"Loveable" Louise Mugabe!

Wazza chikken coup? Sum kinda war?
Jest kurious
Mosey

"Booker"...
loveable Louise, yu kant leeve. yu haf to pervide da chikkens in da coup.

Booker

Adam wrote:
Lucy wrote:
GIFF IT UP!

Lucy

U win. I leeve RPCC in disgrace. Bye.

L.

"ClowderCat"
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find some
other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence

We're kind of fond of peeing in their shoes.

Cleo

That's a good idea. Clarence has hurked on mom's shoes before.

Do you want to come here and do it?

Chester

Dat mayed me waff..
I peed on da big bed twise n dey putted a pwaxtic fing onna top sew
dey wunt hafta warsh da comforter agin.
Mosey

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find some
other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
We're kind of fond of peeing in their shoes.

Cleo
That's a good idea. Clarence has hurked on mom's shoes before.

Do you want to come here and do it?

Chester

Dat mayed me waff..
I peed on da big bed twise n dey putted a pwaxtic fing onna top sew
dey wunt hafta warsh da comforter agin.
Mosey

I've also hurked on the bed and 2 of the chairs. And the carpet.

You did a good job with your peeing.

Clarence

"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:


ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:



"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz a
chance to
say why dem haz been gone.

I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come here.
She's untrainable.

Chester and Clarence

Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.

We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find some
other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence

A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled, but den
it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to unpuff ther
tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud jus go bak to owr plan
that we could hafffa purresident anna Poohbah at da same tyme. Kind of
like a purresident anna sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt red all
da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an it starts agin.
We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa moratorium on threts til
Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng

That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm willing to
have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as long as she
doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence

Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey

Hi hi Willow
Mabbee Louise had sumting rong dun tew hur wen hur wuz a bittie n et affext
hurself. Dat kan happin sumtimez n I feel bad fur herself. Dont leeve usses
Louise.
We kan wurk awl dis out. Right Tabitha?

Absopurrlutely


No No Lucy, et iznt yer fawlt at awl. Sumtimez we awl snap.
heer, have a nise 'friend' nosepoink tew make yew feel bedder
I gnow Tabitha wunt mind. *looks at Tabitha* wud yew?

Not at all.

Tabitha

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:

ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz a
chance to
say why dem haz been gone.
I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come here.
She's untrainable.
Chester and Clarence
Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find some
other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled, but den
it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to unpuff ther
tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud jus go bak to owr plan
that we could hafffa purresident anna Poohbah at da same tyme. Kind of
like a purresident anna sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt red all
da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an it starts agin.
We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa moratorium on threts til
Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng
That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm willing to
have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as long as she
doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence

Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey


That's a good idea. I love ice cream. Maybe we can get Pitoonya to
bring some of her mice cream!

When and where are we having this meeting?

Clarence

"Tabitha Fluffytail"
Hi hi Willow
Mabbee Louise had sumting rong dun tew hur wen hur wuz a bittie n et
affext
hurself. Dat kan happin sumtimez n I feel bad fur herself. Dont leeve
usses
Louise.
We kan wurk awl dis out. Right Tabitha?

Absopurrlutely

Fangu


No No Lucy, et iznt yer fawlt at awl. Sumtimez we awl snap.
heer, have a nise 'friend' nosepoink tew make yew feel bedder
I gnow Tabitha wunt mind. *looks at Tabitha* wud yew?

Not at all.

Tabitha

Tabitha, will yew bee myown gurlfriend?
I reely wike yew n yew r sew bootuful n hab a nise attitude tew.
Yew rn't jellous eether.
And yew make sum gudgud fuds tew
Fink bout it, umkay? No hurriez, no worriez.
I will tawk tew yew on Fryday.
nosepoink
Mosey
--off to cuddlenap wif Meowmie

"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
We're kind of fond of peeing in their shoes.

Cleo
That's a good idea. Clarence has hurked on mom's shoes before.

Do you want to come here and do it?

Chester

Dat mayed me waff..
I peed on da big bed twise n dey putted a pwaxtic fing onna top sew
dey wunt hafta warsh da comforter agin.
Mosey

I've also hurked on the bed and 2 of the chairs. And the carpet.

You did a good job with your peeing.

Clarence

Meowmie n Paw dint fink sew....
Paw gotted reel mad wif me fur dat.
I hurk onna rug sumtimez.
Mosey

"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:

ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz a
chance to
say why dem haz been gone.
I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come here.
She's untrainable.
Chester and Clarence
Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled, but
den it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to unpuff ther
tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud jus go bak to owr
plan that we could hafffa purresident anna Poohbah at da same tyme.
Kind of like a purresident anna sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt red all
da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an it starts
agin. We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa moratorium on threts
til Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng
That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm willing to
have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as long as she
doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence

Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey
That's a good idea. I love ice cream. Maybe we can get Pitoonya to bring
some of her mice cream!

When and where are we having this meeting?

Clarence

Mmmmm, I cud bwing sum nip ise cream tew.
Mosey

Tabitha, will yew bee myown gurlfriend?
I reely wike yew n yew r sew bootuful n hab a nise attitude tew.
Yew rn't jellous eether.
And yew make sum gudgud fuds tew
Fink bout it, umkay? No hurriez, no worriez.
I will tawk tew yew on Fryday.
nosepoink
Mosey
--off to cuddlenap wif Meowmie

I don't need to fink about it. I would luf to be your girlcatfriend!

Tabitha