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Old October 11th 03, 02:44 AM
Gabrielle
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[A little white cat with only three legs hops energetically into
Stonehenge, followed by two boy cats carrying a table and a lovely
little girl carrying a plumy pen, a linen and lace cloth, and a book
bearing the words GEST BOOK in gilt letters.]

Ralph, Vinnie, put da tabull rite heer. Nononono, a liddle tu da left.
Datz rit, ummm, maybee jist a scooch tu da rite, nononono, tew much,
der, datz beddur. Kissa, let me hold da buk ana pen wile yew put da
tabull cloth on. Purrrrfeckt! Now fur da buk, da pen, and diz lufflee
red roze wif a sprig uv rosemary fur remembranse.

Shall we sine da gest buk furst?

[Laura takes the plumed pen in paw and sines with a flouish]

Laura Ann Mihstol of the House of David

[then hands her pen to her winkwink, Vinnie, as hur brofur Ralph and his
wedwink Kissa wait their turns.]

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Old October 11th 03, 03:03 AM
Gabrielle
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Da Gest Buk

[Laura takes the plumed pen in paw and sines with a flouish]

Laura Ann Mihstol of the House of David

[then hands her pen to her winkwink, Vinnie, as hur brofur Ralph and his
wedwink Kissa wait their turns.]


[A huge, ooofwate, white & grey tabby cat takes the pen and signs]

Ralph de Ralf of the House of David

[then hands the pen to his wedwink Kissa]

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Old October 11th 03, 03:18 AM
Dan and Nancy Mahoney
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[Laura takes the plumed pen in paw and sines with a flouish]

Laura Ann Mihstol of the House of David

[then hands her pen to her winkwink, Vinnie, as hur brofur Ralph and his
wedwink Kissa wait their turns.]


[A silver girl cat, a tiny fluffy black girlkitten, and a skinny orange
tabby boykitten approach the book]

Cleopatra of the House of Mahoney
Tabitha of the House of Mahoney
Samuel of the House of Mahoney



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Old October 11th 03, 03:53 AM
ladyjade
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"Gabrielle" wrote in message
...
[A little white cat with only three legs hops energetically into
Stonehenge, followed by two boy cats carrying a table and a lovely
little girl carrying a plumy pen, a linen and lace cloth, and a book
bearing the words GEST BOOK in gilt letters.]

Ralph, Vinnie, put da tabull rite heer. Nononono, a liddle tu da left.
Datz rit, ummm, maybee jist a scooch tu da rite, nononono, tew much,
der, datz beddur. Kissa, let me hold da buk ana pen wile yew put da
tabull cloth on. Purrrrfeckt! Now fur da buk, da pen, and diz lufflee
red roze wif a sprig uv rosemary fur remembranse.

Shall we sine da gest buk furst?

[Laura takes the plumed pen in paw and sines with a flouish]

Laura Ann Mihstol of the House of David

[then hands her pen to her winkwink, Vinnie, as hur brofur Ralph and his
wedwink Kissa wait their turns.]

[Vinnie taykz da pen frum Laura an sinez hiz naym unnur hurz]


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Old October 11th 03, 03:57 AM
ladyjade
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"Gabrielle" wrote in message
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Da Gest Buk

[Laura takes the plumed pen in paw and sines with a flouish]

Laura Ann Mihstol of the House of David

[then hands her pen to her winkwink, Vinnie, as hur brofur Ralph and his
wedwink Kissa wait their turns.]


[A huge, ooofwate, white & grey tabby cat takes the pen and signs]

Ralph de Ralf of the House of David

[then hands the pen to his wedwink Kissa]

[Kissa taykz da pen frum Ralph an sines hur name]

Kissa, House of Rennie

[Vinnie reelizis he dint puttid hiz House of naym wif hiz naym; taykz da pen
frum Kissa an adds "House of Rennie" tu da end uv hiz naym]


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Old October 11th 03, 05:09 AM
Beverly Orel
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Pretty tortie & white gurl cat walks up to the tabul, carryin a violin and
uh whistle.
"Oh, that sur duz luk pretty," I'lll syne ryte heer.
She picks up the pen, and signs "Samantha, House of Orel, neece uv Siggy.}
Dat's jus in case heze lukkin down frum duh Bridj an hopin tu cum."

All mewsishuns--let's go ofur tu duh platform!

Samantha
"Dan and Nancy Mahoney" wrote in message
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[Laura takes the plumed pen in paw and sines with a flouish]

Laura Ann Mihstol of the House of David

[then hands her pen to her winkwink, Vinnie, as hur brofur Ralph and his
wedwink Kissa wait their turns.]


[A silver girl cat, a tiny fluffy black girlkitten, and a skinny orange
tabby boykitten approach the book]

Cleopatra of the House of Mahoney
Tabitha of the House of Mahoney
Samuel of the House of Mahoney





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Old October 11th 03, 06:39 AM
Boggity Boggsworth
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~~elderly polycoon approchez tabull, grandsssun at hiz ssside~~

Thaddeus and M A R I U S, Houssse ov Scaldini-Klimm

~~behind them, two oranje fluffy boyz, a masked meezer girl and a purrty
german shepherd girl approach~~

LaRRy, LittleMan, hyacinth and Giuliani Scaldini-Klimm

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Old October 11th 03, 06:52 AM
Sylvia M
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Brown Tabby Main Coon gurl kitty pickz up da feffur-ploom pen , syze and
synze...
Dyna, house of Molesko, formerlee House of Coonsboro




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Old October 11th 03, 07:18 AM
Hotspur
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"ladyjade" wrote in message ble.rogers.com...
"Gabrielle" wrote in message
...
[A little white cat with only three legs hops energetically into
Stonehenge, followed by two boy cats carrying a table and a lovely
little girl carrying a plumy pen, a linen and lace cloth, and a book
bearing the words GEST BOOK in gilt letters.]

Ralph, Vinnie, put da tabull rite heer. Nononono, a liddle tu da left.
Datz rit, ummm, maybee jist a scooch tu da rite, nononono, tew much,
der, datz beddur. Kissa, let me hold da buk ana pen wile yew put da
tabull cloth on. Purrrrfeckt! Now fur da buk, da pen, and diz lufflee
red roze wif a sprig uv rosemary fur remembranse.

Shall we sine da gest buk furst?

[Laura takes the plumed pen in paw and sines with a flouish]

Laura Ann Mihstol of the House of David

[then hands her pen to her winkwink, Vinnie, as hur brofur Ralph and his
wedwink Kissa wait their turns.]

[Vinnie taykz da pen frum Laura an sinez hiz naym unnur hurz]


[A distinguished tabby lady, a petite orange boykitty and a fluffy
black kitty with a long silky tail approach the table and sign their
names]

Ghost of the House of Matlick
Freyr of the House of Matlick
Seti of the House of Matlick
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Old October 11th 03, 04:11 PM
KaslowKats
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Awl wite boycat wif hiz beeyutiful wite an oranj wedwink arrif an sine dere
naymez in da buk

Ernie, Howse uf Kaslow
Sassy, Howse uf Scott
 




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