Inbitatshun to a pardee!

On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 18:45:39 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

about the time that his wife kittee putz away da prezzie Tiger enters and
beginz wunnerin whut da gud smellz iz... he goez to da bar kittee orderz a
double of anithin takez it anna drinkz it straight away...

Mine luff! Whut did dey do to yoo! [smooths his
fur and smooches him]

Happy birfday an annifursary! [hands him a small
leather box]

Dis iz fur mine onetroo luff!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/5/2009 11:06:47 PM

On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
little, agile paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Well Happy Purrday, mine friend!

[Pulls out a swiss army knife with an oyster
shucker, and on a plate opens half a dozen oysters
in a wink]

Heer, haff a taste!

--
à bientôt,

Jacques

On Thu, 4 Jun 2009 20:13:57 -0700, Pi2nya AKA
Sweetee's nimble, little paws typed:

Hapy Purrday, Anais...
Pit2nya pawz Anais a long thin silver bockz in which is a
silver necklace:
00000=====88888OOOO####

Wear it in gudgud healff, dear.

Ooooh, itz Bootiful, Pitoonya! Fangu so mutch!
You iz a gudgud freend!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/5/2009 11:10:24 PM

On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/5/2009 11:11:29 PM

On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 18:45:39 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

sorri ta be late anna sucha mezz butted deze hoominz iz gettin owtta
kontrol, dey hauled alla uses ta ted today... anna we iz juzt now
bak...*behind hizown paw to hiz wife kittee... we showed dem, we costed dem
more dan two howze paymintz today.. snikerz... so der... he orderz anofur
drink... iz dat micey anna eggplant a apetizer or fur da dinner, he
smoochees hiz wife kittee and bowz to electra, remfurin hiz mannerz at lazt,
Tiger

Ahhh, mine furrend, zee indignantiez ob da TED...

Weel, eet eez ofur now, so let me wish yoo an M.
Sundance a Happy Purrday, and yoo an Mme. Anaïs a
Happy Anipurrsary!

Zee mowsey an eggplantz and zee langostinoz are
fur appytizers, az are zee oysterz! [Takes a
platter from a waitkitty, gives one to Tiger and
slurps one for himself] Ummmmmmmmm! Delicious!

I finks zat zee Inspektor eez in zee kitchen wif
zee chefs, and yoo can be sure zat we will eet and
drink like royalty tonight!

Lets celebrate! Hmmmm, haz anycat seen mine
Rebecca?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

We kud tri butted hinselfz had a bad day and sumtimez he drinkz a bit too
muchez. Him duzn fite or anyfing, just goez ta sleepz.
"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a
I
on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz
day,
specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to
help
himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz
ta
take dem stepz.

We can do dat! An Sammy willz be glad to hepp ourownselves too.

Dus you fink we could distract him wif some roasted turkeybird, or
roasted gooseybird, or MiceCream? Mebbe some roasted beast wif nip
sauce? I know dat mine sisfurs is easily distracted by yummy fudz.

Ranger

On Jun 5, 8:00*pm, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`"
wrote:
A porter twinkles twinkles and lands and out step Mosey, Mimzy and Bob Qat.

Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur
wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got
her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what
he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a
drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz
hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I
on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz
day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to
help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we
haz ta take dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

it iz yucki anna too horribleta efin diskuzz... butted at leazt da ted wuz
respetiful enuf ta notted takez mine tempasure... i haz you a prezziee, err
butted i kant remfur atta moment juzt where i putted it so i wuuldint
furget.

da gud newz iz i pazzed mine blood tezt...

happi purr day anna anipursari to you az well, akordinto da ted rekordz i iz
13 yearz owlde so da owdezt i mite be iz 15... Tiger
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 18:45:39 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

about the time that his wife kittee putz away da prezzie Tiger enters and
beginz wunnerin whut da gud smellz iz... he goez to da bar kittee orderz
a
double of anithin takez it anna drinkz it straight away...

Mine luff! Whut did dey do to yoo! [smooths his
fur and smooches him]

Happy birfday an annifursary! [hands him a small
leather box]

Dis iz fur mine onetroo luff!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/5/2009 11:06:47 PM

yez itz ofur fur anofur year, or so i thinkz, cept for OEJ who mite hafta
get more blood steeled soon... deze iz wunnerful, anna i juzt yelled atta
ted anna ted heper, MH growled her anna den wuz sweet to da ted heper,
stormmee wuz so upsetted she efin hizzed furri which her nefur duz... i
lofez ani seafudz,... thanky you, Tiger
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
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On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 18:45:39 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

sorri ta be late anna sucha mezz butted deze hoominz iz gettin owtta
kontrol, dey hauled alla uses ta ted today... anna we iz juzt now
bak...*behind hizown paw to hiz wife kittee... we showed dem, we costed
dem
more dan two howze paymintz today.. snikerz... so der... he orderz anofur
drink... iz dat micey anna eggplant a apetizer or fur da dinner, he
smoochees hiz wife kittee and bowz to electra, remfurin hiz mannerz at
lazt,
Tiger

Ahhh, mine furrend, zee indignantiez ob da TED...

Weel, eet eez ofur now, so let me wish yoo an M.
Sundance a Happy Purrday, and yoo an Mme. Anaïs a
Happy Anipurrsary!

Zee mowsey an eggplantz and zee langostinoz are
fur appytizers, az are zee oysterz! [Takes a
platter from a waitkitty, gives one to Tiger and
slurps one for himself] Ummmmmmmmm! Delicious!

I finks zat zee Inspektor eez in zee kitchen wif
zee chefs, and yoo can be sure zat we will eet and
drink like royalty tonight!

Lets celebrate! Hmmmm, haz anycat seen mine
Rebecca?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir