Planning for the Jellicle Ball

Mosey wooks at MeOwy n dey ugree on wat Pitô.ônya wikez. dat saowndz
gudgud. yeUP,
ulso, nip shampane on meh fu efferune, sez Mosey. He gibz his wink MeOwy uh
tiss on da cheek.
--------------------------
Wuy dunt I ordur da Spaghettini with Spicy Budding Chives and a One
Pound Lobster, den yu kin ordur sumpin elze, an we kin shayer.
Foit we kin muntsh on da appletyzurz, tu gib yu effin mooor ovva
appletyte.
Fur dezert we kan hab sum Piarskware, tho we kno dat Pi ar rownd, an
kayke iz skware.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
[Sundance arrives and gives Pitoonya a cheekrub.]

Hihi, Sweetee! Whut lukz gud to yurownself. I fingk I mite hav sum uv doze
maniackle fudz dat Chester iz gittin.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
what iz ursef hafin, efurithin lukez gud, OEJ wif chester orderin liksa
manake,
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...




Wull Amelia, MeOwy iz Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ...

n ai m da Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... sew iz der innyfing weh kan dew tew
hulp yew?

Jest offuring iz awl

Mosey

Why don't you guys come along with us and help us explore, and right now
you guys could join us for dinner.

Amelia

Umkay, heer weh iz Fank yew
Mosey n MeOwy

ai tiss yoo wite bak mine wuff Mosey. Nip champyn? doant myn if ai
doo.
hic.
How bowt now usses go tew da templ an akxs da Bast fur da majik
carpet?
(itted a sekrit, fur da grrls tew fwy tu Paree an by dwesses)
sshhhh.hic.
Wuff, Meowy-

The Two Sisters wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On 8 Sep 2011 16:15:24 GMT, Amelia T Cat wrote:

Chef Mario, the whole menu looks delicious! How about we try one of
everything on the menu? We could circulate them around the group
and see which items are our favorites.

Amelia

[Mario Catalli: Ob cawze, mine furrends! A grand tastink menyoo!}

Oriane: Dese sardinez iz delicious wif da Orange Manhattan!

Cybele: and so is dis Spaghetini wif da lopster and chives!

Both: You iz a wunnerful chef!

Mario: [blush] Why fangu girlz! Dis cawls for dwinks on da howse!
Kitties, WHat will you haff?

Quietly Daisy-chan has ported in and curled up on a spare cushion
across from Cybele. She winks at Amelia and passes a sweet purr at
Mario Catalli with a delicate tail flirt.

'I'z verrry much likings dis cod n sweet cream dish Mario! Such a deft
paw wif the seasonings! I think it would go verry nice wif a kalua and
cream?' says Daisy-chan


--

Trudi sees her furnd annwafez I iz so gwad ursef kuld come Trudi
"cshenk" wrote in message
...
The Two Sisters wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On 8 Sep 2011 16:15:24 GMT, Amelia T Cat wrote:

Chef Mario, the whole menu looks delicious! How about we try one of
everything on the menu? We could circulate them around the group
and see which items are our favorites.

Amelia

[Mario Catalli: Ob cawze, mine furrends! A grand tastink menyoo!}

Oriane: Dese sardinez iz delicious wif da Orange Manhattan!

Cybele: and so is dis Spaghetini wif da lopster and chives!

Both: You iz a wunnerful chef!

Mario: [blush] Why fangu girlz! Dis cawls for dwinks on da howse!
Kitties, WHat will you haff?

Quietly Daisy-chan has ported in and curled up on a spare cushion
across from Cybele. She winks at Amelia and passes a sweet purr at
Mario Catalli with a delicate tail flirt.

'I'z verrry much likings dis cod n sweet cream dish Mario! Such a deft
paw wif the seasonings! I think it would go verry nice wif a kalua and
cream?' says Daisy-chan


--

Ho kay, fur neow,, sinze Rebecca haz hur notez frum lazt yeer, an did
sutsh uh gudgud jop, I wyll hewlp hur in anyway I yam gneedid, an wyll
see dat da mikrafon iz lugt in an woikink, an as GPB, I kud du da welkum
opinink. At sunnyset, du yu awl tink?

Du yu tink dat diz wyll woik?
--
Pitô.ônya, GPBah

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ahh anna hersef dida gud job awso, Trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ya kno, I fink dat Iif I rememfurr rite, My SIL, Rebecca, wus
MC last yeer, Purrhapz she wud lyke tu du so ahgin diz tyme?
--
Pitô.ônya, grayshuzlee

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Be-furr I uhgree, I wyll go bak an chek da arkifz. I dunt beleef
dat LL did diz.
I tink it wuz sumkittee attid da temple. I wyl reesertsh an get bak
tu yu.
{thinks...I'll awlzo cut-an-pazte whut da MC sez...if I kan.}
--
Pitô.ônya

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett looks around the table. The mancats are so full from
eating and drinking, they apear to be in a catatonic stuper. She
turns to P2nya. Az diz iz ur firdst Ball as Grand PooBah I finkz u
shud be da MC. In da pasdt koouple of yearz, I haz sat aat da
guest table to greet all da kitties. If U wud like, I wud be glad
ta do dat diz year. I would suggest dat a kpule of ofther kitties,
Maybe Barbi anna Pipps and one of da sisters sits dete too ta learn
how it goez and den each year some ofther cats kan join so
bentuallie anycat can do da Job. She looks at Wascal, iffin I du
diz wud u be dere to geet da mancats wiff minesef?

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...

Kitties, I have been thinking for a little while that it's getting
to be
time to do some planning for the Jellicle Ball. There is only one
full
moon in October, and this year it falls on October 12.
Coincidentally, I
received a mysterious e-mail a couple of days ago that ties
directly into
this subject.

The email in question comes from an account identified as "The
Temple of
Bast", but I have been unable to verify where the sender is. All of
my
investigation has led me nowhere. Well, actually it has lead me to
too
many places. Sometimes my traces get as far as Mew York City before
they
disappear, sometimes they go through Egypt, sometime through
Ireland, but
they always disappear before I get final confirmation of where the
sender
is. Even my best Internet investigator, Samuel Redcat, can't follow
the
mail packets to their true origin.

Anyway, the message I got says that there is a tribe of cats who
are
priests and priestesses of Bast, and they live at a Temple of Bast
that
has never before been visited by the Community. They have heard of
our
Jellicle Ball, and they would love to serve the world-wide
catmunity by
hosting this year's Ball.

According to the email there is an ancient Egyptian monument in
Central
Park called Cleopatra's Needle. This obelisk was originally erected
in
the Egyptian city of Heliopolis on the orders of Thutmose III,
around
1450 BC, then was moved to Mew York City's Central Park in 1880. It
is
located just across the drive from the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Supposedly the inscriptions on the obelisk will give us directions
to
this Temple of Bast.

I think this could be at least an interesting exploration. I
believe I'll
go to Mew York and check out the inscriptions. Would anyone care to
join
me?

Amelia

Mosey wooks at MeOwy n dey ugree on wat Pitô.ônya wikez. dat saowndz
gudgud. yeUP,
ulso, nip shampane on meh fu efferune, sez Mosey. He gibz his wink MeOwy uh
tiss on da cheek.
--------------------------
Wuy dunt I ordur da Spaghettini with Spicy Budding Chives and a One
Pound Lobster, den yu kin ordur sumpin elze, an we kin shayer.
Foit we kin muntsh on da appletyzurz, tu gib yu effin mooor ovva
appletyte.
Fur dezert we kan hab sum Piarskware, tho we kno dat Pi ar rownd, an
kayke iz skware.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance"
[Sundance arrives and gives Pitoonya a cheekrub.]

Hihi, Sweetee! Whut lukz gud to yurownself. I fingk I mite hav sum uv doze
maniackle fudz dat Chester iz gittin.

Sundance


what iz ursef hafin, efurithin lukez gud, OEJ wif chester orderin liksa
manake,


Wull Amelia, MeOwy iz Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ...

n ai m da Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... sew iz der innyfing weh kan dew tew
hulp yew?

Jest offuring iz awl

Mosey

Why don't you guys come along with us and help us explore, and right now
you guys could join us for dinner.

Amelia

Umkay, heer weh iz Fank yew
Mosey n MeOwy

ai tiss yoo wite bak mine wuff Mosey. Nip champyn? doant myn if ai doo.
hic.
How bowt now usses go tew da templ an akxs da Bast fur da majik
carpet?
(itted a sekrit, fur da grrls tew fwy tu Paree an by dwesses)
sshhhh.hic.
Wuff, Meowy-

Hmmmm, dat saowns inturesting.
Dew yoo fing hur wyl let usses borrow et?

Wuffs Mosey

efur of ursef wuld be gud atit, anna sinz azid iz kallin da namez anna
piglette iz takin kare off da guezt buk we iz awmozt der... OEJ
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ho kay, fur neow,, sinze Rebecca haz hur notez frum lazt yeer, an did
sutsh uh gudgud jop, I wyll hewlp hur in anyway I yam gneedid, an wyll see
dat da mikrafon iz lugt in an woikink, an as GPB, I kud du da welkum
opinink. At sunnyset, du yu awl tink?

Du yu tink dat diz wyll woik?
--
Pitô.ônya, GPBah

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ahh anna hersef dida gud job awso, Trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ya kno, I fink dat Iif I rememfurr rite, My SIL, Rebecca, wus
MC last yeer, Purrhapz she wud lyke tu du so ahgin diz tyme?
--
Pitô.ônya, grayshuzlee

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Be-furr I uhgree, I wyll go bak an chek da arkifz. I dunt beleef dat
LL did diz.
I tink it wuz sumkittee attid da temple. I wyl reesertsh an get bak tu
yu.
{thinks...I'll awlzo cut-an-pazte whut da MC sez...if I kan.}
--
Pitô.ônya

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett looks around the table. The mancats are so full from eating
and drinking, they apear to be in a catatonic stuper. She turns to
P2nya. Az diz iz ur firdst Ball as Grand PooBah I finkz u shud be da
MC. In da pasdt koouple of yearz, I haz sat aat da guest table to
greet all da kitties. If U wud like, I wud be glad ta do dat diz
year. I would suggest dat a kpule of ofther kitties, Maybe Barbi anna
Pipps and one of da sisters sits dete too ta learn how it goez and den
each year some ofther cats kan join so bentuallie anycat can do da
Job. She looks at Wascal, iffin I du diz wud u be dere to geet da
mancats wiff minesef?

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...

Kitties, I have been thinking for a little while that it's getting to
be
time to do some planning for the Jellicle Ball. There is only one full
moon in October, and this year it falls on October 12. Coincidentally,
I
received a mysterious e-mail a couple of days ago that ties directly
into
this subject.

The email in question comes from an account identified as "The Temple
of
Bast", but I have been unable to verify where the sender is. All of my
investigation has led me nowhere. Well, actually it has lead me to too
many places. Sometimes my traces get as far as Mew York City before
they
disappear, sometimes they go through Egypt, sometime through Ireland,
but
they always disappear before I get final confirmation of where the
sender
is. Even my best Internet investigator, Samuel Redcat, can't follow
the
mail packets to their true origin.

Anyway, the message I got says that there is a tribe of cats who are
priests and priestesses of Bast, and they live at a Temple of Bast
that
has never before been visited by the Community. They have heard of our
Jellicle Ball, and they would love to serve the world-wide catmunity
by
hosting this year's Ball.

According to the email there is an ancient Egyptian monument in
Central
Park called Cleopatra's Needle. This obelisk was originally erected in
the Egyptian city of Heliopolis on the orders of Thutmose III, around
1450 BC, then was moved to Mew York City's Central Park in 1880. It is
located just across the drive from the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Supposedly the inscriptions on the obelisk will give us directions to
this Temple of Bast.

I think this could be at least an interesting exploration. I believe
I'll
go to Mew York and check out the inscriptions. Would anyone care to
join
me?

Amelia

I wud do myown bestest, but derez sumfing I fingkz I shud tell yurownselfz
now. Fur almose a yeer, Meowmie haz bin purrparin to hav surjeree agin, and
yesfurday she finded owt dat she haz bin apurrooved to go see da surjeree
TED. I duznt know when da surjeree will be, but it will purrobly be sumtime
later dis yeer.

Da surjeree iz to make herownself less fluffy. She wud be in da hospittle
fur a fyoo daze, and den I duznt know how she will be when she gitz home.

Rebecca, putting on a brave face, but a bit concerned

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ya kno, I fink dat Iif I rememfurr rite, My SIL, Rebecca, wus
MC last yeer, Purrhapz she wud lyke tu du so ahgin diz tyme?
--
Pitô.ônya, grayshuzlee

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Be-furr I uhgree, I wyll go bak an chek da arkifz. I dunt beleef dat LL
did diz.
I tink it wuz sumkittee attid da temple. I wyl reesertsh an get bak tu
yu.
{thinks...I'll awlzo cut-an-pazte whut da MC sez...if I kan.}
--
Pitô.ônya

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett looks around the table. The mancats are so full from eating and
drinking, they apear to be in a catatonic stuper. She turns to P2nya.
Az diz iz ur firdst Ball as Grand PooBah I finkz u shud be da MC. In da
pasdt koouple of yearz, I haz sat aat da guest table to greet all da
kitties. If U wud like, I wud be glad ta do dat diz year. I would
suggest dat a kpule of ofther kitties, Maybe Barbi anna Pipps and one of
da sisters sits dete too ta learn how it goez and den each year some
ofther cats kan join so bentuallie anycat can do da Job. She looks at
Wascal, iffin I du diz wud u be dere to geet da mancats wiff minesef?

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ...

Kitties, I have been thinking for a little while that it's getting to be
time to do some planning for the Jellicle Ball. There is only one full
moon in October, and this year it falls on October 12. Coincidentally, I
received a mysterious e-mail a couple of days ago that ties directly
into
this subject.

The email in question comes from an account identified as "The Temple of
Bast", but I have been unable to verify where the sender is. All of my
investigation has led me nowhere. Well, actually it has lead me to too
many places. Sometimes my traces get as far as Mew York City before they
disappear, sometimes they go through Egypt, sometime through Ireland,
but
they always disappear before I get final confirmation of where the
sender
is. Even my best Internet investigator, Samuel Redcat, can't follow the
mail packets to their true origin.

Anyway, the message I got says that there is a tribe of cats who are
priests and priestesses of Bast, and they live at a Temple of Bast that
has never before been visited by the Community. They have heard of our
Jellicle Ball, and they would love to serve the world-wide catmunity by
hosting this year's Ball.

According to the email there is an ancient Egyptian monument in Central
Park called Cleopatra's Needle. This obelisk was originally erected in
the Egyptian city of Heliopolis on the orders of Thutmose III, around
1450 BC, then was moved to Mew York City's Central Park in 1880. It is
located just across the drive from the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Supposedly the inscriptions on the obelisk will give us directions to
this Temple of Bast.

I think this could be at least an interesting exploration. I believe
I'll
go to Mew York and check out the inscriptions. Would anyone care to join
me?

Amelia

datsa bigbig dezizin anna kan be dangeruz, but i iz sure you anna sundanze
will takez gud kare of hersef so she will be fine anna ifin when she findz
owtta day we kan all purr fur hersef... OEJ, eyein soft
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
I wud do myown bestest, but derez sumfing I fingkz I shud tell yurownselfz
now. Fur almose a yeer, Meowmie haz bin purrparin to hav surjeree agin, and
yesfurday she finded owt dat she haz bin apurrooved to go see da surjeree
TED. I duznt know when da surjeree will be, but it will purrobly be sumtime
later dis yeer.

Da surjeree iz to make herownself less fluffy. She wud be in da hospittle
fur a fyoo daze, and den I duznt know how she will be when she gitz home.

Rebecca, putting on a brave face, but a bit concerned

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ya kno, I fink dat Iif I rememfurr rite, My SIL, Rebecca, wus
MC last yeer, Purrhapz she wud lyke tu du so ahgin diz tyme?
--
Pitô.ônya, grayshuzlee

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Be-furr I uhgree, I wyll go bak an chek da arkifz. I dunt beleef dat LL
did diz.
I tink it wuz sumkittee attid da temple. I wyl reesertsh an get bak tu
yu.
{thinks...I'll awlzo cut-an-pazte whut da MC sez...if I kan.}
--
Pitô.ônya

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett looks around the table. The mancats are so full from eating
and drinking, they apear to be in a catatonic stuper. She turns to
P2nya. Az diz iz ur firdst Ball as Grand PooBah I finkz u shud be da
MC. In da pasdt koouple of yearz, I haz sat aat da guest table to
greet all da kitties. If U wud like, I wud be glad ta do dat diz year.
I would suggest dat a kpule of ofther kitties, Maybe Barbi anna Pipps
and one of da sisters sits dete too ta learn how it goez and den each
year some ofther cats kan join so bentuallie anycat can do da Job. She
looks at Wascal, iffin I du diz wud u be dere to geet da mancats wiff
minesef?

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...

Kitties, I have been thinking for a little while that it's getting to
be
time to do some planning for the Jellicle Ball. There is only one full
moon in October, and this year it falls on October 12. Coincidentally,
I
received a mysterious e-mail a couple of days ago that ties directly
into
this subject.

The email in question comes from an account identified as "The Temple
of
Bast", but I have been unable to verify where the sender is. All of my
investigation has led me nowhere. Well, actually it has lead me to too
many places. Sometimes my traces get as far as Mew York City before
they
disappear, sometimes they go through Egypt, sometime through Ireland,
but
they always disappear before I get final confirmation of where the
sender
is. Even my best Internet investigator, Samuel Redcat, can't follow the
mail packets to their true origin.

Anyway, the message I got says that there is a tribe of cats who are
priests and priestesses of Bast, and they live at a Temple of Bast that
has never before been visited by the Community. They have heard of our
Jellicle Ball, and they would love to serve the world-wide catmunity by
hosting this year's Ball.

According to the email there is an ancient Egyptian monument in Central
Park called Cleopatra's Needle. This obelisk was originally erected in
the Egyptian city of Heliopolis on the orders of Thutmose III, around
1450 BC, then was moved to Mew York City's Central Park in 1880. It is
located just across the drive from the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Supposedly the inscriptions on the obelisk will give us directions to
this Temple of Bast.

I think this could be at least an interesting exploration. I believe
I'll
go to Mew York and check out the inscriptions. Would anyone care to
join
me?

Amelia

Oh Ranger, ai wud beh honored tew hab yew az mai escort to The Jellicle
Ball.
Fank yerself fur asking meh. and ai would love to join you at da
restaurant too.
If ai m at da greeting table, wood you pleeze join meh in welkoming da
mancats?

Pipps (blushing happily)

Certainly!

Ranger

Oh Ranger, ai wud beh honored tew hab yew az mai escort to The Jellicle
Ball.
Fank yerself fur asking meh. and ai would love to join you at da
restaurant too.
If ai m at da greeting table, wood you pleeze join meh in welkoming da
mancats?

Pipps (blushing happily)

Certainly!

Ranger

Fank yoo sew mutch, Ranger.
Yoo are so nise,

Pipps