna getz efurithin, we iz
readta rumble!!! storrmmee anna barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow runs from rack to rack. There is frilly short outfits, knee and
elbow pads, pretty helmets but she find a tail pad to pritect her botle
brush tail. Melia help I needza a tail protector.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now
getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door
marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens,
lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter
boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher
says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while ursefz skatez
or
takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee
reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der iz
awso
cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to the
rink so
da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food intake, err da
lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz.
Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM












  #68  
Old August 8th 11, 12:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
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but ifin ursefz iz showkittyladies ... well i guess diz iz why ursefz
retired, trudi is beree gwad ta haf furndz wif hersef...
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Aug 2011 15:09:25 -0700, Rebecca wrote:

Itz OK, Trudi. I iz not a TGK, so yoo an me kan watch da compytishun an
cheer fur owrown frendz.

Rebecca


[Two Zot girls come in and join Rebecca and Trudi]

Meow, girlz!

We iz not compytishum oriented, so we willz join yoo!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/7/2011 6:21:14 PM



  #69  
Old August 8th 11, 12:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default at the lake

ittenwatcher brings dem more fishee shaped tweets,...
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Tygur n Mayzy ask iffen da kittenwatcher haz iny tweetz fur demselfs.

kittenwatcher smilez, her fluffy tail twitches, why of kawse i duz... she
brings little fishee shapes treetz and gifes dem to cutie, we iz purtee
relaxed abowt who comez in here, butted ursef can awso pway wiffa ofur
kittens who we watches... awso der iz sum beree comfee bedz ofur der fur

when ursef needsa nap,

kittenwatcher

"cutie" wrote in message
...

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while
ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...


oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der
iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to
the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food
intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz.
Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cybčle: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM












  #70  
Old August 8th 11, 12:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Piglett beaths a great sigh of relief, hihi Harri I iz BERY glad u iz here.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

Roller derby? I'z there!

Harri
 




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