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  #21  
Old May 16th 05, 08:53 PM
Priscilla H. Ballou
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Charlie Wilkes wrote:

The cat is now at the vet. How he plans to administer the anesthesia
is anyone's guess. Based on my knowledge of this particular animal, I
fully expect to see a wounded vet when I go back later today.


Have you ever seen the gloves they wear to handle feisty and/or feral
cats? Some years ago I was mono-felinous with a cat named Ariel -- who
was known at the vet's as "Demon Cat from Hell." They had to sedate
poor Ariel to do anything to him. The initial capture so they could
inject him with sleepy juice involved heavy leather welder's gloves and
a blanket that was about an inch thick.

Oh, and even if your feral works through those, it'll probably be the
*tech* not the *vet* who will bear the scars. ;-)

Priscilla
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Old May 16th 05, 09:45 PM
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Charlie Wilkes wrote:
I have found that patience and gentlemanly
behavior will often yield a hot **** when they finally come


Charlie



yeah i usually burn the quiche

i can't hepp it

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Old May 16th 05, 11:58 PM
Mary
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"Charlie Wilkes" wrote in message
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On 16 May 2005 11:22:49 -0700, "bigbadbarry"
wrote:


wrote:

snip useless garbage


Megan



To your credit, I read on other posts of your compassion and
practicalness in doing your part in your corner of the world; this is
commendable.


However no-body like to be made felt compelled particularly in a
volunteer situation.

You recognize that he caught the cat for the sole purpose of having it
neutered. You don't see nobody else telling Charlie what to do, just
you.

You can't say just because you are right about a thing, makes it ok to
nag.

Now you apologize to Charlie for underminding his efforts and his
work...I said! He tried to take the cat to the weekend vet to get it
nuetered.

Don't say a word! Not a word.


Thanks for your support, Barry, but I understand and forgive women for
their outlandish tirades. They are controlled by their emotions and
the catamenial cycle. I have found that patience and gentlemanly
behavior will often yield a hot **** when they finally come to their
senses and realize how stupidly they have behaved.

Charlie


Wahahaha!! Troll much, Charlie?


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Old May 17th 05, 01:50 AM
bigbadbarry
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Charlie Wilkes wrote:
Charlie


I think you frightened her

I see she uses webtv, it came across her tv screen

piiiyaaa!!!

she'll be back, Im goin be riiight here.

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Old May 17th 05, 02:03 AM
Cheryl
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On Mon 16 May 2005 08:50:50p, bigbadbarry wrote in
rec.pets.cats.health+behav (news:1116291050.726067.207050
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com):


Charlie Wilkes wrote:
Charlie


I think you frightened her

I see she uses webtv, it came across her tv screen

piiiyaaa!!!

she'll be back, Im goin be riiight here.



For crying out ****ing loud. You're as much of a whiner about
content that gets posted here as Mary is. Get a grip. Sheesh. I've
never seen so much whining here ever. "Whine whine whine. You're
all meanies. whine whine whine."

--
Cheryl

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited
breath."
- W.C. Fields
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Old May 17th 05, 02:46 AM
bigbadbarry
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Cheryl wrote:
On Mon 16 May 2005 08:50:50p, bigbadbarry wrote in
rec.pets.cats.health+behav (news:1116291050.726067.207050
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com):


Charlie Wilkes wrote:
Charlie


I think you frightened her

I see she uses webtv, it came across her tv screen

piiiyaaa!!!

she'll be back, Im goin be riiight here.



For crying out ****ing loud. You're as much of a whiner about
content that gets posted here as Mary is. Get a grip. Sheesh. I've
never seen so much whining here ever. "Whine whine whine. You're
all meanies. whine whine whine."

--
Cheryl

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited
breath."
- W.C. Fields




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Old May 17th 05, 02:47 AM
bigbadbarry
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bigbadbarry wrote:
Cheryl wrote:
On Mon 16 May 2005 08:50:50p, bigbadbarry wrote in
rec.pets.cats.health+behav (news:1116291050.726067.207050
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com):


Charlie Wilkes wrote:
Charlie

I think you frightened her

I see she uses webtv, it came across her tv screen

piiiyaaa!!!

she'll be back, Im goin be riiight here.



For crying out ****ing loud. You're as much of a whiner about
content that gets posted here as Mary is. Get a grip. Sheesh. I've
never seen so much whining here ever. "Whine whine whine. You're
all meanies. whine whine whine."

--
Cheryl

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited
breath."
- W.C. Fields




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spoken like a true troll

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Old May 17th 05, 02:52 AM
Cheryl
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On Mon 16 May 2005 09:46:00p, bigbadbarry wrote in
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Cheryl wrote:
On Mon 16 May 2005 08:50:50p, bigbadbarry wrote in
rec.pets.cats.health+behav (news:1116291050.726067.207050
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com):


Charlie Wilkes wrote:
Charlie

I think you frightened her

I see she uses webtv, it came across her tv screen

piiiyaaa!!!

she'll be back, Im goin be riiight here.



For crying out ****ing loud. You're as much of a whiner about
content that gets posted here as Mary is. Get a grip. Sheesh.
I've never seen so much whining here ever. "Whine whine whine.
You're all meanies. whine whine whine."

--
Cheryl

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with
baited breath."
- W.C. Fields




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Aw gee Barry or Mary or whatever the **** your name is (I get you
two clowns, err, clones mixed up), I didn't expect such a dramatic
reply. I'm honored.

--
Cheryl

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited
breath."
- W.C. Fields
  #30  
Old May 17th 05, 02:53 AM
Cheryl
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On Mon 16 May 2005 09:47:53p, bigbadbarry wrote in
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roups.com):


bigbadbarry wrote:
Cheryl wrote:
On Mon 16 May 2005 08:50:50p, bigbadbarry wrote in
rec.pets.cats.health+behav (news:1116291050.726067.207050
@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com):


Charlie Wilkes wrote:
Charlie

I think you frightened her

I see she uses webtv, it came across her tv screen

piiiyaaa!!!

she'll be back, Im goin be riiight here.



For crying out ****ing loud. You're as much of a whiner about
content that gets posted here as Mary is. Get a grip.
Sheesh. I've never seen so much whining here ever. "Whine
whine whine. You're all meanies. whine whine whine."

--
Cheryl

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with
baited breath."
- W.C. Fields




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spoken like a true troll


I read it the first time. Thanks though.

--
Cheryl

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited
breath."
- W.C. Fields
 




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