Three lawz fur hoominz

Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time
when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or
stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz
fur behavior.

1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git hurted.
2. Hoominz muss do whut kitteez sez, unless it wud hurt a kittee.
3. Hoominz muss take kare uv demselvez, unless doin dat wud hurt a kittee or
go agenst a kittee's orderz.

Meowmie fingkz deze roolz wuz made by a hoomin, but I telled her dey wuz
not. I fingk dis mite giv ussez a startin poynt fur when we duz da boot kamp
trainin.

Sundance