If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
#141
|
|||
|
|||
Miss Violette wrote:
TV lookz atta fud, pourz da drinkz anna pickz up a little bit of samonfishie and dipz it into the sowr cream and nip sauce and holdz it out to cleo... Mmmmmmmm.... that's so good! [Cleo breaks off a chunk of crab cake and dips it into the sour cream and nip sauce and holds it out for TV.] Cleo |
#142
|
|||
|
|||
Meow, kittiez. I couldn't help but overhear your
cat-ver-sation. Do you want me to investi-cat-e? Thank you, Capt Midnight! I think that would be an excellent idea. In fact, there they are at that dark table in the corner of the bar car. Hmmm... I have an idea. [Cleo sees that all 6 of the strange cats have empty bottles of nip-beer in front of them. She leans over the bar and whispers to the bartender, who gives her a tray with 6 fresh nip-beers. She carries them over to the table with the strange cats.] Meow, kitties. I'm Cleopatra, and I'm with the group that has the last 3 passenger cars. You're about the only kitties in this car that I don't know so I thought I would introduce myself. And since it looks like you're all out of nip-beer, I brought you all fresh drinks. [The closest cat, the largest and apparent leader of the group, replies] "Well thank you awfully greatly, fine kitty. We appreciates the generousness of your gesture. Mine name is Hank, and deze are mine coworkers." Welcome, Hank and coworkers. We're riding all the way to Istanbul on holiday. Are you kitties also on holiday? "No, maam, wez workin. Wez quality inspectitators for a company dat sells high-quality cat litter. We'z got a really bigbig shipment of our absolute finest high-quality stuff, some stuff called bemtomnite, dat we'z shipping to a brand new customer, and dey sent usn's along to reinspect da stuff when itz delivered. Gots to keep da custmers happy, you knowz." Oh, I've heard of that stuff. That's the kind of clay that the best cat litter is made of, isn't it? Boy, being premium stuff I'll bet that you guys just dig up the bentonite, break into little pieces, and then bag it up without any perfumes or fillers, huh? I'll bet that freshly ground stuff feels really wonderful on the paws... [The two well-dressed kitties, sitting next to the window, both start to speak but get hushed by the other kitties. The leader gives them both a very threatening glare.] "Yes, maam, it surely do. Dat's da real good stuff." Well, welcome again, and enjoy the trip. Here, let me take your empty bottles away. [She puts the empty bottles on the tray, picking each one up with her claw-tips only. She then returns the tray to the bar. Before the bartender returns, though, she turns her back to the strange kitties , picks up each bottle in turn, and places the bottles in individual paper bags. She then whispers to the bartender again, who places the bagged bottles in a cardboard carton and takes it behind the bar.] Capt. Midnight, the bartender will have that box of bottles delivered to your stateroom. That will allow you to get pawprints off the bottles, and maybe see if Interpol-Cat has any records on those kitties. I think you'll also find that the two well-dressed kitties are truly what they claim to be, but the others are imposters. Fangu, Cleopatra. I'll be leaving my mineownselves. If a bunch of us leave together, it might tip off the impostors. Um, where is my stateroom, anyway? Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat |
#143
|
|||
|
|||
Meow, kittiez. I couldn't help but overhear your
cat-ver-sation. Do you want me to investi-cat-e? Thank you, Capt Midnight! I think that would be an excellent idea. In fact, there they are at that dark table in the corner of the bar car. Hmmm... I have an idea. [Cleo sees that all 6 of the strange cats have empty bottles of nip-beer in front of them. She leans over the bar and whispers to the bartender, who gives her a tray with 6 fresh nip-beers. She carries them over to the table with the strange cats.] Meow, kitties. I'm Cleopatra, and I'm with the group that has the last 3 passenger cars. You're about the only kitties in this car that I don't know so I thought I would introduce myself. And since it looks like you're all out of nip-beer, I brought you all fresh drinks. [The closest cat, the largest and apparent leader of the group, replies] "Well thank you awfully greatly, fine kitty. We appreciates the generousness of your gesture. Mine name is Hank, and deze are mine coworkers." Welcome, Hank and coworkers. We're riding all the way to Istanbul on holiday. Are you kitties also on holiday? "No, maam, wez workin. Wez quality inspectitators for a company dat sells high-quality cat litter. We'z got a really bigbig shipment of our absolute finest high-quality stuff, some stuff called bemtomnite, dat we'z shipping to a brand new customer, and dey sent usn's along to reinspect da stuff when itz delivered. Gots to keep da custmers happy, you knowz." Oh, I've heard of that stuff. That's the kind of clay that the best cat litter is made of, isn't it? Boy, being premium stuff I'll bet that you guys just dig up the bentonite, break into little pieces, and then bag it up without any perfumes or fillers, huh? I'll bet that freshly ground stuff feels really wonderful on the paws... [The two well-dressed kitties, sitting next to the window, both start to speak but get hushed by the other kitties. The leader gives them both a very threatening glare.] "Yes, maam, it surely do. Dat's da real good stuff." Well, welcome again, and enjoy the trip. Here, let me take your empty bottles away. [She puts the empty bottles on the tray, picking each one up with her claw-tips only. She then returns the tray to the bar. Before the bartender returns, though, she turns her back to the strange kitties , picks up each bottle in turn, and places the bottles in individual paper bags. She then whispers to the bartender again, who places the bagged bottles in a cardboard carton and takes it behind the bar.] Capt. Midnight, the bartender will have that box of bottles delivered to your stateroom. That will allow you to get pawprints off the bottles, and maybe see if Interpol-Cat has any records on those kitties. I think you'll also find that the two well-dressed kitties are truly what they claim to be, but the others are imposters. Fangu, Cleopatra. I'll be leaving my mineownselves. If a bunch of us leave together, it might tip off the impostors. Um, where is my stateroom, anyway? Capt. Midnight DOC The Good Luck Black Cat |
#144
|
|||
|
|||
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: also Sam, the two that tried to do the corectin seemed ta be 'timidated kuz juz one luk anna dey was quiet, TV That's right! So it looks like those two are for some reason stuck with the four others, and the others are clearly in charge. I feel kind of sorry for those two... Maybe Capt Midnight can learn something that will allow us to help out those two unlucky kitties. Cleo you duzint 'spoze dey iz hijakin da clay duz you TV, who would NOT like his litter held hostage |
#145
|
|||
|
|||
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: also Sam, the two that tried to do the corectin seemed ta be 'timidated kuz juz one luk anna dey was quiet, TV That's right! So it looks like those two are for some reason stuck with the four others, and the others are clearly in charge. I feel kind of sorry for those two... Maybe Capt Midnight can learn something that will allow us to help out those two unlucky kitties. Cleo you duzint 'spoze dey iz hijakin da clay duz you TV, who would NOT like his litter held hostage |
#146
|
|||
|
|||
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: TV lookz atta fud, pourz da drinkz anna pickz up a little bit of samonfishie and dipz it into the sowr cream and nip sauce and holdz it out to cleo... Mmmmmmmm.... that's so good! [Cleo breaks off a chunk of crab cake and dips it into the sour cream and nip sauce and holds it out for TV.] Cleo You know i duzint know wich one of deze tastez betterer, TV, undecided |
#147
|
|||
|
|||
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: TV lookz atta fud, pourz da drinkz anna pickz up a little bit of samonfishie and dipz it into the sowr cream and nip sauce and holdz it out to cleo... Mmmmmmmm.... that's so good! [Cleo breaks off a chunk of crab cake and dips it into the sour cream and nip sauce and holds it out for TV.] Cleo You know i duzint know wich one of deze tastez betterer, TV, undecided |
#148
|
|||
|
|||
On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 19:19:57 -0800, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
wrote: Capt. Midnight, the bartender will have that box of bottles delivered to your stateroom. That will allow you to get pawprints off the bottles, and maybe see if Interpol-Cat has any records on those kitties. I think you'll also find that the two well-dressed kitties are truly what they claim to be, but the others are imposters. Furry gud wurk, Cleo! I wuz suspickious uv dem frum wen I furst saw dem! Gud, now dattid da Captain is infursticatin, we can relacks fur a while. Tiger, let's sit down wif Cleo an TV our drinkz an haf a liddle nibble, OK? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 12/14/2004 11:28:52 AM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
#149
|
|||
|
|||
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 19:19:57 -0800, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote: Capt. Midnight, the bartender will have that box of bottles delivered to your stateroom. That will allow you to get pawprints off the bottles, and maybe see if Interpol-Cat has any records on those kitties. I think you'll also find that the two well-dressed kitties are truly what they claim to be, but the others are imposters. Furry gud wurk, Cleo! I wuz suspickious uv dem frum wen I furst saw dem! Gud, now dattid da Captain is infursticatin, we can relacks fur a while. Tiger, let's sit down wif Cleo an TV our drinkz an haf a liddle nibble, OK? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 12/14/2004 11:28:52 AM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Tiger goes to table where TV is and holdz chair for his ladycat... I ordered uses some drinks anna That platter of samplez wuz so gud I gotted da xty large fur da fur of uses ta share, I hope dat iz ok wif you kittyz? Tiger, wonnerin why da hooman typed chair 'stead of kushin like he dicated |
#150
|
|||
|
|||
On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 15:29:00 -0800, Harri wrote:
Oooh, I'z will hab onna doze! I'z hab seen skwirls - I got to chase dem once! When Paw an I stopped at a place in Furresno, our kitten-walk field had lotz and lotz of groundskwirls, and I getted to chase dem and poke my paw down dere holes in da ground. It waz fun! Hihi Harri, How iz yourownself today? gives Harri a maternal neck-groom. turns to waiter Waiter, would you please bring this young ladycat a Skwirly Temple and a kitten-snak-plate? Perhaps some turkeybird, some shrimpees and a crabby-cake. Anything else, Harri? It luks like you'ze in gud hands wif deselady-cats an your big broffur. Do you kno dat dere's a car wif a glass bubble on da top wif kitty-cushions so dat you can watch da Owt go by? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 12/14/2004 3:45:39 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
In da Restaurant - Orient Eggspress! | Mlle. Anaïs | Cat community | 70 | November 29th 04 10:41 PM |
At da Hotel - Orient Eggspress 'venture | Mlle. Anaïs | Cat community | 62 | November 26th 04 11:47 PM |