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  #91  
Old May 17th 06, 07:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default The ending...

On Sun, 14 May 2006 20:24:56 -0700, The Countess Katzenplatzen's
nimble, little paws typed:


Here-here! Zis haz been ze most eggzelent adventure. I would nefer haf
thought of ze hotel barge - zees was one of ze most relaxing, enjoyable
trips I haf efer taken.

Now, mine dear friends, I would like to invite all of you to teleport to
mine castle to enjoy a post-trip party. Ze people of mine valley haf
prepared anozer egzellent feast, though probably not as wonderful as this.
And we haf some of our own locally-grown and produced wines. Ve haf also
arranged fur a wonderful orchestra to perform some moosic fur us.

Ze teleporters here can take you directly to mine castle, where
accomodations are available for everyone.

Thank you, mine fine friends.

You're welcome, Countess,

And dis sounds like anufur luffly 'venture. Tiger, my luff, shall we
pack up owr fings an port to da Countesses' castle?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/17/2006 2:18:14 PM
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  #92  
Old May 18th 06, 10:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default The ending... (was: The dinner party continues...)

diz iz veri nize, Tiger
Elizabeth wrote in message
ups.com...
Monty slips in with the band and leads them in an old Gershwin tune:

I never traveled further North than old Van Courtland Park
and never further South than the aquarium
I've seen the charm of Jersey City, but first let me remark
I saw it from the empire state solarium

But we've been putting nickels in the postal savings bank
and when those nickels pile up, we can toddle off in swank
and I don't mean an ordinary cook's tour
I mean a cabin de-luxe tour

Someday we'll go places
New lands and new faces
The day we quit punching the clock
The future looks pleasant,
But at present
Let's take a walk around the block.

You're just the companion
I want at Grand Canyon
for throwing old blades down the rock
The money we have`ll go for travel
Meantime, let's walk around the block.

Gangway, we'll begin
When our, ship comes in
I'll sit on your lap
All over the map

To London in May time
To Venice in play time
To Paris in time for a frock
To Boston in bean time
Darling, meantime
Let's take a walk around the block.

In Winter at Christmas,
We'll visit the isthmus
And see how they lock up a lock
And then in Caracas, on a jackass,
We'll take a ride around the block.

We'll keep to our promise,
To visit St. Thomas
And then at Jamaica we'll dock
The prospect is thrilling,
Still I am willing,
Just now to walk around the block.

Onward, to Cathay
Then to Mandalay
Boom on to Bangkok
P'r'aps Vladivostok

We'll send the folks cables
Accumulate labels
Buy souvenirs till we're in hock
But since we are flat in old Manhattan
Let's take a walk around the block.

-- Montgomery Gawain FitzThomas



  #93  
Old May 18th 06, 10:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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letz go, Tiger getz up, kisses the paw of the countess and takes the paw of
his wife kitty to get radi,...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Sun, 14 May 2006 20:24:56 -0700, The Countess Katzenplatzen's
nimble, little paws typed:


Here-here! Zis haz been ze most eggzelent adventure. I would nefer haf
thought of ze hotel barge - zees was one of ze most relaxing, enjoyable
trips I haf efer taken.

Now, mine dear friends, I would like to invite all of you to teleport to
mine castle to enjoy a post-trip party. Ze people of mine valley haf
prepared anozer egzellent feast, though probably not as wonderful as

this.
And we haf some of our own locally-grown and produced wines. Ve haf also
arranged fur a wonderful orchestra to perform some moosic fur us.

Ze teleporters here can take you directly to mine castle, where
accomodations are available for everyone.

Thank you, mine fine friends.

You're welcome, Countess,

And dis sounds like anufur luffly 'venture. Tiger, my luff, shall we
pack up owr fings an port to da Countesses' castle?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/17/2006 2:18:14 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net



  #94  
Old May 19th 06, 12:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Thu, 18 May 2006 16:41:31 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

letz go, Tiger getz up, kisses the paw of the countess and takes the paw of
his wife kitty to get radi,...


Dis shud be a nyce 'venture - I've nefur been infited to a castle
before!

Gurlz, iz yourownselves gettink reddy to go?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/18/2006 7:05:19 PM
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  #95  
Old May 19th 06, 05:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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we needsa an xtra nize hoztezz gifti butted i kant think of one, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Thu, 18 May 2006 16:41:31 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

letz go, Tiger getz up, kisses the paw of the countess and takes the paw

of
his wife kitty to get radi,...


Dis shud be a nyce 'venture - I've nefur been infited to a castle
before!

Gurlz, iz yourownselves gettink reddy to go?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/18/2006 7:05:19 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net



  #96  
Old May 19th 06, 03:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Thu, 18 May 2006 23:48:03 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

we needsa an xtra nize hoztezz gifti butted i kant think of one, Tiger


Hmmm, da Countess seems to like gud wine, letz get her a case from
dat vinyard we stopped at!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/19/2006 10:32:39 AM
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  #97  
Old May 19th 06, 03:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Thu, 18 May 2006 23:48:03 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

we needsa an xtra nize hoztezz gifti butted i kant think of one, Tiger


[Cleo whispers to Tiger]
From talking to the Countess, I think a nice soft heated kitty bed would
be very much appreciated. She's getting on in years, and her joints ache
quite a bit.

Cleo

  #98  
Old May 19th 06, 03:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Hmmm, da Countess seems to like gud wine, letz get her a case from
dat vinyard we stopped at!


I believe she would love that!

Cleo
  #99  
Old May 19th 06, 04:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Fri, 19 May 2006 07:54:10 -0700, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
Silvercat's nimble, little paws typed:

[Cleo whispers to Tiger]
From talking to the Countess, I think a nice soft heated kitty bed would
be very much appreciated. She's getting on in years, and her joints ache
quite a bit.

Cleo


Ooooh! Datz a gud ideer, Cleo! Letz giff her boff! [picks up her cell
phone and orders the heated bed and wine] Gud, dey'll be heer soon!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/19/2006 11:50:19 AM
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  #100  
Old May 19th 06, 08:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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gud idermint, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Thu, 18 May 2006 23:48:03 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

we needsa an xtra nize hoztezz gifti butted i kant think of one, Tiger


Hmmm, da Countess seems to like gud wine, letz get her a case from
dat vinyard we stopped at!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/19/2006 10:32:39 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net



 




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