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OT- How you know you are addicted to the internet
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You Know youre Addicted to the Internet when? - You kiss your girlfriend's home page. - Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. - You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google. - You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. - You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment. - Your dreams are in HTML. - You refer to going to the bathroom as ?downloading.? - You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au" - You turn up the volume real loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you. - All of your friends have @ in their names. - Your dog has its own webpage. - You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. - You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger - You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. (OK ? We all have done this one) - Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. - You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. - You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling. - You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have. - You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call. - You double click your TV remote. |
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"KittyLady" wrote in message
oups.com... Enjoy You Know youre Addicted to the Internet when? - You kiss your girlfriend's home page. - Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. - You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google. - You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. - You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment. - Your dreams are in HTML. - You refer to going to the bathroom as ?downloading.? - You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au" - You turn up the volume real loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you. - All of your friends have @ in their names. - Your dog has its own webpage. - You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. - You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger - You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. (OK ? We all have done this one) - Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. - You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours. - You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling. - You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have. - You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call. - You double click your TV remote. ROTFLMAO! OK, I'm guilty of just about all of the above! ; Hugs, CatNipped |
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Me too! the 3 AM email checking is my worst habit.
Skritches, KittyLady |
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And how about:
- You plan your driving trips so that your stops will be in areas where you know you get good wireless internet connections |
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"KittyLady" had some very interesting
things to say about OT- How you know you are addicted to the internet: - You refer to going to the bathroom as ?downloading.? Errr, we (DH and I) do this, when we don't refer to "using the litterbox" (by the two-leggeds). - You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back. (OK ? We all have done this one) I've done that a time or two. - Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. Errr, DH insisted on networking us (we entered the marriage with his & hers computers, having met online). - You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling. I was already a fast reader, but chat does seem to have considerably improved my typing speed. :-) - You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call. Where can you do that? I have a hard time getting DH to drop carrier so I can make voice calls. - You double click your TV remote. I don't think I've done that, but ISTR trying to double-click with my PDA stylus. -- "The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL |
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