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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191
That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. -- The High Weirdness Project http://www.modemac.com |
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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
On Dec 13, 7:22 am, Modemac wrote:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191 That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. -- The High Weirdness Project http://www.modemac.com awww how they gonna hunt for bugs in the dark now? On the positive side, it makes em easier to see and less likely to be hit by cars. |
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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
On Dec 13, 7:22 am, Modemac wrote:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191 That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. -- The High Weirdness Project http://www.modemac.com http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-dark-cats.jpg |
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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
On 13 Dec, 12:22, Modemac wrote:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191 That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. -- The High Weirdness Project http://www.modemac.com So SOME cats aren't grey in the dark anymore. |
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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
They don't glow so much as fluoresce; that is, under ultraviolet light
they reflect back in the visible part of the spectrum. You'd only see the effect under black light. In article , Modemac wrote: http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191 That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. -- The High Weirdness Project http://www.modemac.com |
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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
Slime Lowlife wrote:
Modemac wrote: http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191 That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. They don't glow so much as fluoresce; that is, under ultraviolet light they reflect back in the visible part of the spectrum. You'd only see the effect under black light. My wife shook me awake in the dark, her nails digging into the flesh of my arm. "Honey, I heard a noise!" Groggily, I ask, "Are the cats in here?" "How would I know?" she asked. "I can't see them in the dark! Will you turn them on?" I reach over and flip the switch. Click! We see two small reddish cats walking around on the furniture. They look a little surprised when they start glowing, but then realize we see them. "Get OFF the FURNITURE!" my wife yells. They jump to the floor guiltily, and I flick them off. Click! Tom the Alien Cat |
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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
On Dec 20, 7:46 pm, "Tom+Gracie+Jenny" wrote:
Slime Lowlife wrote: Modemac wrote: http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191 That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. They don't glow so much as fluoresce; that is, under ultraviolet light they reflect back in the visible part of the spectrum. You'd only see the effect under black light. My wife shook me awake in the dark, her nails digging into the flesh of my arm. "Honey, I heard a noise!" Groggily, I ask, "Are the cats in here?" "How would I know?" she asked. "I can't see them in the dark! Will you turn them on?" I reach over and flip the switch. Click! We see two small reddish cats walking around on the furniture. They look a little surprised when they start glowing, but then realize we see them. "Get OFF the FURNITURE!" my wife yells. They jump to the floor guiltily, and I flick them off. Click! Tom the Alien Cat Yes, but your cats glow green. It's the neighbors' cats who glow red. |
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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
On Dec 20, 11:09 pm, Father Haskell wrote:
On Dec 20, 7:46 pm, "Tom+Gracie+Jenny" wrote: Slime Lowlife wrote: Modemac wrote: http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191 That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. They don't glow so much as fluoresce; that is, under ultraviolet light they reflect back in the visible part of the spectrum. You'd only see the effect under black light. My wife shook me awake in the dark, her nails digging into the flesh of my arm. "Honey, I heard a noise!" Groggily, I ask, "Are the cats in here?" "How would I know?" she asked. "I can't see them in the dark! Will you turn them on?" I reach over and flip the switch. Click! We see two small reddish cats walking around on the furniture. They look a little surprised when they start glowing, but then realize we see them. "Get OFF the FURNITURE!" my wife yells. They jump to the floor guiltily, and I flick them off. Click! Tom the Alien Cat Yes, but your cats glow green. It's the neighbors' cats who glow red. Glow in the dark cats would be a great boon to me (as if you guys give a rats ass about me, anyway). You see, sometimes I wake up at night having to **** real bad and if it's really dark I'll get lost back in a corner and panic and the urge to pee is so strong that I have to go right there on the floor and clean it up in the morning when God's blessed sunlight fills the room. Now, a couple of glow in the dark cats would helput a whole lot. - True confessions of a Texas Pecan Rancher (the TPR system). - I love you all. - Mongrel dog soils actor's foot. |
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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
On Dec 21, 12:28 am, Don Stockbauer wrote:
On Dec 20, 11:09 pm, Father Haskell wrote: On Dec 20, 7:46 pm, "Tom+Gracie+Jenny" wrote: Slime Lowlife wrote: Modemac wrote: http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191 That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. They don't glow so much as fluoresce; that is, under ultraviolet light they reflect back in the visible part of the spectrum. You'd only see the effect under black light. My wife shook me awake in the dark, her nails digging into the flesh of my arm. "Honey, I heard a noise!" Groggily, I ask, "Are the cats in here?" "How would I know?" she asked. "I can't see them in the dark! Will you turn them on?" I reach over and flip the switch. Click! We see two small reddish cats walking around on the furniture. They look a little surprised when they start glowing, but then realize we see them. "Get OFF the FURNITURE!" my wife yells. They jump to the floor guiltily, and I flick them off. Click! Tom the Alien Cat Yes, but your cats glow green. It's the neighbors' cats who glow red. Glow in the dark cats would be a great boon to me (as if you guys give a rats ass about me, anyway). You see, sometimes I wake up at night having to **** real bad and if it's really dark I'll get lost back in a corner and panic and the urge to pee is so strong that I have to go right there on the floor and clean it up in the morning when God's blessed sunlight fills the room. Now, a couple of glow in the dark cats would helput a whole lot. For that, you want seeing eye cats. |
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Scientists clone mutant glow-in-the-dark cats
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On 2007-12-21, Father Haskell wrote: On Dec 21, 12:28 am, Don Stockbauer wrote: On Dec 20, 11:09 pm, Father Haskell wrote: On Dec 20, 7:46 pm, "Tom+Gracie+Jenny" wrote: Slime Lowlife wrote: Modemac wrote: http://inventorspot.com/articles/sci...nthedark__9191 That's not flourescent paint or dye - those really are cloned cats with proteins added to their genetic mixture to make them glow. They don't glow so much as fluoresce; that is, under ultraviolet light they reflect back in the visible part of the spectrum. You'd only see the effect under black light. My wife shook me awake in the dark, her nails digging into the flesh of my arm. "Honey, I heard a noise!" Groggily, I ask, "Are the cats in here?" "How would I know?" she asked. "I can't see them in the dark! Will you turn them on?" I reach over and flip the switch. Click! We see two small reddish cats walking around on the furniture. They look a little surprised when they start glowing, but then realize we see them. "Get OFF the FURNITURE!" my wife yells. They jump to the floor guiltily, and I flick them off. Click! Tom the Alien Cat Yes, but your cats glow green. It's the neighbors' cats who glow red. Glow in the dark cats would be a great boon to me (as if you guys give a rats ass about me, anyway). You see, sometimes I wake up at night having to **** real bad and if it's really dark I'll get lost back in a corner and panic and the urge to pee is so strong that I have to go right there on the floor and clean it up in the morning when God's blessed sunlight fills the room. Now, a couple of glow in the dark cats would helput a whole lot. For that, you want seeing eye cats. Or a glow in the dark toilet. |
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