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I'ze caughted a REALLY BIG bug!
Mine sisfur Tabitha Fluffybutt and I was hunting in the wilds of de back
yard, and we saw dis funny-looking leaf on top of de gas meter. Since I'z such a accomplished acrobat and pipe-walker, I jumped up to look at it. When I put mine liddle nose close to sniff it, it MOVED! It was a bug dat looked just like a leaf - and it was BIG! It was as least as big an mineown paw. So Tabitha and I catched it and bringed it into de house to play wif it. We played wif it for a few minutes before it stopped moving. When Meowmie and Purrpaw saw it dey though it was just a leaf. But when Fluffybutt and I kept playing wif it they looked closer and was it was a bug. Paw got us a jinglyballtoy to play with and picked up the buggy and flushed it down the big white wet thing. Of all de nerve! After we went to all de trouble to catch it.... Samuel R Kitten |
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Hoominz iz furryfurry meen anna stoopid a lotta da tyme. Dat'z wy it'z
sew furryfurryfurry impurrtint tu trayn dem rite, eggspayshully wen it kumz tu fingz wike flushin' yurownself'z treshurz down da big wet wite fingy. --- Onyx I'z decided that I'z going to show my hoomins how gudgud a hunter I am by catching a gophermouse like my sisfur Amelia did. But I fink I'll maybe eat it instead of letting it go. I wonder how gophermouse tastes? Sammy |
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Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other
cats nodding in greement Samuel Redkitten wrote in message ... Mine sisfur Tabitha Fluffybutt and I was hunting in the wilds of de back yard, and we saw dis funny-looking leaf on top of de gas meter. Since I'z such a accomplished acrobat and pipe-walker, I jumped up to look at it. When I put mine liddle nose close to sniff it, it MOVED! It was a bug dat looked just like a leaf - and it was BIG! It was as least as big an mineown paw. So Tabitha and I catched it and bringed it into de house to play wif it. We played wif it for a few minutes before it stopped moving. When Meowmie and Purrpaw saw it dey though it was just a leaf. But when Fluffybutt and I kept playing wif it they looked closer and was it was a bug. Paw got us a jinglyballtoy to play with and picked up the buggy and flushed it down the big white wet thing. Of all de nerve! After we went to all de trouble to catch it.... Samuel R Kitten |
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Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other
cats nodding in greement Samuel Redkitten wrote in message ... Mine sisfur Tabitha Fluffybutt and I was hunting in the wilds of de back yard, and we saw dis funny-looking leaf on top of de gas meter. Since I'z such a accomplished acrobat and pipe-walker, I jumped up to look at it. When I put mine liddle nose close to sniff it, it MOVED! It was a bug dat looked just like a leaf - and it was BIG! It was as least as big an mineown paw. So Tabitha and I catched it and bringed it into de house to play wif it. We played wif it for a few minutes before it stopped moving. When Meowmie and Purrpaw saw it dey though it was just a leaf. But when Fluffybutt and I kept playing wif it they looked closer and was it was a bug. Paw got us a jinglyballtoy to play with and picked up the buggy and flushed it down the big white wet thing. Of all de nerve! After we went to all de trouble to catch it.... Samuel R Kitten |
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Miss Violette wrote:
Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other cats nodding in greement Boy, you'z sure right abouted that! My big sisfur Amelia catched dis really big moffie - it was almost as big as me! - and bringed it in for purrpaw and meowmie. All dey did was look at it, until Paw picked it up and LET IT GO outside! Sometimes I wonder why us furcats even boffer to hunt for dem at all.... Sammy Kitten |
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Miss Violette wrote:
Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other cats nodding in greement Boy, you'z sure right abouted that! My big sisfur Amelia catched dis really big moffie - it was almost as big as me! - and bringed it in for purrpaw and meowmie. All dey did was look at it, until Paw picked it up and LET IT GO outside! Sometimes I wonder why us furcats even boffer to hunt for dem at all.... Sammy Kitten |
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I used to bring in birds to try and teach furry how to hunt, he never got it, I never even bothered to try and teach soft, she is useless with anything to do with fud. the only thing she ever does is clean our bowls, and give us dry fud, Miss Violette Samuel Redkitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other cats nodding in greement Boy, you'z sure right abouted that! My big sisfur Amelia catched dis really big moffie - it was almost as big as me! - and bringed it in for purrpaw and meowmie. All dey did was look at it, until Paw picked it up and LET IT GO outside! Sometimes I wonder why us furcats even boffer to hunt for dem at all.... Sammy Kitten |
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I used to bring in birds to try and teach furry how to hunt, he never got it, I never even bothered to try and teach soft, she is useless with anything to do with fud. the only thing she ever does is clean our bowls, and give us dry fud, Miss Violette Samuel Redkitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Hoomanz jus doez notted preciate ourz huntin bilities, Tiger with five other cats nodding in greement Boy, you'z sure right abouted that! My big sisfur Amelia catched dis really big moffie - it was almost as big as me! - and bringed it in for purrpaw and meowmie. All dey did was look at it, until Paw picked it up and LET IT GO outside! Sometimes I wonder why us furcats even boffer to hunt for dem at all.... Sammy Kitten |
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Miss Violette wrote:
I used to bring in birds to try and teach furry how to hunt, he never got it, I never even bothered to try and teach soft, she is useless with anything to do with fud. the only thing she ever does is clean our bowls, and give us dry fud, Miss Violette Do you fink all hoomins are like dat? Mine sure are. Dey is good for cleaning bolws, and putting out soft food and dry food, and cleaning litter boxes, but dey sure don't know nofing about hunting. Sammy |
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Miss Violette wrote:
I used to bring in birds to try and teach furry how to hunt, he never got it, I never even bothered to try and teach soft, she is useless with anything to do with fud. the only thing she ever does is clean our bowls, and give us dry fud, Miss Violette Do you fink all hoomins are like dat? Mine sure are. Dey is good for cleaning bolws, and putting out soft food and dry food, and cleaning litter boxes, but dey sure don't know nofing about hunting. Sammy |
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