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Old June 4th 09, 12:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/3/2009 7:42:09 PM
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Old June 4th 09, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

O T calls Harri on the catcell phone. Heyz Harri u wanna do to da partie?

Diz iz a joke da barekitten told gramby diz day. U fink da kommunitee wud
find itselfz funni? It is about a pet, not a cat butted a pet all da same

..
A pet centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to
the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After
some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will
have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
"How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet ... So he waited
a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his
face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to church with me and learn about God?"

This time, a little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes."
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/3/2009 7:42:09 PM



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Old June 5th 09, 12:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

O T calls Harri on the catcell phone. Heyz Harri u wanna do to da partie?


Absolpurrlutely! I is ready.

Diz iz a joke da barekitten told gramby diz day. U fink da kommunitee wud
find itselfz funni? It is about a pet, not a cat butted a pet all da same


Yes, I fink dey would like dat! Dats furry funny.

Harri
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Old June 4th 09, 02:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey `=`^..^`=`
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!


Fangu, Mimzy, Bob Qat and I wood wuv tew come n help yoo sellabrate.
Iz there innyfing wee kan bring?
Luffs
Mosey n da Kits

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/3/2009 7:42:09 PM



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Old June 4th 09, 03:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 19:45:13 -0400, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!



Nip!! Nip!! Nip!!!!

Cinder
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Old June 4th 09, 04:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

  #7  
Old June 5th 09, 07:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint likeit
one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!



  #8  
Old June 8th 09, 05:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint likeit
one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!



  #9  
Old June 8th 09, 07:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

it wuz horrible, soft anna furry bringed alla uses to dat ted on friday,
tiger anna minesef knewed it was gonna be bad when furry putted togefur 2
new kitty jailz, tiger sayed dat onli permineint kitteez gettsa kitty jail,
anna now alla uses haz one... soft was all happi kuz she getted deze two fur
haf prize anna dey fitted barbi anna stormmee gud...

butted stormmee kan getit opin anna afur da ted where furry alzmozt hadda
strok furm da bill... stormmee skaped to da owt fura while to da nayborz
tralor... butted hersef iz bak...

dat ted bill wuz how owrsefz purnished demsevez fur takin uses... it costed
more dan two howze paymintz... lucky fur furry anna soft dat ted letted dem
charg purt ofit until da middle of da monf... soft sayz we mite hafta eat
sardinez Tiger hadda particularli bad time when dey stealed hizown blood...
da ted alzo taked tv anna oejz blood... butted now we iz home anna onli
purnishin dem a little, spekalli when we all getz ear medicine.

Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint likeit
one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!



  #10  
Old June 10th 09, 05:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Owh Chester!! My luff! It jus sownds awful, and Ime so glad yu are hoam
safe. Yu are rite, that TED bill will make dem fink twise before they
take mew again!

Lie down an I will breng mew sumthing nise to eet.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
it wuz horrible, soft anna furry bringed alla uses to dat ted on friday,
tiger anna minesef knewed it was gonna be bad when furry putted togefur 2
new kitty jailz, tiger sayed dat onli permineint kitteez gettsa kitty jail,
anna now alla uses haz one... soft was all happi kuz she getted deze two fur
haf prize anna dey fitted barbi anna stormmee gud...

butted stormmee kan getit opin anna afur da ted where furry alzmozt hadda
strok furm da bill... stormmee skaped to da owt fura while to da nayborz
tralor... butted hersef iz bak...

dat ted bill wuz how owrsefz purnished demsevez fur takin uses... it costed
more dan two howze paymintz... lucky fur furry anna soft dat ted letted dem
charg purt ofit until da middle of da monf... soft sayz we mite hafta eat
sardinez Tiger hadda particularli bad time when dey stealed hizown blood...
da ted alzo taked tv anna oejz blood... butted now we iz home anna onli
purnishin dem a little, spekalli when we all getz ear medicine.

Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint likeit
one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!


 




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