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Strangest Warning Clause Ever
I'm changing lodgers soonish so took a quick review of the advert which
was great before the cat came. Things I've had to add obviously include now a Can't be allergic to cats May be required to feed cat occasionally However most recently, I've now discovered that I've had to add: No bare legs after showers should be exposed. The reason? Well Ada likes to erm...sniff, paw, hug and nip (without breaking skin) bare legs if they've just been cleaned. Anyone else's cat does this? Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best seller" |
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Strangest Warning Clause Ever
Tigger loves to rub against my legs when I get out of the shower. It's the
only time she does it. Jason wrote: I'm changing lodgers soonish so took a quick review of the advert which was great before the cat came. Things I've had to add obviously include now a Can't be allergic to cats May be required to feed cat occasionally However most recently, I've now discovered that I've had to add: No bare legs after showers should be exposed. The reason? Well Ada likes to erm...sniff, paw, hug and nip (without breaking skin) bare legs if they've just been cleaned. Anyone else's cat does this? Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best seller" -- Message posted via CatKB.com http://www.catkb.com/Uwe/Forums.aspx...dotes/200611/1 |
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Strangest Warning Clause Ever
On 29 Nov 2006 01:26:25 -0800, "Jason" yodeled:
I'm changing lodgers soonish so took a quick review of the advert which was great before the cat came. Things I've had to add obviously include now a Can't be allergic to cats May be required to feed cat occasionally However most recently, I've now discovered that I've had to add: No bare legs after showers should be exposed. The reason? Well Ada likes to erm...sniff, paw, hug and nip (without breaking skin) bare legs if they've just been cleaned. Anyone else's cat does this? Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best seller" Well, Stinky has always come up and rubbed against my wet legs when I get out of the shower, leaving a nice layer of black fur sticking to my shins. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War |
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Strangest Warning Clause Ever
Jason wrote:
Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best seller" LOL! Sounds like you found the perfect lodger. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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Strangest Warning Clause Ever
Could be worse. Our first cat Sam, would sit on the sink as close as
possible every morning while Charlie shaved. Once he was done, Sam would try to take a bite out of his face. That cat just loved things like shaving cream and after shave and bubble bath and baby powder, etc. Perfume sent him to heaven. Jo "Jason" wrote in message ups.com... I'm changing lodgers soonish so took a quick review of the advert which was great before the cat came. Things I've had to add obviously include now a Can't be allergic to cats May be required to feed cat occasionally However most recently, I've now discovered that I've had to add: No bare legs after showers should be exposed. The reason? Well Ada likes to erm...sniff, paw, hug and nip (without breaking skin) bare legs if they've just been cleaned. Anyone else's cat does this? Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best seller" |
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