To Allegra G. and Louise S. Rubin

Meoh, Meoh, Meoh!

Deer Allegra an' Louise, dis is yer Sekrit Santa! Just writin' tu say
shoore yu've bin gudgud lovely lady-kats dis yeer an whut a plezzure it
is shoppin' fur yews bof.

Mrs. Claws (de contracted Sekrit Shopper ov Sekrit Santa) hazza kweschin
she wantid tu ask. Iff'n yews were tu pick favrit colors of de
follow'in optins, whut wud it bee?

Teal, turqoises, and green-blus;
Burgundy, dusty roses, and pinkly-purples;
-or-
Black'n'wite wif lots of britebrite rainbos?

Not qwite shoore whut Mrs.Claws has in dat funny hed or if she kin effin
du whut she finks, but she sez she wants ta no.

Fangu,

yer Sekrit Santa