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Yoga with cats
Wednesday is my yoga class. Yesterday's class was cancelled because the
teacher was sick, so I decided I'd try a yoga DVD I bought. I got home, put on my workout clothes and cleared an area in front of the TV. Yoga is challenging in itself, but try doing it with a handful of very curious cats wanting to be right next to you. I almost stepped on Issa a few times, and Rufous tried to climb my back when I was doing downward dog! How can you possibly concentrate on your breathing when you have a cat's butt on your face? I should videotape this and sell it on the internet... -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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On Thu, 05 Feb 2004 13:51:44 GMT, Victor Martinez
wrote: Wednesday is my yoga class. Yesterday's class was cancelled because the teacher was sick, so I decided I'd try a yoga DVD I bought. I got home, put on my workout clothes and cleared an area in front of the TV. Yoga is challenging in itself, but try doing it with a handful of very curious cats wanting to be right next to you. I almost stepped on Issa a few times, and Rufous tried to climb my back when I was doing downward dog! How can you possibly concentrate on your breathing when you have a cat's butt on your face? I should videotape this and sell it on the internet... -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he lol Victor. My DH does yoga, and Sabra has gotten into a routine of doing it *with* him. Seriously. Sabra will lay near him, and do stretches. Too funny Ginger-lyn |
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Your kitty yoga videos should be at least as worthwhile saleable items as
that dude with the peanut-butter-lined tinfoil kitty hats..... "Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... : Wednesday is my yoga class. Yesterday's class was cancelled because the : teacher was sick, so I decided I'd try a yoga DVD I bought. I got home, : put on my workout clothes and cleared an area in front of the TV. : Yoga is challenging in itself, but try doing it with a handful of very : curious cats wanting to be right next to you. I almost stepped on Issa a : few times, and Rufous tried to climb my back when I was doing downward : dog! How can you possibly concentrate on your breathing when you have a : cat's butt on your face? : I should videotape this and sell it on the internet... : : -- : Victor Martinez : Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) : Send your spam he : Email me he |
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Victor Martinez wrote:
downward dog! How can you possibly concentrate on your breathing when you have a cat's butt on your face? I should videotape this and sell it on the internet... I'd buy a copy!! ROFL |
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I'd love to see that, Victor, it must have been hilarious! But I think your
kitties are only trying to show you how to do yoga correctly Best wishes, -- Polonca & Soncek "Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... Wednesday is my yoga class. Yesterday's class was cancelled because the teacher was sick, so I decided I'd try a yoga DVD I bought. snip I should videotape this and sell it on the internet... -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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LOL - two cats are bad enough. I can't imagine *seven*. I sense a
wonderful business opportunity for you - I'd buy a copy of your video! My mat and props are all covered with chew and claw marks. Of course, much of my yoga clothing is black so, say no more about what its covered with ... Otis gets under me in downward dog pose and right where I need to land when I'm doing hand balance, headstand or any inversions. They both sat down under me during big bridge. It makes it harder to focus on the poses. That's right - they were sent to me as a gift to enhance concentration ?!??? Meditation is horrible. I can observe with detatchment the sound of cats walking on the carpet. It's harder to observe with detatchment the firm application of claw to bare skin. Let the fun continue ... Susan M Otis and Chester "Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... Wednesday is my yoga class. Yesterday's class was cancelled because the teacher was sick, so I decided I'd try a yoga DVD I bought. I got home, put on my workout clothes and cleared an area in front of the TV. Yoga is challenging in itself, but try doing it with a handful of very curious cats wanting to be right next to you. I almost stepped on Issa a few times, and Rufous tried to climb my back when I was doing downward dog! How can you possibly concentrate on your breathing when you have a cat's butt on your face? I should videotape this and sell it on the internet... -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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polonca12000 wrote:
I'd love to see that, Victor, it must have been hilarious! But I think your kitties are only trying to show you how to do yoga correctly Probably! One thing's for sure, they're significantly more flexible than I am! -- Victor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
Yoga is challenging in itself, but try doing it with a handful of very curious cats wanting to be right next to you. Have they helped you master the full-body-cat-stretch-move yet Victor?! Helen M -- Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG |
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On Thu, 05 Feb 2004 13:51:44 GMT, Victor Martinez
wrote: Wednesday is my yoga class. Yesterday's class was cancelled because the teacher was sick, so I decided I'd try a yoga DVD I bought. I got home, put on my workout clothes and cleared an area in front of the TV. Yoga is challenging in itself, but try doing it with a handful of very curious cats wanting to be right next to you. I almost stepped on Issa a few times, and Rufous tried to climb my back when I was doing downward dog! How can you possibly concentrate on your breathing when you have a cat's butt on your face? I should videotape this and sell it on the internet... You should not give yogart to a cat. Milk products can upset their stomach. What? What's that you say? Yoga, not yogart. "Oh...that's very differnt....Never mind" Emily Latilla. In that case, as another reply said, how about selling the video. You could call it "Cats gone wild." You might have to certify that the cats are over 18 though. ----== Posted via Newsfeed.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeed.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 100,000 Newsgroups ---= 19 East/West-Coast Specialized Servers - Total Privacy via Encryption =--- |
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