Conversation with my cat

Cat: Gimme some of your chicken
Me: No
Cat: Dammit, gimme some of your chicken!
Me: No.
Cat: I have teeth. See how pointy they are?
Me: Go away, fatass, it's my chicken.
Cat: Please? I'll be your best friend.
Me: Okay. Here.
Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. **** you, I don't want any.


Hugs and Purrs,
Mark
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ROFL! That's the best laugh I've had in two days.

Sherry

On Thu, 19 Feb 2004 21:32:56 GMT-6, (Mark
Edwards) wrote:

As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar?

Cat: Gimme some of your chicken
Me: No
Cat: Dammit, gimme some of your chicken!
Me: No.
Cat: I have teeth. See how pointy they are?
Me: Go away, fatass, it's my chicken.
Cat: Please? I'll be your best friend.
Me: Okay. Here.
Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. **** you, I don't want any.


Hugs and Purrs,
Mark

ROTFL don't know how many times Sammy has done this to me
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(Mark Edwards) wrote in message ...
As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar?

Cat: Gimme some of your chicken
Me: No
Cat: Dammit, gimme some of your chicken!
Me: No.
Cat: I have teeth. See how pointy they are?
Me: Go away, fatass, it's my chicken.
Cat: Please? I'll be your best friend.
Me: Okay. Here.
Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. **** you, I don't want any.


Hugs and Purrs,
Mark


Heh. Lurking in a.r.k. (waving) gets me double the Lots42 pet
conversations. And that's a Flawless Victory if ever I've seen one.

------
Krista

Cat: Gimme some of your chicken
Me: No
Cat: Dammit, gimme some of your chicken!
Me: No.
Cat: I have teeth. See how pointy they are?
Me: Go away, fatass, it's my chicken.
Cat: Please? I'll be your best friend.
Me: Okay. Here.
Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. **** you, I don't want any.

LOL - *so* Marble, until the last line - he *never* refuses food of any kind -
it's the only thing his single brain cell is designed to compute - food :-)

Cheers, helen s


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"Mark Edwards" wrote in message
...
As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar?

Cat: Gimme some of your chicken
Me: No
Cat: Dammit, gimme some of your chicken!
Me: No.
Cat: I have teeth. See how pointy they are?
Me: Go away, fatass, it's my chicken.
Cat: Please? I'll be your best friend.
Me: Okay. Here.
Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. **** you, I don't want any.

=o)

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"Mark Edwards" wrote in message
...
Does this sound familiar?

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Hugs and Purrs,
Mark

Yes, indeed. We are very familiar with that dialog.
Annie

In ,
Mark Edwards radiated into the
WorldWideWait:

As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar?

Cat: Gimme some of your chicken
Me: No
Cat: Dammit, gimme some of your chicken!
Me: No.
Cat: I have teeth. See how pointy they are?
Me: Go away, fatass, it's my chicken.
Cat: Please? I'll be your best friend.
Me: Okay. Here.
Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. **** you, I don't want any.

Oh my YES. Frequently.

In article , (Mark Edwards)
wrote:

As found in alt.religion.kibology. Does this sound familiar?

Cat: Gimme some of your chicken
Me: No
Cat: Dammit, gimme some of your chicken!
Me: No.
Cat: I have teeth. See how pointy they are?
Me: Go away, fatass, it's my chicken.
Cat: Please? I'll be your best friend.
Me: Okay. Here.
Cat: ... Ew. Chicken. **** you, I don't want any.

Sounds like Spicey, minus the rude word of couse.
Suz
Macmoosette
Thank Heavens There's Only One
=^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^=


I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

Sounds like Spicey, minus the rude word of couse.
Suz

Waffles can swear for England as an Olympic Sport. Normal target for such are

1. Marble

2. TED

3. Anyone who stops her from doing what she wants to do when she wants to do
it.

Cheers, helen s ;-)

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"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote


Waffles can swear for England as an Olympic Sport. Normal target for such
are

LOL! These foul-mouthed ladies! Nikki is an accomplished swearer too.

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