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The ending...
On Sun, 14 May 2006 20:24:56 -0700, The Countess Katzenplatzen's
nimble, little paws typed: Here-here! Zis haz been ze most eggzelent adventure. I would nefer haf thought of ze hotel barge - zees was one of ze most relaxing, enjoyable trips I haf efer taken. Now, mine dear friends, I would like to invite all of you to teleport to mine castle to enjoy a post-trip party. Ze people of mine valley haf prepared anozer egzellent feast, though probably not as wonderful as this. And we haf some of our own locally-grown and produced wines. Ve haf also arranged fur a wonderful orchestra to perform some moosic fur us. Ze teleporters here can take you directly to mine castle, where accomodations are available for everyone. Thank you, mine fine friends. You're welcome, Countess, And dis sounds like anufur luffly 'venture. Tiger, my luff, shall we pack up owr fings an port to da Countesses' castle? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 5/17/2006 2:18:14 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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The ending... (was: The dinner party continues...)
diz iz veri nize, Tiger
Elizabeth wrote in message ups.com... Monty slips in with the band and leads them in an old Gershwin tune: I never traveled further North than old Van Courtland Park and never further South than the aquarium I've seen the charm of Jersey City, but first let me remark I saw it from the empire state solarium But we've been putting nickels in the postal savings bank and when those nickels pile up, we can toddle off in swank and I don't mean an ordinary cook's tour I mean a cabin de-luxe tour Someday we'll go places New lands and new faces The day we quit punching the clock The future looks pleasant, But at present Let's take a walk around the block. You're just the companion I want at Grand Canyon for throwing old blades down the rock The money we have`ll go for travel Meantime, let's walk around the block. Gangway, we'll begin When our, ship comes in I'll sit on your lap All over the map To London in May time To Venice in play time To Paris in time for a frock To Boston in bean time Darling, meantime Let's take a walk around the block. In Winter at Christmas, We'll visit the isthmus And see how they lock up a lock And then in Caracas, on a jackass, We'll take a ride around the block. We'll keep to our promise, To visit St. Thomas And then at Jamaica we'll dock The prospect is thrilling, Still I am willing, Just now to walk around the block. Onward, to Cathay Then to Mandalay Boom on to Bangkok P'r'aps Vladivostok We'll send the folks cables Accumulate labels Buy souvenirs till we're in hock But since we are flat in old Manhattan Let's take a walk around the block. -- Montgomery Gawain FitzThomas |
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The ending...
letz go, Tiger getz up, kisses the paw of the countess and takes the paw of
his wife kitty to get radi,... Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 May 2006 20:24:56 -0700, The Countess Katzenplatzen's nimble, little paws typed: Here-here! Zis haz been ze most eggzelent adventure. I would nefer haf thought of ze hotel barge - zees was one of ze most relaxing, enjoyable trips I haf efer taken. Now, mine dear friends, I would like to invite all of you to teleport to mine castle to enjoy a post-trip party. Ze people of mine valley haf prepared anozer egzellent feast, though probably not as wonderful as this. And we haf some of our own locally-grown and produced wines. Ve haf also arranged fur a wonderful orchestra to perform some moosic fur us. Ze teleporters here can take you directly to mine castle, where accomodations are available for everyone. Thank you, mine fine friends. You're welcome, Countess, And dis sounds like anufur luffly 'venture. Tiger, my luff, shall we pack up owr fings an port to da Countesses' castle? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 5/17/2006 2:18:14 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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The ending...
On Thu, 18 May 2006 16:41:31 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed: letz go, Tiger getz up, kisses the paw of the countess and takes the paw of his wife kitty to get radi,... Dis shud be a nyce 'venture - I've nefur been infited to a castle before! Gurlz, iz yourownselves gettink reddy to go? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 5/18/2006 7:05:19 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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The ending...
we needsa an xtra nize hoztezz gifti butted i kant think of one, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Thu, 18 May 2006 16:41:31 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: letz go, Tiger getz up, kisses the paw of the countess and takes the paw of his wife kitty to get radi,... Dis shud be a nyce 'venture - I've nefur been infited to a castle before! Gurlz, iz yourownselves gettink reddy to go? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 5/18/2006 7:05:19 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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The ending...
On Thu, 18 May 2006 23:48:03 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed: we needsa an xtra nize hoztezz gifti butted i kant think of one, Tiger Hmmm, da Countess seems to like gud wine, letz get her a case from dat vinyard we stopped at! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 5/19/2006 10:32:39 AM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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The ending...
On Thu, 18 May 2006 23:48:03 -0500, Stormmee wrote:
we needsa an xtra nize hoztezz gifti butted i kant think of one, Tiger [Cleo whispers to Tiger] From talking to the Countess, I think a nice soft heated kitty bed would be very much appreciated. She's getting on in years, and her joints ache quite a bit. Cleo |
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The ending...
Hmmm, da Countess seems to like gud wine, letz get her a case from
dat vinyard we stopped at! I believe she would love that! Cleo |
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The ending...
On Fri, 19 May 2006 07:54:10 -0700, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
Silvercat's nimble, little paws typed: [Cleo whispers to Tiger] From talking to the Countess, I think a nice soft heated kitty bed would be very much appreciated. She's getting on in years, and her joints ache quite a bit. Cleo Ooooh! Datz a gud ideer, Cleo! Letz giff her boff! [picks up her cell phone and orders the heated bed and wine] Gud, dey'll be heer soon! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 5/19/2006 11:50:19 AM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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The ending...
gud idermint, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Thu, 18 May 2006 23:48:03 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: we needsa an xtra nize hoztezz gifti butted i kant think of one, Tiger Hmmm, da Countess seems to like gud wine, letz get her a case from dat vinyard we stopped at! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 5/19/2006 10:32:39 AM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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