Disturbin Events

we hatez when diz happinz so we purnish owrz hoominz by hurkin or sumfin
wurze, Tiger, NOT socal
Sundance wrote in message
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Whut abowt da kitteez wif da oppussit purroblem? Owrown sekkaterry
akshooly
letted two purrfeck strangerz kum an stay in owrown howse for dayz an
dayz!
Not only dat, but dey sleeped in herown bedrum an keeped da door klozed so
I
kudnt inspektagate dere stufz!

Sundance

"Samuel Redcat" wrote in message
news
This iz almos week Toosday tu furry late on Sunday. Thats tutu long!

Sam

Dat is tootoo long! I fink you needs to port over to Italee and join us
on
da 'Venture, or port ofur to our house and party. Us kitties what getz
abandonded can stick togeffur.

Sam

da onliezt thing wurze dan strang hoominz iz strang cats, Trudi, stompin
arownd
Sylvia M wrote in message
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Datz gonna happin attid mineown howze tuumurro nite!
Meowmee'z bin kookin allot tuu. I yam nottid emprezt wiff
hoomin fuud, tho.

Pit2nya

"Sundance" wrote in message
t...
Whut abowt da kitteez wif da oppussit purroblem? Owrown sekkaterry
akshooly letted two purrfeck strangerz kum an stay in owrown howse for
dayz an dayz! Not only dat, but dey sleeped in herown bedrum an keeped
da door klozed so I kudnt inspektagate dere stufz!

Sundance

"Samuel Redcat" wrote in message
news
This iz almos week Toosday tu furry late on Sunday. Thats tutu long!

Sam

Dat is tootoo long! I fink you needs to port over to Italee and join
us on
da 'Venture, or port ofur to our house and party. Us kitties what
getz
abandonded can stick togeffur.

Sam

On Apr 28, 7:04*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T . *Oh my gudnez dat souns like what me anna Willow didz
whilst gramby waz gon. *We loostenez da dirt in da hibiscuits treez in da
big pots. *We kleaned off da puter deskz. *Funni fing dough, her didn't
realli preciate ourown help.

Hoomanz neffur effur apurrsheayt owrz hewp... prolly beclawz dey iz
lowly, stoopid hoomanz. Itz wike uh unwroted rool ur sumfin tu dem tu
neffur want owrz hewp, eefun dough we duz a bedderer job at mostist
fings den hoomanz.

--- Onyx, who tries constantly to "help" his humans... and is always
told 'no, thank you... nowgettawayfromthat!!!' in the end...

U iz rite. And dere iz no hope in edumacationing dem. Willow who get the
blame most bacause she has so much white that is always showing dirt.
"Cory" wrote in message
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On Apr 28, 7:04 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T . Oh my gudnez dat souns like what me anna Willow didz
whilst gramby waz gon. We loostenez da dirt in da hibiscuits treez in da
big pots. We kleaned off da puter deskz. Funni fing dough, her didn't
realli preciate ourown help.

Hoomanz neffur effur apurrsheayt owrz hewp... prolly beclawz dey iz
lowly, stoopid hoomanz. Itz wike uh unwroted rool ur sumfin tu dem tu
neffur want owrz hewp, eefun dough we duz a bedderer job at mostist
fings den hoomanz.

--- Onyx, who tries constantly to "help" his humans... and is always
told 'no, thank you... nowgettawayfromthat!!!' in the end...

On Apr 30, 6:33*am, "Granby" wrote:
U iz rite. *And dere iz no hope in edumacationing dem. *Willow who get the
blame most bacause she has so much white that is always showing dirt.

UB ~ Onyx has the same exact problem, Willow... except in reverse,
since he is an all-black kitty.