Sum evil kreechur haz taked over myown Meowmie!

Fingz had bin furry gudgud heer in da howse fur a longlong time. We had
efurryfing we needid, an no strangerz kamed over essept da wun hoomin dat we
knowz reel gud.

Den today, wif no warnin, I got pikked up (pikked up! Me hoo hatez dat!),
put in a bokz, an taked to da TED!!!! Dey shot me an stole sum bludz and
put yukky stufz in myown noze! I cudnt beleev it!

At leest it sownz like dey iz goin to make it up to me. Dey iz goin to giv
myownself a dentle, whutebber dat iz. Dey shud alwaze giv kitteez prezintz
when dey duz meen stufz to dem.

Rebecca